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Count The Eyes

All eyes are on the campfire picture

Count The Eyes thanks to Theresa Robert

Hunting in the background

Prepare your campground setting before you start to relax at the campfire!
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Optical: When your eyes itch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The eyes have one language everywhere. - George Herbert

One may have good eyes and yet see nothing. - Italian proverb

The buyer needs a hundred eyes, the seller not one. - George Herbert

Is that weird, taking my Louis Vuitton bag camping? - Jessica Simpson

Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. - W S Gilbert

She has the eyes of Caligula, but the mouth of Marilyn Monroe. - Francois Mitterrand

An animal's eyes have the power to speak a great language. - Martin Buber

I still close my eyes and go home... I can always draw from that. - Dolly Parton

Who can believe that there is no soul behind those luminous eyes? - Theophile Gautierv

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Since we cannot change reality, let us change the eyes which see reality. - Nikos Kazantzakis

It took me a long time not to judge myself through someone else's eyes. - Sally Field

It's very strange when the life you never had flashes before your eyes. - Terri Minsky

There is so much in the world for us all if we only have the eyes to see it. - L M Montgomery

Book Censor: A person who reads so much he gets asterisks in front of his eyes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I need the starshine of your heavenly eyes,
After the day's great sun. - Charles Hanson Towne

When you see the world through serene eyes, you generate peace wherever you go. - Jerry Dorsman

Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off the goal. - Henry Ford

She learned to say things with her eyes that others waste time putting into words. - Corey Ford

You could see there was blood coming out of her eyes. Blood coming out of her wherever. - Donald Trump

The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new lands but seeing with new eyes. - Marcel Proust

What a blessing it would be if we could open and shut our ears as easily we do our eyes. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace, and your soul in the joy of Christ. - Thomas Merton

In hunting - as in life - sometimes the thing you need most isn't the thing you went looking for. - Unknown

Learn to close your eyes and trust. Learn to open your heart and love. Learn to take the risk and fly. - Maxime Lagace

My life was going to flash before my eyes, but it decided to hide behind my eyes and quake with terror instead. - Sarah Rees Brennan

When I first open my eyes upon the morning meadows and look out upon the beautiful world, I thank God I am alive. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I am getting to an age when I can only enjoy the last sport left. It is called 'hunting for your spectacles.' - Edward Grey

You must mind and not lower the Church in people's eyes by seeming to be frightened about it for such a little thing. - George Eliot

The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe

A reputation, once damaged, may possibly be repaired, but the world will always keep their eyes on the spot where the crack was. - Joseph Hall

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

When you hear people making hateful comments, stand up to them. Point out what a waste it is to hate, and you could open their eyes. - Taylor Swift

I adore art. When I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and the tears stream from my eyes, and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear. - Guiseppe Verdi

There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway

Those who speak of progression but are afraid of change are self-repressed and therefore unable to reach any further than their eyes can already see. - Criss Jami

Behind my smile is a broken heart; behind my laugh I'm falling apart; behind my eyes are tears at night; behind my body is a soul trying to fight. - Unknown


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