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Daylight Savings Thing

Don't forget to set your clocks: Spring ahead, Fall behind

Daylight Savings Thing thanks to Howard Chapman

Time for change this calendar year

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Time is the chrysalsis of eternity. - Richter

Ancestry is a hereditary condition. - Unknown

Time is the most valuable thing a man can spend. - Theophrastus

You become what you think about most of the time. - Earl Nightingale

Reputation is for time; character is for eternity. - J.B. Gough

I feel like a million tonight - but one at a time. - Bette Midler

There is always a time to make right what is wrong. - Susan Griffin

Time goes, you say? Ah, no! Alas, Time stays, we go. - Austin Dobson

Time is a great legalizer, even in the field of morals. - H.L. Mencken

One may walk over the highest mountain one step at a time. - John Wanamaker

Some men by ancestry are only the shadow of a mighty name. - Etheridge Knight

Nothing is a waste of time if you use the experience wisely. - Auguste Rodin

When was the last time you did something for the first time? - Unknown

About half my time is spent on business operation type stuff. - Mark Zuckerberg

World War II was the last government program that really worked. - George Will

When I was a child, nobody died; but now it happens all the time. - Unknown

That Gerald Ford. He can't fart and chew gum at the same time. - Lyndon B. Johnson

A man in love is like a clipped coupon - it's time to cash in. - Mae West

On Easter Day the veil between time and eternity thins to gossamer. - Douglas Horton

I also do my own processing, so it means a big commitment in lab time. - Leonard Nimoy

How do we transform loss? Time's healing balm is essentially a hoax. - August Wilson

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Every time I fill a vacant office, I make ten malcontents and one ingrate. - Louis XIV

It took me a long time not to judge myself through someone else's eyes. - Sally Field

Clement Attlee reminds me of a dead fish before it has had time to stiffen. - George Orwell

A long time ago being crazy meant something. Nowadays everybody's crazy. - Charles Manson

You live longer once you realize that any time spent being unhappy is wasted. - Ruth E Renkl

Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do. - Jean-Paul Sartre

The best time to start thinking about your retirement is before the boss does. - Unknown

Time is money, especially when you're talking to a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe-kster

Perhaps in time the so-called Dark Ages will be thought of as including our own. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

Civilization began the first time an angry person cast a word instead of a rock. - Sigmund Freud

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg. - Rodney Dangerfield

I'd rather be a few pounds heavier and enjoy life than be worried all the time. - Drew Barrymore

No thieves, no traitors, no interventionists! This time the revolution is for real! - Fidel Castro

If you can do something with your eyes closed, it's time to find something new. - Kathie L Gifford

Middle Age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. - Harold Coffin

Your time is your life. That is why the greatest gift you can give someone is your time. - Rick Warren

If at first you don't succeed, try doing what your coach told you to do the first time. - Unknown

Easter is a time when God turned the inevitability of death into the invincibility of life. - Craig D Loundsbrough

Every time your heart is broken, a doorway cracks open to a world full of new opportunities. - Patti Roberts

Tradition is what you resort to when you don't have the time or the money to do it right. - Kurt H Adler

The best time for you to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust. - Josh Billings

By the time I taught myself the bass guitar at the age of 14, my hands were already pretty nimble. - John Entwistle

Don't waste your time in anger, regrets, worries, and grudges. Life is too short to be unhappy. - Roy T. Bennett

I don't have an alarm clock. If someone needs to wake me up, then I have my BlackBerry next to me. - Mark Zuckerberg

Never waste your time trying to explain who you are to people who are committed to misunderstanding you. - Unknown

I love being married. I was single for a long time, and I just got so sick of finishing my own sentences. - Brian Kiley

A timid person is frightened before a danger, a coward during the time, and a courageous person afterward. - Jean Paul Richter

The friend that always finds time to spend with you without consulting his or her calendar is a true friend. - Ellen J. Barrier

I refuse to believe in three things: cash, clock, and calendar. You should never be enslaved by these three. - Sharad Sagar

If you don't write when you don't have time for it, you won't write when you do have time for it. - Katerina Stoykova Klemer

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams

Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that's down can come up. - George Burns

Let the refining and improving of your own life keep you so busy that you have little time to criticize others. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

There is one kind of robber whom the law does not strike at, and who steals what is most precious to men: time. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a five-year-old. - Joan Kerr

A great many people, and more all the time, live their entire lives without ever once sleeping out under the stars. - Alan S. Kesselheim

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
So just what are time flies, and why do they fly like an arrow? - Groucho Marx

Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid. - Frank Zappa

Remembering is a gift - a silent gift, because it roots us in reality while at the same time pointing us towards eternity. - Raphael Anzenberger

I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar. - Robert Brault

Nobody sees a flower, really - it is so small - we haven't time, and to see takes time, like to have a friend takes time. - Georgia O'Keefe

The world, the race, the soul - in space and time the universes,
All bound as is befitting each - all surely going somewhere. - Walt Whitman

When you get older, you know that life's mysteries are revealed in the fullness of time. All you have to do is wait, watch, and be amazed. - Linda Gray

Q: When is the perfect time?
A: Who can say, but probably somewhere between haste and delay - and it's usually most wise to start today. - Rasheed Ogunlaru

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

Even after all this time, the sun never says to the earth, "You owe me." Look what happens with a love like that. It lights the whole sky. - Hafez


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