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CreepEye

Do you suffer from double blurred vision?

CreepEye thanks to Mike King

But eye want to see more optical illusions!

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Everyone needs a fantasy. - Andy Warhol

Imagination is the eye of the soul. - Joseph Joubert

Imagination is intelligence having fun. - George Scialabra

We have set eyes on regions... far away. - Zheng He

One may have good eyes and yet see nothing. - Italian proverb

Weak eyes are fondest of glittering objects. - Thomas Carlyle

A financier is a pawnbroker with imagination. - Arthur Pinero

The important thing is not the camera but the eye. - Alred Eisenstaedt

You want people to think you live in a pig's eye? - Archie Bunker

To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk. - Thomas Edison

Many are the starrs I see, but in my eye no starr like thee. - English Saying

Before you marry keep both eyes open; after marriage shut one. - Jamaican Proverb

What'd ya think, you were gonna pull the wolf over my eyes? - Archie Bunker

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

I have too many fantasies to be a housewife. I guess I am a fantasy. - Marilyn Monroe

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Never bend your head. Hold it high. Look the world straight in the eye. - Helen Keller

When your life flashes before your eyes, make sure it's fun to watch. - MGM Grand Hotel

It's very strange when the life you never had flashes before your eyes. - Terri Minsky

Where beams of imagination play,
The memory's soft figures melt away. - Alexander Pope

I have looked into your eyes with my eyes. I have put my heart near your heart. - Pope John XXIII

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

You could see there was blood coming out of her eyes. Blood coming out of her wherever. - Donald Trump

What a blessing it would be if we could open and shut our ears as easily we do our eyes. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Closed in a room, my imagination becomes the universe, and the rest of the world is missing out. - Criss Jami

Our fears are more numerous than our dangers, and we suffer more in our imagination than in reality. - Seneca

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything. - Plato

It is only with the heart that one can see clearly, for the most essential things are invisible to the eye. - Unknown

I have a fantasy where Ted Turner is elected President but refuses because he doesn't want to give up power. - Arthur C. Clarke

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

When hungry, eat your rice; when tired, close your eyes. Fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what I mean. - Lin-Chi

That old law about "an eye for an eye" leaves everybody blind. The time is always right to do the right thing. - Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.

I might show facts as plain as day: but, since your eyes are blind, you'd say, 'Where? What?' and turn away. - Christina Rossetti

You must mind and not lower the Church in people's eyes by seeming to be frightened about it for such a little thing. - George Eliot

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

Nothing contributes so much to tranquilize the mind as a steady purpose - a point on which the soul may fix its intellectual eye. - Mary Shelley

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau


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