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Darkness Eliminator

Replacing LED lighting with something that works

Darkness Eliminator thanks to Dave Loewen

Spreading light throughout Africa

Enlightening business in the Ministry of Eliminating Darkness
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darkness visible - John Milton

Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

A proverb is much light condensed in one flash. - Simmons

Life is a rollercoaster. Try to eat a light lunch. - David A. Schmaltz

A true star shines her light on others. Be a star. - Chloe Pink

Love: one game never postponed on account of darkness. - Unknown

If light is in your heart, you will find your way home. - Rumi

Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light. - Groucho Marx

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

Darkness gives free rein to the mind's worst imaginings. - Jocelyn Murray

It is better to light one candle than to curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

Abbreviation: An inordinately long word in light of its meaning - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Managers light a fire under people; leaders light a fire in people. - Kathy Austin

She may very well pass for 43 in the dusk with the light behind her! - W S Gilbert

It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light. - Aristotle

At Motel 6 in Amish Country, I wonder if they leave the light on for you? - Jay London

The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the front of an oncoming train. - David Lee Roth

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? How many can you afford? - Blanche Knott

Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. - Warren Buffett

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

Death is not extinguishing the light; it is putting out the lamp because dawn has come. - Rabindranath Tagore

There are two kinds of light – the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures. - James Thurber

South Africa is the most beautiful country I have been to. Canada is also hugely underrated. - Honor Blackman

The plunge of civilization into this abyss of blood and darkness is too tragic for any words. - Henry James

We have been too long in darkness. Once already we have been in the light, and we want it again. - Alexander Dubcek

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel. - John Quinton

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo? - Jacques Plante

A squirrel dying in front of your house may be more relevant to your interests right now than people dying in Africa. - Mark Zuckerberg

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

I dream of the realization of the unity of Africa, whereby its leaders combine in their efforts to solve the problems of this continent. - Nelson Mandela

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros


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