Darkness Eliminator
Replacing LED lighting with something that works
Spreading light throughout Africa
Enlightening business in the Ministry of Eliminating Darkness
QuotaBillsElectrical degenerators - Archie Bunker
Truths kindle light for truths. - Lucretius
There is no darkness, but ignorance. - William Shakespeare
Stars can't shine without darkness. - Unknown
Put the light out, and all women are alike. - German Proverb
With great power comes great electricity bill. - Unknown
A proverb is much light condensed in one flash. - Simmons
Light Sleeper: Someone who naps on the chandelier - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Into the darkness they go, the wise and the lovely. - Edna St. Vincent Millay
Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World. - Christopher Columbus
Voltage: The era that began after the discovery of electricity - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Abbreviation: An inordinately long word in light of its meaning - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Neonphancy: A fluorescent light bulb struggling to come to life - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
There is a crack in everything. That's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
Stay the course, light a star, change the world where'er you are. - Richard Le Gallienne
I have a feeling my Check Liver Light may come on this weekend. - Unknown
The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the front of an oncoming train. - David Lee Roth
Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill
Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. - Warren Buffett
Truth is like heat or light; its vibrations are endless, and are endlessly felt. - Margaret Deland
If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight. - George Gobel
I've always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are vastly under-polluted. - Lawrence Summers
Knowing your own darkness is the best method for dealing with the darknesses of other people. - Carl Jung
The plunge of civilization into this abyss of blood and darkness is too tragic for any words. - Henry James
HonkoSecond: The time between the light turning green and the sound from the car horn behind you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. - Albert Einstein
I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields
Most of us are imprisoned by something. We're living in darkness until something flips on the switch. - Wynonna Judd
Enthusiasm is the electricity of life. How do you get it? You act enthusiastic until you make it a habit. - Gordon Parks
I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood
All is beautiful and unceasing, all is music and reason, and all, like diamond, is carbon first, then light. - Jose Martin
I think that most people would rather face the light of a real enemy than the darkness of their imagined fears. - Max Brooks
It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen
Disability is a way of getting some extremity, some kind of very difficult situation, that throws an interesting light on people. - Mark Haddon
Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields
You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder
You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind. - Johnny Knoxville
If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet inhabited by intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave. - Bill Murray
The difficulties you meet will resolve themselves as you advance. Proceed, and light will dawn and shine with increasing clearness on your path. - Jim Rohn
We went down into the silent garden. Dawn is the time when nothing breathes, the hour of silence. Everything is transfixed, only the light moves. - Leonora Carrington