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Count The Eyes

All eyes are on the campfire picture

Count The Eyes thanks to Theresa Robert

Hunting in the background

Prepare your campground setting before you start to relax at the campfire!

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The eyes have one language everywhere. - George Herbert

I hate camping, but I love summer camp. - Zooey Deschanel

Weak eyes are fondest of glittering objects. - Thomas Carlyle

When Irish eyes are smiling, watch your step. - Gerald Kersh

In the eyes of a lover pockmarks are dimples. - Japanese Proverb

A rich man is never ugly in the eyes of a girl. - French Proverb

The buyer needs a hundred eyes, the seller not one. - George Herbert

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown

Hunting: the least honorable form of war on the weak. - Paul Richard

Besmooch the family name in the eyes of the community. - Archie Bunker

The soul would have no rainbow if the eyes had no tears. - Indian Proverb

Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. - W S Gilbert

Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon. - Mango Wodzak

I still close my eyes and go home... I can always draw from that. - Dolly Parton

Diploma: 1. Da man dat fixes your pipes; 2. A job-hunting license. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams

Problem solving is hunting. It is savage pleasure and we are born to it. - Thomas Harris

If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler

It's very strange when the life you never had flashes before your eyes. - Terri Minsky

There is so much in the world for us all if we only have the eyes to see it. - L M Montgomery

Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off the goal. - Henry Ford

She learned to say things with her eyes that others waste time putting into words. - Corey Ford

It's amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee. - Donna A Favors

There are no seven wonders of the world in the eyes of a child. There are seven million. - Walt Streightiff

What a blessing it would be if we could open and shut our ears as easily we do our eyes. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

Our eyes are placed in front because it is more important to look ahead than to look back. - Unknown

Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace, and your soul in the joy of Christ. - Thomas Merton

In hunting - as in life - sometimes the thing you need most isn't the thing you went looking for. - Unknown

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

My life was going to flash before my eyes, but it decided to hide behind my eyes and quake with terror instead. - Sarah Rees Brennan

When I first open my eyes upon the morning meadows and look out upon the beautiful world, I thank God I am alive. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When hungry, eat your rice; when tired, close your eyes. Fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what I mean. - Lin-Chi

I might show facts as plain as day: but, since your eyes are blind, you'd say, 'Where? What?' and turn away. - Christina Rossetti

The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe

When you hear people making hateful comments, stand up to them. Point out what a waste it is to hate, and you could open their eyes. - Taylor Swift

If a train is coming at you, closing your eyes won't save you... but if you look right at it, you at least have a chance to jump. - Andrew Vachss

You can close your eyes to things you don't want to see, but you can't close your heart to things you don't want to feel. - Renee Slanksy

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway

Those who speak of progression but are afraid of change are self-repressed and therefore unable to reach any further than their eyes can already see. - Criss Jami


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