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Count The Eyes

All eyes are on the campfire picture

Count The Eyes thanks to Theresa Robert

Hunting in the background

Prepare your campground setting before you start to relax at the campfire!
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Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

In the eyes of Krypton, they were all dead. - Superman

Survival is a major contributor to longevity. - Unknown

A rich man is never ugly in the eyes of a girl. - French Proverb

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. - Jim Carrey

Is that weird, taking my Louis Vuitton bag camping? - Jessica Simpson

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown

The soul would have no rainbow if the eyes had no tears. - Indian Proverb

Fox hunting is the unspeakable in pursuit of the inedible. - Oscar Wilde

You'll miss the best things if you keep your eyes shut. - Dr. Seuss

The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition. - Dave Barry

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx

She has the eyes of Caligula, but the mouth of Marilyn Monroe. - Francois Mitterrand

An animal's eyes have the power to speak a great language. - Martin Buber

I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

If you want to lead the people, you must first speak to their eyes. - Napoleon Bonaparte

It is not clear that intelligence has any long-term survival value. - Stephen Hawking

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. - Mark Twain

Since we cannot change reality, let us change the eyes which see reality. - Nikos Kazantzakis

There is so much in the world for us all if we only have the eyes to see it. - L M Montgomery

Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off the goal. - Henry Ford

Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving. - David Letterman

There are no seven wonders of the world in the eyes of a child. There are seven million. - Walt Streightiff

My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette

Open your eyes that you might see that all things are possible through you (with God's help). - Robert A. Schuller

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? - Unknown

She's the sort of woman who lives for others - you can tell the others by their hunted expression. - C S Lewis

Learn to close your eyes and trust. Learn to open your heart and love. Learn to take the risk and fly. - Maxime Lagace

I've enjoyed many camping holidays with my sister and her children, but we're pretty posh campers. - Erin O'Connor

We need 4 hugs a day for survival. We need 8 hugs a day for maintenance. We need 12 hugs a day for growth. - Virginia Satir

My life was going to flash before my eyes, but it decided to hide behind my eyes and quake with terror instead. - Sarah Rees Brennan

Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while, so that we can see life with a clearer view again. - Alex Tan

I am getting to an age when I can only enjoy the last sport left. It is called 'hunting for your spectacles.' - Edward Grey

You must mind and not lower the Church in people's eyes by seeming to be frightened about it for such a little thing. - George Eliot

The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe

You can close your eyes to things you don't want to see, but you can't close your heart to things you don't want to feel. - Renee Slanksy

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

I adore art. When I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and the tears stream from my eyes, and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear. - Guiseppe Verdi


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