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But eye want to see more optical illusions!

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TV: Chewing gum for the eyes. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Who can blind lover's eyes? - Virgil

A friend's eye is a good mirror. - Irish Proverb

Imagination means nothing without doing. - Charlie Chaplin

Weak eyes are fondest of glittering objects. - Thomas Carlyle

When Irish eyes are smiling, watch your step. - Gerald Kersh

Live out of your imagination, not your history. - Stephen Covey

You want people to think you live in a pig's eye? - Archie Bunker

The soul would have no rainbow if the eyes had no tears. - Indian Proverb

The eye sees only what the mind is prepared to comprehend. - Henri Bergson

If only we could pull out our brain and use only our eyes. - Pablo Picasso

Many are the starrs I see, but in my eye no starr like thee. - English Saying

An animal's eyes have the power to speak a great language. - Martin Buber

I'm capable of anything, my imagination can give me wings. - Nas

I've always enjoyed living in a fantasy world, daydreaming. - James Duval

He had only one eye, and the popular prejudice runs in favor of two. - Charles Dickens

Logic will get you from A to Z. Imagination will take you everywhere. - Albert Einstein

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

There is so much in the world for us all if we only have the eyes to see it. - L M Montgomery

A great wind is blowing, and that gives you either imagination or a headache. - Catherine the Great

Thou best philosopher, who yet dost keep/ Thy heritage, thou eye among the blind. - William Wordsworth

The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new lands but seeing with new eyes. - Marcel Proust

A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world. - George Santayana

There's a big overlap with the people you meet at the fantasy and science fiction cons. - Fred Saberhagen

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

Sometimes you can't see yourself clearly until you see yourself through the eyes of others. - Ellen Degeneres

Prayer is the difference between seeing with our physical eyes and seeing with our spiritual eyes. - Mark Batterson

That's what storytellers do. We restore order with imagination. We instill hope again and again. - Walt Disney

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

It is only with the heart that one can see clearly, for the most essential things are invisible to the eye. - Unknown

The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. - Oliver Wendell Homes, Jr.

The only way to write a great book is to write it with the eyes of a child who sees things for the first time. - Arnold Bennett

Men in general judge more from appearances than from reality. All men have eyes, but few have the gift of penetration. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Every person on this earth is full of great possibilities that can be realized through imagination, effort, and perseverance. - Scott B Kaufman

One supreme fact which I have discovered is that it is not willpower but imagination that creates. Imagination creates reality. - Richard Wagner

The use of traveling is to regulate imagination by reality, and instead of thinking how things may be, to see them as they are. - Samuel Johnson

Fearlessness requires attention and receptivity - it takes focus to stand in the still eye of a tornado and not be swept away by it. - Susan Piver

When you hear people making hateful comments, stand up to them. Point out what a waste it is to hate, and you could open their eyes. - Taylor Swift

When you talk about fantasy, the usual problem is that whilst you've got the world of imagination, there are no controlling forces. - Raymond E. Feist

Censorship is never over for those who have experienced it. It is a brand on the imagination that affects the individual who has suffered it, forever. - Noam Chomsky


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