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Imagination is intelligence having fun. - George Scialabra

Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The power of imagination makes us infinite. - John Muir

Where there is no imagination there is no horror. - Arthur Conan Doyle

Let every eye negotiate for itself and trust no agent. - William Shakespeare

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. - Cathy Guisewite

Menopause in progress: go around and do not make eye contact. - Unknown

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx

I've kissed so many women I can do it with my eyes closed. - Henny Youngman

She has the eyes of Caligula, but the mouth of Marilyn Monroe. - Francois Mitterrand

An animal's eyes have the power to speak a great language. - Martin Buber

I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins

I'm not a passive person by any stretch of the imagination. - Courteney Cox

The imagination imitates. It is the critical spirit that creates. - Oscar Wilde

If you want to lead the people, you must first speak to their eyes. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination. - Oscar Wilde

Where beams of imagination play,
The memory's soft figures melt away. - Alexander Pope

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

It's amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee. - Donna A Favors

You could see there was blood coming out of her eyes. Blood coming out of her wherever. - Donald Trump

The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new lands but seeing with new eyes. - Marcel Proust

There are no seven wonders of the world in the eyes of a child. There are seven million. - Walt Streightiff

Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were. But without it we go nowhere. - Carl Sagan

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Stop setting goals. Goals are pure fantasy unless you have a specific plan to achieve them. - Stephen Covey

Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique, and not too much imagination. - Christopher Isherwood

Closed in a room, my imagination becomes the universe, and the rest of the world is missing out. - Criss Jami

My imagination makes me human and makes me a fool; it gives me all the world and exiles me from it. - Ursula K. Le Guin

I am certain of nothing but the holiness of the heart's affections, and the truth of imagination. - John Keats

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

Fatalism is the creed of a will that is dying to its possibilities and seeks to drag the imagination with it. - Ravi Zacharias

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

When hungry, eat your rice; when tired, close your eyes. Fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what I mean. - Lin-Chi

What we learn only through the ears makes less impression upon our minds than what is presented to the trustworthy eye. - Horace

You write to become immortal, or because the piano happens to be open, or you've looked into a pair of beautiful eyes. - Robert Schumann

An expert problem solver must be endowed with two incompatible qualities: a restless imagination and a patient pertinacity. - Howard Eves

A reputation, once damaged, may possibly be repaired, but the world will always keep their eyes on the spot where the crack was. - Joseph Hall

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins


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