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Conquering My Snooze Addiction

Get those hands off the snooze button!

Conquering My Snooze Addiction thanks to Keith Blake

Cure for deadline snoozing

You snooze, you pain-fully lose

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A goal is a dream with a deadline. - Napoleon Hill

Follow your dreams, they know the way. - Kobe Yamada

Nothing happens unless first we dream. - Carl Sandburg

I am rich beyond the dreams of avarice. - Edward Moore

Sometimes dreams are wiser than waking. - Unknown

When you cease to dream you cease to live. - Malcolm S. Forbes

Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button. - Unknown

Dreams are the touchstones of our character. - Henry David Thoreau

It may be that those who do most, dream most. - Stephen Leacock

There is a time for words and a time for sleep. - Homer

If you want your dreams to come true, don't sleep. - Yiddish Proverb

For broken dreams, the cure is dream again; and deeper. - C S Lewis

Whatever the world finds pleasing, is but a brief dream. - Petrarch

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

Life is too short to be living somebody else's dream. - Hugh Hefner

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Dilemma of a student: Should I finish my homework or sleep? - Unknown

More things are wrought by prayer than this world dreams of. - Alfred Tennyson

It is the trouble that never comes that causes the loss of sleep. - Charles Austin Bates

Instead of the final judgement, what worries me is the final dream. - João Cabral de Melo Neto

Sleep sometimes is the only precious wage for the hard working man. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

I like the dreams of the future better than the history of the past. - Thomas Jefferson

Go after a dream that is destined to fail without divine intervention. - Mark Batterson

Too many of us are not living our dreams because we are living our fears. - Les Brown

Men who are unhappy, like men who sleep badly, are always proud of the fact. - Bertrand Russell

If you are big enough for your dream, your dream isn't big enough for God. - Mark Batterson

Just get a bag and drop a dream in it, and you'll be surprised what happens. - Charles N. Reilly

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

If you want to make your dreams come true, the first thing you have to do is wake up. - J.M. Power

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

I have spread my dreams beneath your feet. Tread softly because you tread on my dreams. - William Butler Yeats

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

While armchair travelers dream of going places, traveling armchairs dream of staying put. - Anne Tyler

Dreams are the seeds of change. Nothing ever grows without a seed, and nothing ever changes without a dream. - Debby Boone

Everybody shares one universal problem. To succeed you have to persuade others to support your vision, dream or cause. - Peter Guber

Vision without action is merely a dream. Action without vision just passes the time. Vision with action can change the world. - Joel Arthur Barker

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

That we are not much sicker and much madder than we are is due exclusively to that most blessed and blessing of all natural graces, sleep. - Aldous Huxley

Our dreams may be totally different and yet, we are alike in that no matter what we have achieved, we still have dreams that have eluded us. - Steven Scott


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