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Chocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers

Life is too short to skip cake. - Unknown

Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

Live everyday like its your birthday. - Paris Hilton

I am putting real plums into an imaginary cake. - Mary McCarthy

Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory. - Unknown

The cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

"Let 'em eat cake," to quote the late Mark Antonette. - Archie Bunker

My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black

I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake. - Unknown

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

On my 85th birthday, I felt like a 20-year-old. But there wasn't one around. - Milton Berle

This is a Jewish cake - they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets circumscribed. - Archie Bunker

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. - Mitch Hedberg

Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same. - Audrey Hepburn

Once you're a mom, you're always a mom. It's like riding a bike, you never forget. - Taraji P Henson

Everything slows down with age. Except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. - John Wagner

I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. - Steven Wright

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

Thank you to all who posted kind birthday wishes. I'm touched. The rest of you will be un-friended tomorrow. - Unknown

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

I like to eat pizza and spaghetti pomodoro, and I'm crazy for dessert. I like all of them: cassata, cheesecake, biscuits. - Stefano Gabbana

It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. - Richard M Nixon


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