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Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb

The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz

It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse

The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb

A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: eat out. - Phyllis Diller

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

You don't need a silver fork to eat good food. - Paul Prudhomme

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

If I have one addiction in life, it's probably food. - Liam Hemsworth

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Food for the body is not enough. There must be food for the soul. - Dorothy Day

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

The maxim that the "best is the cheapest" does not apply to food. - W.O. Atwater

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen

Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying

I live in California, so I do stand-up paddle board, which is a killer workout. - Ashley Wagner

I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. - Miles Kington

People want honest, flavourful food, not some show-off meal that takes days to prepare. - Ted Allen

Ladies and gentlemen are permitted to have friends in the kennel but not in the kitchen. - George Bernard Shaw

A committee can't succeed if everybody's on board but nobody's at the wheel. - Kathy Griffith

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell

I'm glad I don't have to hunt for my food. I don't even know where Sandwiches live. - Bill Murray

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns

Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. - Socrates

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude. - Buddy Valastro

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

Whenever I have a spare second, I'm in the kitchen whipping up a batch of cookies. I make a mean batch of chocolate chippers. - Karlie Kloss

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo