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Cutting Off Board

Slow motion view of food droppings

Cutting Off Board thanks to Wayne Nowazek

An artistic drop piece for sliced tomatoes

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Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer

Keep a clean kitchen - dine out. - Unknown

The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz

Patience is the secret to good food. - Gail Simmons

It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Laughter is brightest where food is best. - Irish Proverb

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

Food tastes best when you eat it with your own spoon. - Denmark Proverb

Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb

You are only master of food that you haven't yet eaten. - Tibet Proverb

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food. - Unknown

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

I can see you in the kitchen bending over a hot stove, and I can't see the stove. - Groucho Marx

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen

Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head. - Ambrose Bierce

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

The bulletin board on the lawn of a New Jersey Church reads "We reserve the right to accept everybody." - John Kazmark

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude. - Buddy Valastro

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie


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