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Crash Course in Texas Weather

The Four Seasons y'all remember

Crash Course in Texas Weather thanks to Keith Blake

Your choice between dry, arid, humid, sticky, hot or hotter

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Into the sky to win or die. - Christopher Paolini

Women hold up half the sky. - Mao Zedong

Texas is as odd as it is vast. - Henry Rollins

The sky already fell. Now what? - Steven Wright

Every cloud has a silver lining. - Proverb

Grey skies are just clouds passing over. - Duke Ellington

Knock on the sky and listen to the sound. - Zen Saying

You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben

Try to be a rainbow in someone's cloud. - Maya Angelou

I started out as a gaseous cloud. Then I cooled. - Jack Nicholson

Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq. - Fran Lebowitz

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

The sky is the limit only for those who aren't afraid to fly. - Bob Bello

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans. - George Carlin

We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. - Red Skelton

Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? - Kinky Friedman

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker

Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called 'walking.' - George W. Bush

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

The definition of insanity in Texas is so insane that it's impossible to be insane in Texas. - Malcolm McDowell

The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. - Steven Wright

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

The visions are fragmented and a dark cloud spreads like spilt ink across the pages of possible futures. - Garth Nix

Forgiveness is an act of the will, and the will can function regardless of the temperature of the heart. - Corrie Ten Boom

Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

There are a zillion variables to a hamburger. What part of the animal went into it. What coarseness. What temperature. - Danny Meyer

The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington. - Yakov Smirnoff

Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison

It's better to look at the sky than live there. Such an empty place; so vague. Just a country where the thunder goes and things disappear. - Truman Capote


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