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Style is the dress of thoughts. - Lord Chesterfield

Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy

Humanity is just a virus with shoes. - Bill Hicks

Keep your heels, head, and standards high. - Unknown

The wearer knows best where the shoe pinches. - Spanish Proverb

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase

Do not let people form your own style for you. - Mon Levchenkova

My best successes came on the heels of failures. - Barbara Corcoran

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson

Nothing burns more calories than dancing in 5-inch heels. - Ariana Grande

My sole concern has been to save myself by work and faith. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Denise Klahn

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

Washable: What a cowboy does, very carefully, with soap and water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. - Doug Larson

Figuring out what the next big trend is tells us what we should focus on. - Mark Zuckerberg

Don't wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what they wear. - Tina Fey

Be stubbornly committed to your team, but flexible in your leadership style. - Jo Miller

There's man all over for you, blaming on his boots the fault of his feet. - Samuel Beckett

Even if I set out to make a film about a fillet of sole, it would be about me. - Federico Fellini

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

Ginger Rogers did everything that Fred Astaire did, backwards and on high heels. - Unknown

Fashion is gentility running away from vulgarity, and afraid of being overtaken. - William Hazlitt

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. - Mark Twain

Forgiveness is the fragrance the flower leaves on the heel of the one who crushed it. - David Jeremiah

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

By the time they're ready to be thrown away, most shoes are thoroughly comfortable. - Andy Rooney

The sole purpose of human existence is to kindle a light in the darkness of mere being. - Carl Jung

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

Drag your thoughts away from your troubles... by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it. - Mark Twain

With your head full of brains and your shoes full of feet, you're too smart to go down any not-so-good street. - Dr. Seuss

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. - Hoosier Farmer

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

When a woman puts on a heel, she has a different posture, a different attitude. She really stands up and has a consciousness of her body. - Christian Louboutin

With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah

I realized the importance of having a story today is what really separates companies. People don't just wear our shoes, they tell our story. - Blake Mycoskie

Style is that which indicates how the writer takes himself and what he is saying. It is the mind skating circles around itself as it moves forward. - Robert Frost


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