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Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first. - Ernestine Ulmer

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber

Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright

Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei

Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory. - Unknown

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

False Economy: using only 30 candles on her 40th birthday cake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

"Let 'em eat cake," to quote the late Mark Antonette. - Archie Bunker

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

A great empire, like a great cake, is most easily diminished at the edges. - Benjamin Franklin

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

On my 85th birthday, I felt like a 20-year-old. But there wasn't one around. - Milton Berle

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. - Mitch Hedberg

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman

Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same. - Audrey Hepburn

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already. - Wendy Liebman

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.' - Jerry Seinfeld

It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. - Richard M Nixon


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