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Count The Eyes

All eyes are on the campfire picture

Count The Eyes thanks to Theresa Robert

Hunting in the background

Prepare your campground setting before you start to relax at the campfire!
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The eyes have one language everywhere. - George Herbert

One may have good eyes and yet see nothing. - Italian proverb

In the eyes of a lover pockmarks are dimples. - Japanese Proverb

A rich man is never ugly in the eyes of a girl. - French Proverb

Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes? - Groucho Marx

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. - Jim Carrey

Is that weird, taking my Louis Vuitton bag camping? - Jessica Simpson

Hunting: the least honorable form of war on the weak. - Paul Richard

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards

You'll miss the best things if you keep your eyes shut. - Dr. Seuss

Keep your eyes on the sun and you will not see the shadows. - Australian Aborigine Saying

Technology is the campfire around which we tell our stories. - Laurie Anderson

In a well-ordered universe, camping would take place indoors. - Morgan Matson

The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition. - Dave Barry

Before you marry keep both eyes open; after marriage shut one. - Jamaican Proverb

I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Who can believe that there is no soul behind those luminous eyes? - Theophile Gautierv

Hunting isn't just something I do. It's part of who I am. - Unknown

If you want to lead the people, you must first speak to their eyes. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The reappearance of the light is the same as the survival of the soul. - Victor Hugo

Problem solving is hunting. It is savage pleasure and we are born to it. - Thomas Harris

Since we cannot change reality, let us change the eyes which see reality. - Nikos Kazantzakis

There is so much in the world for us all if we only have the eyes to see it. - L M Montgomery

Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child. - Ron Wild

If you can do something with your eyes closed, it's time to find something new. - Kathie L Gifford

It's amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee. - Donna A Favors

When you speak to a man, look on his eyes; when he speaks to thee, look on his mouth. - Benjamin Franklin

There are no seven wonders of the world in the eyes of a child. There are seven million. - Walt Streightiff

A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world. - George Santayana

Our eyes are placed in front because it is more important to look ahead than to look back. - Unknown

The only real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes but in having new eyes. - Marcel Proust

Do not look down upon any Muslim, for even the most inferior believer is great in the eyes of God. - Abu Bakr

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

I've enjoyed many camping holidays with my sister and her children, but we're pretty posh campers. - Erin O'Connor

When hungry, eat your rice; when tired, close your eyes. Fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what I mean. - Lin-Chi

Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while, so that we can see life with a clearer view again. - Alex Tan

The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe

A reputation, once damaged, may possibly be repaired, but the world will always keep their eyes on the spot where the crack was. - Joseph Hall

Those who speak of progression but are afraid of change are self-repressed and therefore unable to reach any further than their eyes can already see. - Criss Jami


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