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Chewie, we're home. - Star Wars: The Force Awakens

Every man is a king at home. - English Proverb

Ideal Guest: One who stays at home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

At my house, Dust is a noun, not a verb. - Unknown

A dreaded disease is infilteratin' our home - Archie Bunker

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

Marrying is easy - it's housework that's hard. - Proverb

There is nothing like staying at home for real comfort. - Jane Austen

You see much more of your children once they leave home. - Lucille Ball

A consultant is an ordinary man away from home giving advice. - Oscar Wilde

Go big or go home. Because it's true. What do you have to lose? - Eliza Dushku

Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown

Hidin' out in the house all the time, like some Bantam of the Opera. - Archie Bunker

That's the best part of going away for a vacation - coming home again. - Madeleine L'Engle

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights. - Will Rogers

The power of finding beauty in the humblest things makes home happy and life lovely. - Louisa May Alcott

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. - Phyllis Diller

I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery

Crafting fills my life, and my closets, and my drawers, and every empty tote bag in the house. - Unknown

Housework is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop-offs at tedium and counter productivity. - Erma Bombeck

My husband and I have figured out a really good system about the housework: neither one of us does it. - Dottie Archibald

In France we leave unmolested those who set fire to the house, and persecute those who sound the alarm. - Sebastien Chamfort

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. - Rod Stewart

The Honourable Lady was once an egg and people on both sides of this House greatly regret its fertilisation. - Nicholas Fairbairn

I don't want to end up in an old folks' home wearing incompetence pads. I'm still compost mentis. - Harriet Wynn

The ordinary acts we practice every day at home are of more importance to the soul than their simplicity might suggest. - Thomas Moore

My house is on the median strip of a highway. You don't really notice, except I have to leave the driveway doing 60 MPH. - Steven Wright

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. - Ogden Nash

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is no more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules H Poincare

I am a gypsy. I haven't had a home for a long time. Call me a homeless person - I just throw everything in a bag and I'm good to go. - Taylor Kinney

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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