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Everyone needs a fantasy. - Andy Warhol

Worry is a waste of the imagination. - Unknown

Worry is simply imagination gone awry. - Peter Alwinson

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

The human race is governed by its imagination. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes? - Groucho Marx

Mediocrity is excellence in the eyes of the mediocre. - Joseph Joubert

You want people to think you live in a pig's eye? - Archie Bunker

Let every eye negotiate for itself and trust no agent. - William Shakespeare

The imagination is the secret and marrow of civilization. - Henry Ward Beecher

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Liberty: One of Imagination's most previous possessions. - Ambrose Bierce

Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon. - Mango Wodzak

Before you marry keep both eyes open; after marriage shut one. - Jamaican Proverb

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

If you want to lead the people, you must first speak to their eyes. - Napoleon Bonaparte

I tell you what always catches my eye. Short people with an umbrella. - Gary Delaney

There is so much in the world for us all if we only have the eyes to see it. - L M Montgomery

Fantasy is hardly an escape from reality. It's a way of understanding it. - Lloyd Alexander

I have looked into your eyes with my eyes. I have put my heart near your heart. - Pope John XXIII

Thou best philosopher, who yet dost keep/ Thy heritage, thou eye among the blind. - William Wordsworth

Being born with a pair of beady eyes was the best thing that ever happened to me. - Lee van Cleef

Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off the goal. - Henry Ford

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly greased. - John Nesvig

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

You could see there was blood coming out of her eyes. Blood coming out of her wherever. - Donald Trump

I have only one eye, I have a right to be blind sometimes... I really do not see the signal! - Horatio Nelson

It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

The only real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes but in having new eyes. - Marcel Proust

Prayer is the difference between seeing with our physical eyes and seeing with our spiritual eyes. - Mark Batterson

I think Nature's imagination is so much greater than man's, she's never gonna let us relax! - Richard P Feynman

Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything. - Plato

The mathematician is entirely free, within the limits of the imagination, to construct what worlds he pleases. - J.W.N. Sullivan

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

Fantasy has a dark side to it. It also has a light hemisphere - the power of the human imagination to keep going, to imagine a better tomorrow. - Tim O'Brien

I adore art. When I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and the tears stream from my eyes, and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear. - Guiseppe Verdi

If I could be anything in the world I would want to be a teardrop because I would be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips. - Unknown


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