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Conquering My Snooze Addiction

Get those hands off the snooze button!

Conquering My Snooze Addiction thanks to Keith Blake

Cure for deadline snoozing

You snooze, you pain-fully lose
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Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

I'll sleep when I'm dead. - Warren Zevon

When your dreams turn to dust, vacuum. - Desmond Tutu

If you can dream it, you can achieve it. - Zig Ziglar

Hopes are but the dreams of those who wake - Pindar

For hope is but the dream of those that wake. - Matthew Prior

Dreams are the touchstones of our characters. - Henry David Thoreau

Dreams do come true, if we only wish hard enough. - Sir James M. Barrie

Don't give up on your dreams - keep sleeping. - Unknown

Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera. - James Stephens

Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream? - Homer Simpson

All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream. - Edgar Allen Poe

Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank. - Alphonse Allais

Commitment leads to action. Action brings your dream closer. - Marcia Wieder

Sleep... the most beautiful experience in life - except drink. - WC Fields

If you don't have a dream, how can you have a dream come true? - Jiminy Cricket

If you get a reputation as an early riser, you can sleep till noon. - Irish Proverb

You can change your beliefs so they empower your dreams and desires. - Marcia Wieder

Too many of us are not living our dreams because we are living our fears. - Les Brown

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. - Leonardo da Vinci

A dream you dream alone is only a dream. A dream you dream together is reality. - Yoko Ono

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

A skillful man reads his dreams for self-knowledge, yet not the details but the quality. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Take, if you must, this little bag of dreams. Unloose the cord, and they will wrap you round. - William Butler Yeats

Dare to live the life you have dreamed for yourself. Go forward and make your dreams come true. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It's difficult to say what is impossible, for the dream of yesterday is the hope for tomorrow. - Robert H. Goddard

To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream; not only plan, but also believe. - Anatole France

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. - Dr. Seuss

Dream your dream; and realize that you are more than just the dreamer, you are the point of origin for its reality. - Steve Maraboli

A great many people, and more all the time, live their entire lives without ever once sleeping out under the stars. - Alan S. Kesselheim

The only thing that stands between you and your dream is the will to try and the belief that it is actually possible. - Joel Brown

Vision without action is merely a dream. Action without vision just passes the time. Vision with action can change the world. - Joel Arthur Barker

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

You know that ISIS wants to go in and take over the Vatican? You have heard that. You know, that's a dream of theirs, to go into Italy. - Donald Trump

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep. - Dale Carnegie

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie


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