Daily Rain Gauge

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

Conference: Hot air on a high level. - Gerald Barzan

Everyone rises to their level of incompetence. - Laurence J. Peter

No person has the right to rain on your dreams. - Marian Wright Edelman

Life happens at the level of events, not words. - Unknown

Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain

An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill

When things are steep, remember to stay level-headed. - Horace

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. - Unknown

If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain. - Steven Wright

I only drink coffee grown in high altitude rain forests. - Rob Dyrdek

Every next level of your life will demand a different you. - Unknown

There is no friend like a sister, in calm or stormy weather. - Christina Rossetti

Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level. - Quentin Crisp

You know it's summer in Ireland when the rain gets warmer. - Hal Roach

A lie travels round the world while truth is putting her boots on. - French proverb

Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner

In a hierarchy every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence. - Laurence J Peter

Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain. - George Carlin

No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it. - Albert Einstein

I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? - Douglas Adams

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

Being from Texas, I would say I favor a pair of jeans you can wear some boots with. - Jensen Ackles

It will never rain roses. When we want to have more roses, we must plant more roses. - George Eliot

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

Trust only movement. Life happens at the level of events not of words. Trust movement. - Alfred Adler

I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

If we really want to be full and generous in spirit, we have no choice but to trust at some level. - Rita Dove

Laughter is like a windshield wiper - it won't stop the rain, but it will allow you to keep going. - Unknown

From where we stand the rain seems random. If we could stand somewhere else, we would see the order in it. - Tony Hillerman

But that inadequacy, or feeling of inadequacy, never really goes away. You just have to trudge ahead in the rain, regardless. - Lorrie Moore

Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem

Look out how you use proud words. When you let proud words go, it is not easy to call them back. They wear long boots, hard boots. - Carl Sandburg

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen

The rain of Madre de Dios is similar to that of the Amazon, but there is a petrifying aspect to it, as if it seeks to wound rather than to nurture. - Tahir Shah