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Time wounds all heels. - Groucho Marx

Style is the dress of thoughts. - Lord Chesterfield

We ate everything but his boots. - Unknown

Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy

Fashions change, but style is forever. - Unknown

Nurses are angels in comfortable shoes. - Unknown

The spine is man's Achilles' heel. - Andre Brie

The wearer knows best where the shoe pinches. - Spanish Proverb

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase

Do not let people form your own style for you. - Mon Levchenkova

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. - George Carlin

Hiking and happiness go hand in hand (or foot in boot). - Diane Spicer

Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards

My sole concern has been to save myself by work and faith. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are. - Quentin Crisp

Rappers wear diamonds to compensate for a lack of fashion sense. - Asap Rocky

A lie travels round the world while truth is putting her boots on. - French proverb

Figuring out what the next big trend is tells us what we should focus on. - Mark Zuckerberg

He never chooses an opinion, he just wears whatever happens to be in style. - Leo Tolstoy

There's man all over for you, blaming on his boots the fault of his feet. - Samuel Beckett

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

Being from Texas, I would say I favor a pair of jeans you can wear some boots with. - Jensen Ackles

The sole art that suits me is that which, rising from unrest, tends toward serenity. - Andre Gide

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde

I always sleep with one shoe in my hand to put out any fires I may accidentally ignite. - Gene Fowler

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

Gaming goes in trends, and for a bit of a too-long stretch, it focused on huge productions. - Markus Persson

Ambition has one heel nailed in well, though she stretches her fingers to touch the heavens. - Lao Tzu

I walk around like everything if fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off. - Unknown

A good lie will have traveled half way around the world while the truth is putting on her boots. - Mark Twain

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

Don't criticize what you don't understand, son. You never walked in that man's shoes. - Elvis Presley

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

Snap-On Gasket Scrapper: Theoretically useful as a sandwich tool for spreading mayonnaise; used mainly for getting dog-doo off your boot - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In composing, as a general rule, run your pen through every other word you have written; you have no idea what vigor it will give your style. - Sydney Smith

I realized the importance of having a story today is what really separates companies. People don't just wear our shoes, they tell our story. - Blake Mycoskie


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