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Darkness Eliminator

Replacing LED lighting with something that works

Darkness Eliminator thanks to Dave Loewen

Spreading light throughout Africa

Enlightening business in the Ministry of Eliminating Darkness
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Light tomorrow with today. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

A proverb is much light condensed in one flash. - Simmons

Electricity is really just organized lightning. - George Carlin

A true star shines her light on others. Be a star. - Chloe Pink

Without ice cream there would be darkness and chaos. - Don Kardong

Love: one game never postponed on account of darkness. - Unknown

Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light. - Groucho Marx

It is better to light one candle than to curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

There is a crack in everything. That's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

Managers light a fire under people; leaders light a fire in people. - Kathy Austin

If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge? - Unknown

Light is the greatest disinfectant in nature and also in organizations. - Stephen Covey

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

A careful driver is one who honks his horn when he goes through a red light. - Henry Morgan

The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the front of an oncoming train. - David Lee Roth

Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. - Warren Buffett

I shall make electricity so cheap that only the rich can afford to burn candles. - Thomas Edison

We all walk in the dark and each of us must learn to turn on his or her own light. - Earl Nightingale

There are two kinds of light – the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures. - James Thurber

Architecture is the learned game, correct and magnificent, of forms assembled in the light. - Le Corbusier

The plunge of civilization into this abyss of blood and darkness is too tragic for any words. - Henry James

The less I know about a subject, the more confidence I have; and the more light I throw on it. - Mark Twain

As an actor you become that lighting rod between the person who made the play and the audience. - Christopher Walken

We have been too long in darkness. Once already we have been in the light, and we want it again. - Alexander Dubcek

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields

Most of us are imprisoned by something. We're living in darkness until something flips on the switch. - Wynonna Judd

Enthusiasm is the electricity of life. How do you get it? You act enthusiastic until you make it a habit. - Gordon Parks

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

Everything has its wonders, even darkness and silence, and I learn whatever state I am in, therein to be content. - Helen Keller

Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 5:14-16

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

Singing sad songs often has a way of healing a situation. It gets the hurt out in the open into the light, out of the darkness. - Reba McEntire

Disability is a way of getting some extremity, some kind of very difficult situation, that throws an interesting light on people. - Mark Haddon

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

The night stared me in the face, amorphous, blind, infinite, without frontiers. Not a single start relieved the darkness behind the glass. - Stanisław Lem

An optimist is a person who sees a green light everywhere, while a pessimist sees only the red stoplight. The truly wise person is colorblind. - Albert Schweitzer

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan


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