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Conquering My Snooze Addiction

Get those hands off the snooze button!

Conquering My Snooze Addiction thanks to Keith Blake

Cure for deadline snoozing

You snooze, you pain-fully lose

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Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

Golden dreams make men awake hungry. - Proverb

Memories are interpreted like dreams. - Leo Longanesi

I'm good in bed. I can sleep all day. - Unknown

Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button. - Unknown

Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera. - James Stephens

Great dreams of great dreamers are always transcended. - A P J Abdul Kalam

To live is to dream, and to dream pleasantly is to be wise. - Frederick Schiller

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

I'm getting on. I'm now equipped with a snooze button. - Denis Norden

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone. - Anthony Burgess

For every dream that you have, your week needs to match that dream. - Eric Thomas

The very substance of the ambitious is merely the shadow of a dream. - William Shakespeare

All our dreams can come true - if we have the courage to pursue them. - Walt Disney

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. - Eleanor Roosevelt

There is no way to find out why a snorer can't hear himself snore. - Mark Twain

We need to take dreams more literally, and waking life more symbolically. - Robert Moss

Dreams are extremely important. You can't do it unless you imagine it. - George Lucas

Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown

It's every lawyer's dream to help shape the law, not just react to it. - Alan Dershowitz

If you are big enough for your dream, your dream isn't big enough for God. - Mark Batterson

Plough deep while sluggards sleep, and you shall have corn to sell and to keep. - Benjamin Franklin

Give crayons. Adults are disturbingly impoverished of these magical dream sticks. - Dr. SunWolf

If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito. - Dalai Lama

The dreams I chased took me on a journey. A journey more rewarding than the goals. - Shahrukh Khan

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

Don't let someone who gave up on their dreams, talk you out of going after yours. - Zig Ziglar

I always sleep with one shoe in my hand to put out any fires I may accidentally ignite. - Gene Fowler

A skillful man reads his dreams for self-knowledge, yet not the details but the quality. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Some people dream of success, while other people get up every morning and make it happen. - Wayne Huizenga

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges. - Anatole France

Things are always in transition. Nothing every sums itself up in the way that we like to dream about. - Pema Chodron

A man can do only what a man can do. But if he does that each day, he can sleep at night and do it again the next day. - Albert Schweitzer

When you say justice, it doesn't have to be war. Justice could just be clearing a path for people to dream properly. - Kanye West

We are, as a species, addicted to story. Even when the body goes to sleep, the mind stays up all night, telling itself stories. - John Gottschall

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

I dream of the realization of the unity of Africa, whereby its leaders combine in their efforts to solve the problems of this continent. - Nelson Mandela

That we are not much sicker and much madder than we are is due exclusively to that most blessed and blessing of all natural graces, sleep. - Aldous Huxley

The size of your success is measured by the strength of your desire, the size of your dream, and how you handle disappointment along the way. - Robert Kiyosaki


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