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Count The Eyes

All eyes are on the campfire picture

Count The Eyes thanks to Theresa Robert

Hunting in the background

Prepare your campground setting before you start to relax at the campfire!
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The eyes have one language everywhere. - George Herbert

We have set eyes on regions... far away. - Zheng He

Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Out of my sight! Thou dost infect my eyes. - William Shakespeare

Men trust their ears less than their eyes. - Herodotus

In the eyes of a lover pockmarks are dimples. - Japanese Proverb

Camping is something I've done all my life. - Stefanie Powers

The buyer needs a hundred eyes, the seller not one. - George Herbert

Hunting: the least honorable form of war on the weak. - Paul Richard

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards

You'll miss the best things if you keep your eyes shut. - Dr. Seuss

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry

Technology is the campfire around which we tell our stories. - Laurie Anderson

The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition. - Dave Barry

She has the eyes of Caligula, but the mouth of Marilyn Monroe. - Francois Mitterrand

Keep thy eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterward. - Thomas Fuller

We'd show an Alzheimer's survivor here, if there were one. - Unknown

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams

There is so much in the world for us all if we only have the eyes to see it. - L M Montgomery

I need the starshine of your heavenly eyes,
After the day's great sun. - Charles Hanson Towne

When you see the world through serene eyes, you generate peace wherever you go. - Jerry Dorsman

If you can do something with your eyes closed, it's time to find something new. - Kathie L Gifford

Hunting is not a sport. In a sport, both sides should know they're in the game. - Paul Rodriguez

Time passes too fast. Like a hummingbird flying by, it's just a blur to my eyes. - Amanda Leigh

My eyes in tears
Heart never sighs
My mind never fears
I conquer the lies - Munia Khan

There are no seven wonders of the world in the eyes of a child. There are seven million. - Walt Streightiff

Our eyes are placed in front because it is more important to look ahead than to look back. - Unknown

Men are born with two eyes but with one tongue, in order that they may see twice as much as they say. - C.C. Colton

Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace, and your soul in the joy of Christ. - Thomas Merton

In hunting - as in life - sometimes the thing you need most isn't the thing you went looking for. - Unknown

What your mind sees when you close your eyes marks the entrance to an endless universe: your imagination. - Stephen Helmes

I've enjoyed many camping holidays with my sister and her children, but we're pretty posh campers. - Erin O'Connor

You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox. - Tim Vine

My life was going to flash before my eyes, but it decided to hide behind my eyes and quake with terror instead. - Sarah Rees Brennan

I am getting to an age when I can only enjoy the last sport left. It is called 'hunting for your spectacles.' - Edward Grey

I might show facts as plain as day: but, since your eyes are blind, you'd say, 'Where? What?' and turn away. - Christina Rossetti

Anyone can make you smile or cry, but it takes someone special to make you smile when you already have tears in your eyes. - Unknown

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

I've never been able to grow an organ back," Lana said. "Last time I tried... Let's just hope you don't end up with whip eyes. - Michael Grant


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