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Conquering My Snooze Addiction

Get those hands off the snooze button!

Conquering My Snooze Addiction thanks to Keith Blake

Cure for deadline snoozing

You snooze, you pain-fully lose
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Hope is a walking dream. - Aristotle

A goal is a dream with a deadline. - Napoleon Hill

I am rich beyond the dreams of avarice. - Edward Moore

I am building a dream with elevators in it. - Rick Ross

Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button. - Unknown

Life is just a dream, but don't wake me up! - Yiddish Proverb

Don't give up on your dreams - keep sleeping. - Unknown

There is nothing like a dream to create the future. - Victor Hugo

Quantum Particles: The dreams that stuff is made of - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. - WC Fields

Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors. - Gerhard Kocher

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone. - Anthony Burgess

If you don't have a dream, how can you have a dream come true? - Jiminy Cricket

His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours. - Arthur Baer

Our waking hours form the text of our lives, our dreams, the commentary. - Unknown

Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely. - Erma Bombeck

Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep. - Albert Camus

We need to take dreams more literally, and waking life more symbolically. - Robert Moss

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown

At first, dreams seem impossible, then improbable, and eventually inevitable. - Christopher Reeve

A daughter is someone you laugh with, dream with, and love with all your heart. - Unknown

When you stop having dreams and ideals - well, you might as well stop altogether. - Marian Anderson

I have spread my dreams beneath your feet. Tread softly because you tread on my dreams. - William Butler Yeats

I always sleep with one shoe in my hand to put out any fires I may accidentally ignite. - Gene Fowler

A dream doesn't become reality through magic; it takes sweat, determination and hard work. - Colin Powell

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

The moment of enlightenment is when a person's dreams of possibilities become images of probabilities. - Vic Braden

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

True kitsch has nothing to do with irony. It's very honest. It represents what people like, their dreams. - Marcel Wanders

Everybody shares one universal problem. To succeed you have to persuade others to support your vision, dream or cause. - Peter Guber

When you say justice, it doesn't have to be war. Justice could just be clearing a path for people to dream properly. - Kanye West

Cherish your visions and your dreams as they are the children of your soul, the blueprints of your ultimate achievements. - Napoleon Hill

All of us failed to match our dreams of perfection. So I rate us on the basis of our splendid failure to do the impossible. - William Faulkner

Your vision will become clear only when you can look into your own heart. Who looks outside, dreams; who looks inside, awakes. - Carl Jung

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

The greatest thing about man is his ability to transcend himself, his ancestry and his environment and to become what he dreams of being. - Tully C. Knoles

You know that ISIS wants to go in and take over the Vatican? You have heard that. You know, that's a dream of theirs, to go into Italy. - Donald Trump

The size of your success is measured by the strength of your desire, the size of your dream, and how you handle disappointment along the way. - Robert Kiyosaki


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