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Let them eat cake. - Marie Antoinette

Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright

I am putting real plums into an imaginary cake. - Mary McCarthy

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei

Happy birthday to a sister who has the best sister in the world. - Unknown

"Let 'em eat cake," to quote the late Mark Antonette. - Archie Bunker

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

A nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. - Audrey Hepburn

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

On my 85th birthday, I felt like a 20-year-old. But there wasn't one around. - Milton Berle

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke

My wife hasn't had a birthday in 4 years. She was born in the year of our Lord-only-knows. - Unknown

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

Thank you to all who posted kind birthday wishes. I'm touched. The rest of you will be un-friended tomorrow. - Unknown

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to "the best woman a man ever had." The waiter joined me. - Rodney Dangerfield


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