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Count The Eyes

All eyes are on the campfire picture

Count The Eyes thanks to Theresa Robert

Hunting in the background

Prepare your campground setting before you start to relax at the campfire!

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Listen with your eyes for feelings. - Stephen Covey

Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival. - Aung San Suu Kyi

Mediocrity is excellence in the eyes of the mediocre. - Joseph Joubert

Music isn't for the eyes - it's for the ears. - Adele

Hunting: the least honorable form of war on the weak. - Paul Richard

Besmooch the family name in the eyes of the community. - Archie Bunker

In a well-ordered universe, camping would take place indoors. - Morgan Matson

The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition. - Dave Barry

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx

The perils of duck hunting are great - especially for the duck. - Walter Cronkite

Conjunctivitis dot com ... now there's a site for sore eyes. - Tim Vine

Keep thy eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterward. - Thomas Fuller

It is not clear that intelligence has any long-term survival value. - Stephen Hawking

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. - Mark Twain

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams

Problem solving is hunting. It is savage pleasure and we are born to it. - Thomas Harris

It's very strange when the life you never had flashes before your eyes. - Terri Minsky

Book Censor: A person who reads so much he gets asterisks in front of his eyes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child. - Ron Wild

Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off the goal. - Henry Ford

Hunting is not a sport. In a sport, both sides should know they're in the game. - Paul Rodriguez

It's amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee. - Donna A Favors

We are as much as we see. Faith is sight and knowledge. The hands only serve the eyes. - Henry David Thoreau

You could see there was blood coming out of her eyes. Blood coming out of her wherever. - Donald Trump

Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind. - William Shakespeare

Prayer is the difference between seeing with our physical eyes and seeing with our spiritual eyes. - Mark Batterson

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

I've enjoyed many camping holidays with my sister and her children, but we're pretty posh campers. - Erin O'Connor

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

When I first open my eyes upon the morning meadows and look out upon the beautiful world, I thank God I am alive. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Stories create community, enable us to see through the eyes of other people, and open us to the claims of others. - Peter Forbes

When hungry, eat your rice; when tired, close your eyes. Fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what I mean. - Lin-Chi

Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while, so that we can see life with a clearer view again. - Alex Tan

Men in general judge more from appearances than from reality. All men have eyes, but few have the gift of penetration. - Niccolo Machiavelli

You write to become immortal, or because the piano happens to be open, or you've looked into a pair of beautiful eyes. - Robert Schumann

A reputation, once damaged, may possibly be repaired, but the world will always keep their eyes on the spot where the crack was. - Joseph Hall

You can close your eyes to things you don't want to see, but you can't close your heart to things you don't want to feel. - Renee Slanksy

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

Those who speak of progression but are afraid of change are self-repressed and therefore unable to reach any further than their eyes can already see. - Criss Jami

Behind my smile is a broken heart; behind my laugh I'm falling apart; behind my eyes are tears at night; behind my body is a soul trying to fight. - Unknown


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