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Daily Rain Gauge

Wading into wet weather

Daily Rain Gauge thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Particularly useful in the Moistwest Territories

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We ate everything but his boots. - Unknown

You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben

Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet. - Bob Marley

Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet. - Roger Miller

An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill

I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough - Zig Ziglar

If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain. - Steven Wright

Every next level of your life will demand a different you. - Unknown

Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level. - Quentin Crisp

I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying. - Charlie Chaplin

A lie travels round the world while truth is putting her boots on. - French proverb

The function of socialism is to raise suffering to a higher level. - Norman Mailer

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner

I love you with every cell, with every atom. I love you on a subatomic level. - Robin Williams

No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it. - Albert Einstein

I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? - Douglas Adams

Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure. - Ross MacDonald

I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the level of thinking that created them. - Albert Einstein

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

A good lie will have traveled half way around the world while the truth is putting on her boots. - Mark Twain

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

Trust your hunches. They're usually based on facts filed away just below the conscious level. - Joyce Brothers

If we really want to be full and generous in spirit, we have no choice but to trust at some level. - Rita Dove

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. - Albert Einstein

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem

Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an object on a level with yourself. - Joel Hawes

Look out how you use proud words. When you let proud words go, it is not easy to call them back. They wear long boots, hard boots. - Carl Sandburg

Go figure a crazy, mixed-up country where ballet outsells boxing. I wouldn't be surprised if their wrestling was on the level. - Bob Hope

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. - Hoosier Farmer

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young

The tropical rain forests are a telling example. Once cut down, they rarely recover. Rainfall drops, deserts spread, the climate warms. - James Lovelock

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau

It's all nonsense. It's only nonsense. I'm not afraid of the rain. I am not afraid of the rain. Oh, oh, God, I wish I wasn't. - Ernest Hemingway

The rain of Madre de Dios is similar to that of the Amazon, but there is a petrifying aspect to it, as if it seeks to wound rather than to nurture. - Tahir Shah

There is overwhelming evidence that the higher the level of self-esteem, the more likely one will treat others with respect, kindness, and generosity. - Nathaniel Branden


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