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Sales Talk: Trade wind - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

A little axe can cut down a big tree. - Jamaican Saying

Tailor Shop: Last of the big-time menders - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone. - W H Auden

Cut Rates: What surgeons charge their patients. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Eunuch: A man who has had his works cut out for him. - Robert Byrne

A shop should be like a song of which you never tire. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

Malaria: Several shopping centers close to each other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Surgeon: The person who was a cut-up at medical school - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I had plastic surgery last week. I cut up my credit cards. - Henny Youngman

Wood burns faster when you have to cut and chop it yourself. - Harrison Ford

If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance. - Al Bernstein

The thing with high-tech is that you always end up using scissors. - David Hockney

A good thing sells itself; a bad thing advertises itself for sale. - African Saying

I'm just like anyone. I cut and I bleed and I embarass easily. - Michael Jackson

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller

The only way to find true happiness is to risk being completely cut open. - Chuck Palahniuk

Save a thief from the gallows and he will be the first to cut your throat. - Italian Proverb

Lawyers are like scissors; they never cut each other, but what is between them. - Unknown

Someone told me that each equation I included in the book would halve the sales. - Stephen Hawking

Everyone should be paid what he is worth, no matter how big a pay cut is involved. - Unknown

I'm so ugly I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. - Rodney Dangerfield

My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray

Confidence is like a dragon where, for every head cut off, two more heads grow back. - Criss Jami

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six. - Yogi Berra

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

The greatest men have been those who have cut their way to success through difficulties. - F.W. Robertson

The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder. - Virginia Woolf

Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said, "Cigarettes contain fat." - Dave Barry

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

I'm not interested in cutting the feet off my characters or stretching them to make them fit my certain political view. - Margaret Atwood

Cut out the free feed for the boss hogs at the public trough and the spill-over they've been leaving us. We'll manage. - Paul Harvey

I don't like to hear cut and dried sermons. No - when I hear a man preach, I like to see him act as if he were fighting bees. - Abraham Lincoln

The tropical rain forests are a telling example. Once cut down, they rarely recover. Rainfall drops, deserts spread, the climate warms. - James Lovelock

The axe cannot boast of the tree it has cut down. It could do nothing but for the woodsman. He made it, he sharpened it, and he used it. - Samuel Brengel

The more the diamond is cut the brighter it sparkles; and in what seems hard dealing, there God has no end in view but to perfect His people. - Thomas Guthrie

I've met talespinners before, Jake, and they're all cut more or less from the same cloth. They tell tales because they're afraid of life. - Stephen King


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