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Deadly Facts About Water

Do you know what the leading cause of drowning is?

Deadly Facts About Water thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Are you exposed to water?

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Facts are the enemy of truth. - Don Quixote

You never miss the water till the well has run dry. - Irish Proverb

Positivity is all about overlooking the negative fact. - Unknown

We never know the worth of water till the well is dry. - English Proverb

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

Hipness is not a state of mind, It's a fact of life. - Cannonball Adderley

And now to hole eight, which is in fact the eighth hole. - Peter Alliss

I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean. - G K Chesterton

You have to deal with the fact that your life is your life. - Alex Hailey

You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore

There is no trap so deadly as the trap you set for yourself. - Raymond Chandler

Everyone is entitled to his own opinion, but not his own facts. - Daniel P Moynihan

Facts and truth really don't have much to do with each other. - William Faulkner

Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt

I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add to it. - Steven Wright

Somewhere, behind space and time,
Is wetter water, slimier slime. - Rupert Brooke

Space is almost infinite. As a matter of fact, we think it is infinite. - Dan Quayle

I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it. - Joan Rivers

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

With no fact as a referent, what is normative is purely a matter of preference. - Ravi Zacharias

Don't throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds water. - Swedish Proverb

Man does not live by words alone, despite the fact that sometimes he has to eat them. - Adlai Stevenson

Prejudice is a great time saver. You can form opinions without having to get the facts. - E.B. White

Every man has a right to his opinions, but no man has a right to be wrong in his facts. - Bernard Baruch

We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb

I am certainly not one of those who need to be prodded. In fact, if anything, I am the prod. - Winston Churchill

What is harder than rock, or softer than water? Yet soft water hollows out hard rock. Persevere. - Ovid

The fact that an opinion has been widely held is no evidence whatever that it is not utterly absurd. - Bertrand Russell

Your desires and true beliefs have a way of playing blind man's bluff. You must corner the inner facts. - David Seabury

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

The fact remains that most of us are anesthetized to the true cost and true value of long term care insurance. - Michael Burgess

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

The most important thing we learn at school is the fact that the most important things can't be learned at school. - Haruki Murakami

It's easier to believe a lie that one has heard a thousand times than to believe a fact that no one has heard before. - Unknown

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

Whatever success I may have attained is due to the fact that since I was old enough to work at all, my ambition has never deserted me. - Anna Held

A lawyer's performance in the courtroom is responsible for about 25 percent of the outcome; the remaining 75 percent depends on the facts. - Melvin Belli

The fact of storytelling hints at a fundamental human unease, hints at human imperfection. Where there is perfection there is no story to tell. - Ben Okri

To say that authority, whether secular or religious, supplies no ground for morality is not to deny the obvious fact that it supplies a sanction. - Joseph Addison


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