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Deadly Facts About Water

Do you know what the leading cause of drowning is?

Deadly Facts About Water thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Are you exposed to water?

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Facts are the enemy of truth. - Don Quixote

Paranoia is having all the facts. - Edmund White

There is no Nobel Prize for fact-checking. - John Oliver

Water that does not move is always shallow. - Sami Proverb

Occasionally words must serve to veil the facts. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored. - Aldous Huxley

We never know the worth of water till the well is dry. - English Proverb

If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. - Loren Eiseley

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

Everyone is entitled to his own opinion, but not his own facts. - Daniel P Moynihan

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. - Will Rogers

What happens is fact, not truth. Truth is what we think about what happens. - Robert McKee

As a rule we disbelieve all the facts and theories for which we have no use. - William James

Fact explains nothing. On the contrary, it is fact that requires explanation. - Marilynne Robinson

Science is the ascertainment of facts and the refusal to regard facts as permanent. - Unknown

The great tragedy of science - the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact. - Thomas H. Huxley

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

When ya go out there in the water and ya start crossing your longirudes and lassitudes. - Archie Bunker

Prejudice is a great time saver. You can form opinions without having to get the facts. - E.B. White

Every man has a right to his opinions, but no man has a right to be wrong in his facts. - Bernard Baruch

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

A hallucination is a fact, not an error; what is erroneous is a judgment based upon it. - Bertrand Russell

The degree of one's emotions varies inversely with one's knowledge of the facts. - Bertrand Russell

I am certainly not one of those who need to be prodded. In fact, if anything, I am the prod. - Winston Churchill

The strangest and most fantastic fact about negative emotions is that people actually worship them. - P.D. Ouspensky

Children seldom misquote. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said. - Unknown

It's a well known histororical fact: they gave 'em an inch of CzechosloWakia and they took Poland. - Archie Bunker

You don't love someone because they're perfect, you love them in spite of the fact that they're not. - Jodi Picoult

I know of no more encouraging fact than the unquestionable ability of man to elevate his life by conscious endeavor. - Henry David Thoreau

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

I chalk up the fact that I got diabetes to my body saying, 'Dude, you have been doing wrong for way too long!' - Randy Jackson

I might show facts as plain as day: but, since your eyes are blind, you'd say, 'Where? What?' and turn away. - Christina Rossetti

I'm not gonna give up, shut up, or let up, until I'm taken up... as a matter of fact, I'm just getting warmed up! - Zig Ziglar

Let no one suppose that the words doctor and patient can disguise from the parties the fact that they are employer and employee. - George Bernard Shaw

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare

To say that authority, whether secular or religious, supplies no ground for morality is not to deny the obvious fact that it supplies a sanction. - Joseph Addison

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson

The charm of history and its enigmatic lesson consist in the fact that, from age to age, nothing changes and yet everything is completely different. - Aldous Huxley


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