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Every man is a king at home. - English Proverb

Going to the woods is going home. - John Muir

Nature is not a place to visit. It is home. - Gary Snyder

A house divided against itself cannot stand. - Abraham Lincoln

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

There will be no whitewash at the White House. - Richard M Nixon

There is no place like home - except Grandma's. - Unknown

What's the need of a home if you are never in it? - George Grossmith

If light is in your heart, you will find your way home. - Rumi

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. - Unknown

He's got that big house to maintain in San Clemency. - Archie Bunker

Peace and a well-built house cannot be bought too dearly. - Danish Proverb

Mother is the home we come from. She is nature, soil, ocean. - Erich Fromm

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Give a landlord an inch and he'll build an apartment house. - American Proverb

One road leads home and a thousand roads lead into the wilderness. - C S Lewis

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Tell her I ain't crawlin' home to her with my tail between her legs. - Archie Bunker

Someone told me I was immature. Guess who's not allowed in my tree house now? - Unknown

A person is happiest whether they be rich or poor, when there is peace in their home. - Unknown

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. - Bill Cosby

Be grateful for the home you have, knowing that at this moment, all you have is all you need. - Sarah B Breathnach

You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your family. - Anita Baker

You need a plan to build a house. To build a life, it is even more important to have a plan or goal. - Zig Ziglar

Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler. - WC Fields

How do we persevere when we're adrift at sea, severed from wherever or whomever is our 'home'? - Lois Anderson

My cell phone is acting up - I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. - Unknown

The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman

Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate.
What's going to happen to us with both a Senate and a House? - Will Rogers

Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home. - Rodney Dangerfield

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

Middle age is when you're faced with two temptations and you choose the one that will get you home by nine o'clock. - Ronald Reagan

My house is on the median strip of a highway. You don't really notice, except I have to leave the driveway doing 60 MPH. - Steven Wright

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton

Every woman's dream is that a man will take her in his arms, throw her into bed... and clean the whole house while she sleeps. - Unknown

If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door, greet him with, "Who could have done this? We have no enemies." - Phyllis Diller

Perhaps someday I'll crawl back home, beaten, defeated. But not as long as I can make stories out of my heartbreak, beauty out of sorrow. - Sylvia Plath

The Bible tells us that Jesus Christ came to do three things. He came to have my past forgiven, you get a purpose for living and a home in Heaven - Rick Warren


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