QuotaBillsFacts are the enemy of truth. - Don Quixote
Hard Water: The scientific name for ice - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Friendship is a plant we must often water. - German Proverb
Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields
A mixture of brandy and water spoils two good things. - Charles Lamb
Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. - Josh Billings
I am proud of the fact that I never invented weapons to kill. - Thomas Edison
Everyone is entitled to his own opinion, but not his own facts. - Daniel P Moynihan
Maternity is a matter of fact; paternity is a matter of opinion. - American Proverb
Washable: What a cowboy does, very carefully, with soap and water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Hydroponic Gardening: Using a plant to convert water into yard work - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Somewhere, behind space and time,
Is wetter water, slimier slime. - Rupert Brooke
The secret to happiness is to face the fact that the world is horrible. - Bertrand Russell
My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman
You don't drown by falling into water. You only drown if you stay there. - Zig Ziglar
You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin
You can lead a herring to water, but you have to walk really fast or he'll die. - Rose
Puddle: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
People think that stories are shaped by people. In fact it's the other way around. - Terry Pratchett
A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt
It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones
Facts don't persuade, feelings do. And stories are the best way to get at those feelings. - Tom Asacker
The meaning of life consists in the fact that it makes no sense to say that life has no meaning. - Niels Bohr
The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated. - H L Mencken
Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker
Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita
I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo
Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie
Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora
Some lawyers are like unto the camel, which, before drinking out of a brook, maketh the water turbid with his foot. - Adolphus W Ward
I know of no more encouraging fact than the unquestionable ability of man to elevate his life by conscious endeavor. - Henry David Thoreau
I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds
The denial of Christ has less to do with facts and more to do with the bent of what a person is prejudiced to conclude. - Ravi Zacharias
I might show facts as plain as day: but, since your eyes are blind, you'd say, 'Where? What?' and turn away. - Christina Rossetti
Not every puzzle is intended to be solved. Some are in place to test your limits. Others are, in fact, not puzzles at all. - Vera Nazarian
The fact of storytelling hints at a fundamental human unease, hints at human imperfection. Where there is perfection there is no story to tell. - Ben Okri
To say that authority, whether secular or religious, supplies no ground for morality is not to deny the obvious fact that it supplies a sanction. - Joseph Addison
If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson
Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown