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Conquering My Snooze Addiction

Get those hands off the snooze button!

Conquering My Snooze Addiction thanks to Keith Blake

Cure for deadline snoozing

You snooze, you pain-fully lose

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Dare to dream big. - Unknown

Sleep is the best meditation. - Dalai Lama

Golden dreams make men awake hungry. - Proverb

Advertisers are the merchants of dreams. - Unknown

When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown

Don't give up on your dreams - keep sleeping. - Unknown

Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera. - James Stephens

You have to dream before your dreams can come true. - A P J Abdul Kalam

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. - WC Fields

A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep. - Unknown

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

Better sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian. - Herman Melville

Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet. - Will Ferrell

A great dream with a bad team is nothing more than a nightmare. - John C Maxwell

When you have a dream, you've got to grab it and never let go. - Carol Burnett

There is no way to find out why a snorer can't hear himself snore. - Mark Twain

I need my sleep. I need about eight hours a day, and about ten at night. - Bill Hicks

At first, dreams seem impossible, then improbable, and eventually inevitable. - Christopher Reeve

Plough deep while sluggards sleep, and you shall have corn to sell and to keep. - Benjamin Franklin

Give crayons. Adults are disturbingly impoverished of these magical dream sticks. - Dr. SunWolf

When you stop having dreams and ideals - well, you might as well stop altogether. - Marian Anderson

I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know? - Ernest Hemingway

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Dreams are excursions into the limbo of things, a semi-deliverance from the human prison. - Henri Amiel

Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power and magic in it. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

The most common addiction in the world is the draw of comfort. It wrecks dreams and breaks people. - Unknown

Learn to adapt like a bird. We can only dream of flying, but the bird has already grown her wings. - Debasish Mridha

Dreams are the seeds of change. Nothing ever grows without a seed, and nothing ever changes without a dream. - Debby Boone

Puttering is really a time to be alone, to dream and to get in touch with yourself. To putter is to discover. - Alexandra Stoddard

When they said to you at graduation, "Follow your dream," did anybody say you have to wake up first? - Bill Cosby

Initiative is key. Anybody who wants to be somebody is going to work as hard as they can to fulfill that dream. - Unknown

The only thing that stands between you and your dream is the will to try and the belief that it is actually possible. - Joel Brown

Everybody shares one universal problem. To succeed you have to persuade others to support your vision, dream or cause. - Peter Guber

The quality of a father can be seen in the goals, dreams and aspirations he sets not only for himself, but for his family. - Reed Markham

Vision without action is merely a dream. Action without vision just passes the time. Vision with action can change the world. - Joel Arthur Barker

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

Our dreams may be totally different and yet, we are alike in that no matter what we have achieved, we still have dreams that have eluded us. - Steven Scott

Dreams are renewable. No matter what our age or condition, there are still untapped possibilities within us and new beauty waiting to be born. - Dale Turner


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