QuotaBillsTacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer
Keep a clean kitchen - dine out. - Unknown
Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones
The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz
Patience is the secret to good food. - Gail Simmons
What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson
She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson
Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan
I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields
What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy
Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein
The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley
I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright
God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain
I always had a fantasy of being a chef, because I like kitchen life. - Geoffrey Rush
Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan
Be kind to your mother-in-law but pay for her board at some good hotel. - Josh Billings
Grocerise: To sell off non-perishable food articles through eBeh channels - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken. - Maya Angelou
My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss
Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams
Ladies and gentlemen are permitted to have friends in the kennel but not in the kitchen. - George Bernard Shaw
Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben
We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch
I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs
I'm glad I don't have to hunt for my food. I don't even know where Sandwiches live. - Bill Murray
Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns
Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz
Most fat food is fried. Fried food tastes great, and people don't seem to care about the fat aspect. - Eric Schlosser
Food: The response Mom usually gives in answer to the question, "What's for dinner tonight?" - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If music be the food of love, play on, give me excess of it; that surfeiting, the appetite may sicken, and so die. - William Shakespeare
Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi
If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor
The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller
I'm not interested in cutting the feet off my characters or stretching them to make them fit my certain political view. - Margaret Atwood
One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli
How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton
I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo
Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com