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Do you suffer from double blurred vision?

CreepEye thanks to Mike King

But eye want to see more optical illusions!

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Imagination is the eye of the soul. - Joseph Joubert

The eyes have one language everywhere. - George Herbert

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Out of my sight! Thou dost infect my eyes. - William Shakespeare

When Irish eyes are smiling, watch your step. - Gerald Kersh

A financier is a pawnbroker with imagination. - Arthur Pinero

You want people to think you live in a pig's eye? - Archie Bunker

Besmooch the family name in the eyes of the community. - Archie Bunker

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. - Cathy Guisewite

Stories of imagination tend to upset those without one. - Terry Pratchett

There is nothing more dreadful than imagination without taste. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

An animal's eyes have the power to speak a great language. - Martin Buber

What'd ya think, you were gonna pull the wolf over my eyes? - Archie Bunker

If a man puts out the eye of an equal, his eye shall be put out. - Hammurabi

The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin

Keep thy eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterward. - Thomas Fuller

A meal without cheese is like a beautiful woman who lacks an eye. - Jean A Brillat-Savarin

Your imagination is your preview of life's coming attractions. - Albert Einstein

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

It is the starved imagination, not the well-nourished, that is afraid. - E.M. Forster

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

It's very strange when the life you never had flashes before your eyes. - Terri Minsky

Certain things catch your eye, but pursue only those that capture the heart. - Indian Proverb

Every great advance in science has issued from a new audacity of imagination. - John Dewey

I have looked into your eyes with my eyes. I have put my heart near your heart. - Pope John XXIII

Thou best philosopher, who yet dost keep/ Thy heritage, thou eye among the blind. - William Wordsworth

Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder. - Laurence J Peter

Solitude is as needful to the imagination as society is wholesome for the character. - James Russel Lowell

What a blessing it would be if we could open and shut our ears as easily we do our eyes. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

Our eyes are placed in front because it is more important to look ahead than to look back. - Unknown

I have only one eye, I have a right to be blind sometimes... I really do not see the signal! - Horatio Nelson

Open your eyes that you might see that all things are possible through you (with God's help). - Robert A. Schuller

I like grey characters; fantasy for too long has been focused on very stereotypical heroes and villains. - George R.R. Martin

What your mind sees when you close your eyes marks the entrance to an endless universe: your imagination. - Stephen Helmes

An expert problem solver must be endowed with two incompatible qualities: a restless imagination and a patient pertinacity. - Howard Eves

Every person on this earth is full of great possibilities that can be realized through imagination, effort, and perseverance. - Scott B Kaufman

You will recognize your own path when you come upon it because you will suddenly have all the energy and imagination you will ever need. - Sara Teasdale

Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step; only he who keeps his eye fixed on the far horizon will find his right road. - Dag Hammarskjold

I've never been able to grow an organ back," Lana said. "Last time I tried... Let's just hope you don't end up with whip eyes. - Michael Grant

Censorship is never over for those who have experienced it. It is a brand on the imagination that affects the individual who has suffered it, forever. - Noam Chomsky


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