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Cutting Off Board

Slow motion view of food droppings

Cutting Off Board thanks to Wayne Nowazek

An artistic drop piece for sliced tomatoes

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Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: eat out. - Phyllis Diller

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Ireland Proverb

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

He who would eat in Spain must bring his kitchen along. - German saying

Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb

The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley

I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen

A committee can't succeed if everybody's on board but nobody's at the wheel. - Kathy Griffith

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines

The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder. - Virginia Woolf

If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher

Number theorists are like lotus-eaters – having once tasted of this food they can never give it up. - Leopold Kronecker

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude. - Buddy Valastro

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell


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