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I don't give a ship! - Unknown

Laughter can bring a new perspective. - Christopher Durang

I hope my ship comes in before my dock rots. - Unknown

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Take a cruise down to the Virgin's Island. - Archie Bunker

Anyone can steer the ship when the sea is calm. - Publilius Syrus

Tell the men to fire faster and not give up the ship. - Captain James Lawrence

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

Some German words are so long that they have perspective. - Mark Twain

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship. - Louisa May Alcott

A ship in harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for. - John Shedd

Perspective: Having customers who love you and a boss who hates you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

I have a feeling that when my ship comes in I'll be at the airport. - Charles Schulz

The kingdom of God always appears upside down to the human perspective. - David Jeremiah

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

After the ship has sunk, a consultant knows how it might have been saved. - Newt Hielscher

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

In a comic perspective, most human concerns seem insignificant, even petty. - Carl Sagan

We may have all come on different ships, but we're in the same boat now. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

If you're offered a seat on a rocket ship, don't ask what seat! Just get on. - Sheryl Sandberg

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Neither should a ship rely on one small anchor, nor should life rest on a single hope. - Epictetus

The man without a purpose is like a ship without a rudder - a waif, a nothing, a no man. - Thomas Carlyle

Canada is a good country to be from. It has a gentler slower pace - it lends perspective. - Paul Anka

We need to learn to set our course by the stars, not by the lights of every passing ship. - Omar N Bradley

No one would have ever crossed the ocean if they could have gotten off the ship in the storm. - Charles F. Ketterling

Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth. - Marcus Aurelius

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem

Most people stand on the dock of life waiting for their ship to come in when deep down inside they know it has never left port. - Zig Ziglar

Our loyalties must transcend our race, our tribe, our class, and our nation; and this means we must develop a world perspective. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins


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