Come Quietly Please
David meets Goliath on police duty
When it's hard to overlook the evidence
'Pardon the interruption, kind sir, I'm most awfully sorry to bother you, but would you mind terribly if I asked you, in the gentlest and friendliest terms, whether you might consent to considering yourself under arrest?'
QuotaBillsExcitement to riot - Archie Bunker
Make crime pay. Become a lawyer. - Will Rogers
Police do not belong in war zones. - Daniel K Moran
Not failure, but low aim, is crime. - J. R. Lowell
Marchin' in all the peace riots. - Archie Bunker
All people look better under arrest. - John Waters
A riot is the language of the unheard. - Martin Luther King, Jr.
Crime does not pay as well as politics. - Alfred E. Newman
Suspicion often creates what it suspects. - C S Lewis
Behind every great fortune there is a crime. - Honore de Balzac
Poverty is the parent of revolution and crime. - Aristotle
Is it a bigger crime to rob a bank or to open one? - Ted Allan
The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren
Stop crime at its source - support planned parenthood. - Robert Byrne
You can't stop a thing by makin' a crime of it. - Kin Hubbard
It is a lot harder now to be a police officer than what it used to be. - Steven Seagal
The world's second-most crime is boredom; the first is being a bore. - Cecil Beaton
When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon
My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music. - Vladimir Nabokov
The police are not here to create disorder, they;re here to preserve disorder. - Richard J Daley
If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin
Tabloid: 1. A newspaper with a permanent crime wave; 2. A screamlined newspaper. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The only medicine for suffering, crime, and all the other woes of mankind, is wisdom. - Thomas Huxley
I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle
Police: The only people who are paid to go around pinching people in the wrong places - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you haven't committed. - Anthony Powell
Blind commitment to a theory is not an intellectual virtue: it is an intellectual crime. - Imre Lakatos
When a man commits the same crime twice, and is not punished, it seems to him permissible. - Talmud
If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin
There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson
The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on. - Ronnie Corbett
A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown
The police feel that most of the public are against them and that there is a lot of bad feeling. - Peter James
Many commit the same crime with very different results. One bears a cross for his crime, the other a crown. - Juvenal
The true identity theft is not financial. It's not in cyberspace. It's spiritual. It's been taken. - Stephen Covey
I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife. - Ilie Nastase
For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi
I think our police are excellent, probably because I have not done anything that has occasioned being beaten up by these good men. - Clement Freud
Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list. - Yakov Smirnoff
When you have police officers who abuse citizens, you erode public confidence in law enforcement. That makes the job of good police officers unsafe. - Mary F Berry