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Count The Eyes

All eyes are on the campfire picture

Count The Eyes thanks to Theresa Robert

Hunting in the background

Prepare your campground setting before you start to relax at the campfire!
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Optical: When your eyes itch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

TV: Chewing gum for the eyes. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Listen with your eyes for feelings. - Stephen Covey

Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

When Irish eyes are smiling, watch your step. - Gerald Kersh

Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival. - Aung San Suu Kyi

Mediocrity is excellence in the eyes of the mediocre. - Joseph Joubert

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry

Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. - W S Gilbert

In a well-ordered universe, camping would take place indoors. - Morgan Matson

Before you marry keep both eyes open; after marriage shut one. - Jamaican Proverb

I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

What'd ya think, you were gonna pull the wolf over my eyes? - Archie Bunker

Conjunctivitis dot com ... now there's a site for sore eyes. - Tim Vine

I still close my eyes and go home... I can always draw from that. - Dolly Parton

If you want to lead the people, you must first speak to their eyes. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

The reappearance of the light is the same as the survival of the soul. - Victor Hugo

Since we cannot change reality, let us change the eyes which see reality. - Nikos Kazantzakis

I need the starshine of your heavenly eyes,
After the day's great sun. - Charles Hanson Towne

Being born with a pair of beady eyes was the best thing that ever happened to me. - Lee van Cleef

She learned to say things with her eyes that others waste time putting into words. - Corey Ford

Hunting is not a sport. In a sport, both sides should know they're in the game. - Paul Rodriguez

There are no seven wonders of the world in the eyes of a child. There are seven million. - Walt Streightiff

Open your eyes that you might see that all things are possible through you (with God's help). - Robert A. Schuller

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

Do not look down upon any Muslim, for even the most inferior believer is great in the eyes of God. - Abu Bakr

Learn to close your eyes and trust. Learn to open your heart and love. Learn to take the risk and fly. - Maxime Lagace

What your mind sees when you close your eyes marks the entrance to an endless universe: your imagination. - Stephen Helmes

We need 4 hugs a day for survival. We need 8 hugs a day for maintenance. We need 12 hugs a day for growth. - Virginia Satir

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

You write to become immortal, or because the piano happens to be open, or you've looked into a pair of beautiful eyes. - Robert Schumann

The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe

A reputation, once damaged, may possibly be repaired, but the world will always keep their eyes on the spot where the crack was. - Joseph Hall

Camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home. - Yvonne Prinz

I like cast iron coated with enamel for longevity and forgiveness if I happen to take my eyes off the prize while pouring Chianti. - Mario Batali

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis


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