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Daylight Savings Thing

Don't forget to set your clocks: Spring ahead, Fall behind

Daylight Savings Thing thanks to Howard Chapman

Time for change this calendar year

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Comedy is tragedy plus time. - Carol Burnett

Old age comes at a bad time. - Sue Banducci

Time is the life of the soul. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

By ancestry, I was born to rule. - Nelson Mandela

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Spring is the time of plans and projects. - Leo Tolstoy

Time ripens all things, no man is born wise. - Miguel de Cervantes

There is a time for words and a time for sleep. - Homer

Tomorrow is often the busiest time of the year. - Spanish Proverb

Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you. - Groucho Marx

Her time is about 4.33, which she's capable of. - David Coleman

Time is like the ocean, always there, always different. - Ogden Nash

At 46 one must be a miser; only have time for essentials. - Oscar Wilde

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

I'm never sick. Why get sick? It's a waste of time. - Martha Stewart

Time hath often cured the wound which reason failed to heal. - Seneca

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. - Steven Wright

I cannot believe in a God who wants to be praised all the time. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects. - Les Dawson

As every thread of gold is valuable, so is every moment of time. - J. Mason

When you argue with reality, you lose, but only 100% of the time. - Byron Katie

The butterfly counts not months but moments, and has time enough. - Rabindranath Tagore

Time misspent in youth is sometimes all the freedom one ever has. - Anita Brookner

For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program. - Bob Wells

I had only a little time left and I didn't want to waste it on God. - Albert Camus

Once upon a time, forests were repositories of magic for the human race. - John Burnside

Every time I fill a vacant office, I make ten malcontents and one ingrate. - Louis XIV

Being with you and not being with you is the only way I have to measure time. - Jorge Luis Borges

I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes. - Oscar Wilde

The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop. - P.J. O'Rourke

The only way to be absolutely safe is to never try anything for the first time. - Magnus Pike

Perhaps in time the so-called Dark Ages will be thought of as including our own. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

There, standing at the piano, was the original good time who had been had by all. - Kenneth Tynan

Influence is like a savings account. The less you use it, the more you've got. - Andrew Young

Those who make the worst use of their time are the first to complain of its brevity. - Jean de la Bruyere

If I've learned nothing else, it's that time and practice equal achievement. - Andre Agassi

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

If a man smiles all the time he's probably selling something that doesn't work. - George Carlin

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

Nothing in the world is ever completely wrong. Even a stopped clock is right twice a day. - Paulo Coelho

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap. - Bob Hope

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is. - Lou Duva

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. - Will Rogers

Obi-Wan Kenobi. Obi-Wan. Now that's a name I have not heard in a long time. A long time. - Obi Wan Kenobi

Character is better than ancestry, and personal conduct is of more importance than the highest. - Thomas J. Barnardo

'Next time!' In what calendar are kept the records of those next times which never come? - Helen Hunt Jackson

Four things come not back: the spoken word, the sped arrow, time past, the neglected opportunity. - Omar Ibnal-Halif

I had to have some balls to be Irish Catholic in South London. Most of that time I spent fighting. - Pierce Brosnan

The single most exciting thing you encounter in government is competence, because it's so rare. - Daniel P Moynihan

Love is a piano dropped from a fourth story window, and you were in the wrong place at the wrong time. - Ani DiFranco

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Cheerfulness keeps up a kind of daylight in the mind, and fills it with a steady and perpetual serenity. - Joseph Addison

If you do a good job for others, you heal yourself at the same time, because a dose of joy is a spiritual cure. - Ed Sullivan

Until you value yourself, you will not value your time. Until you value your time, you will not do anything with it. - M. Scott Peck

There may be times when we are powerless to prevent injustice, but there must never be a time when we fail to protest. - Elie Wiesel

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - Steven Wright

That old law about "an eye for an eye" leaves everybody blind. The time is always right to do the right thing. - Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.

Audiences everywhere are tough. They don't have time to be bored or brow beaten by orthodox, old fashioned advertising. - Craig Davis

Every time a child says, "I don't believe in fairies," there is a little fairy somewhere that falls down dead. - Sir James M. Barrie

Vision without action is merely a dream. Action without vision just passes the time. Vision with action can change the world. - Joel Arthur Barker

The punishment which the wise suffer who refuse to take part in the government, is to live under the government of worse men. - Plato

I took a course in speed reading. Then I got Reader's Digest on microfilm. By the time I got the machine set up, I was done. - Steven Wright

If I'm losing balance in a pose, I stretch higher and God reaches down to steady me. It works every time, and not just in yoga. - T. Guillemets

When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner

In this age of microblogging and two-second sound bites, almost no one has the attention span, or time, to read more than a few sentences. - Tim Frick


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