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Cruise Ship Trailer

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Cruise Ship Trailer thanks to Jan Baker

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Like ships that clash in the night. - Archie Bunker

Laughter can bring a new perspective. - Christopher Durang

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Ships are expendable; the whales are not. - Paul Watson

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Old and young, we are all on our last cruise. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Take a cruise down to the Virgin's Island. - Archie Bunker

Zinc: What a ship will do if it has a hole in it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Tell the men to fire faster and not give up the ship. - Captain James Lawrence

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

Some German words are so long that they have perspective. - Mark Twain

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

A little perspective, like a little humor, goes a long way. - Allen Klein

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship. - Louisa May Alcott

A ship in harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for. - John Shedd

If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile. - Lynda Barry

Some people could look at a mud puddle and see an ocean with ships. - Zora N Hurston

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

After the ship has sunk, a consultant knows how it might have been saved. - Newt Hielscher

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

When rats leave a sinking ship, where exactly do they think they're going? - Douglas Gauck

Was this the face that launched a thousand ships, and burnt the towers of Ilium? - Christopher Marlowe

Canada is a good country to be from. It has a gentler slower pace - it lends perspective. - Paul Anka

My perspective on my mother has changed immensely. She was a lot taller when I was younger. - Howie Mandel

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

If the highest aim of a captain were to preserve his ship, he would keep it in port forever. - Thomas Aquinas

Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth. - Marcus Aurelius

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

If you absolutely can't stay positive, don't go negative, just cruise neutral for a while until you can get back up. - Terri Guillemets

Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem

Most people stand on the dock of life waiting for their ship to come in when deep down inside they know it has never left port. - Zig Ziglar

Our loyalties must transcend our race, our tribe, our class, and our nation; and this means we must develop a world perspective. - Martin Luther King Jr.

He who loves practice without theory is like the sailor who boards ship without a rudder and compass and never knows where he may cast. - Leonardo da Vinci

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins


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