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Count The Eyes

All eyes are on the campfire picture

Count The Eyes thanks to Theresa Robert

Hunting in the background

Prepare your campground setting before you start to relax at the campfire!
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I hate camping, but I love summer camp. - Zooey Deschanel

When Irish eyes are smiling, watch your step. - Gerald Kersh

Survival is a major contributor to longevity. - Unknown

Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival. - Aung San Suu Kyi

Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes? - Groucho Marx

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. - Jim Carrey

My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors. - Unknown

My camping days are over, but I might consider glamping. - Christine Feehan

Keep your eyes on the sun and you will not see the shadows. - Australian Aborigine Saying

Technology is the campfire around which we tell our stories. - Laurie Anderson

Before you marry keep both eyes open; after marriage shut one. - Jamaican Proverb

I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Keep thy eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterward. - Thomas Fuller

Hunting isn't just something I do. It's part of who I am. - Unknown

Diploma: 1. Da man dat fixes your pipes; 2. A job-hunting license. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The reappearance of the light is the same as the survival of the soul. - Victor Hugo

It took me a long time not to judge myself through someone else's eyes. - Sally Field

There is so much in the world for us all if we only have the eyes to see it. - L M Montgomery

Book Censor: A person who reads so much he gets asterisks in front of his eyes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hunting is not a sport. In a sport, both sides should know they're in the game. - Paul Rodriguez

We are driven by five genetic needs: survival, love and belonging, power, freedom, and fun. - William Glasser

Sometimes you can't see yourself clearly until you see yourself through the eyes of others. - Ellen Degeneres

Open your eyes that you might see that all things are possible through you (with God's help). - Robert A. Schuller

Prayer is the difference between seeing with our physical eyes and seeing with our spiritual eyes. - Mark Batterson

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? - Unknown

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

He who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe, is as good as dead; his eyes are closed. - Albert Einstein

Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace, and your soul in the joy of Christ. - Thomas Merton

Learn to close your eyes and trust. Learn to open your heart and love. Learn to take the risk and fly. - Maxime Lagace

My object in living is to unite
My avocation and my vocation
As my two eyes make one in sight. - Robert Frost

My life was going to flash before my eyes, but it decided to hide behind my eyes and quake with terror instead. - Sarah Rees Brennan

When hungry, eat your rice; when tired, close your eyes. Fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what I mean. - Lin-Chi

Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while, so that we can see life with a clearer view again. - Alex Tan

I might show facts as plain as day: but, since your eyes are blind, you'd say, 'Where? What?' and turn away. - Christina Rossetti

You must mind and not lower the Church in people's eyes by seeming to be frightened about it for such a little thing. - George Eliot

Anyone can make you smile or cry, but it takes someone special to make you smile when you already have tears in your eyes. - Unknown

If a train is coming at you, closing your eyes won't save you... but if you look right at it, you at least have a chance to jump. - Andrew Vachss

Victory at all cost, victory in spite of all terror, victory however long and hard the road may be; for without victory there is no survival. - Winston Churchill

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin


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