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Deer Me!

A deer that's fawn of you

Rudolph talks to Beau while Bambi cuts the lawn
Deer Me! thanks to Beau McCarter

En-deering oneself to wildlife in a San Antonio, Texas suburb

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A wounded deer leaps the highest. - Emily Dickinson

The power of a lens is incredible. - Ravi Zacharias

Crick: Noise made by a Japanese camera - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Donation: A country full of female deer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Deer hunters will do anything for a buck. - Unknown

Where gold speaks every tongue is silent. - Italian Proverb

The deeper the sorrow, the less tongue it has. - Talmud

The tongue is the worst part of a bad servant. - Juvenal

The tongue is ever turning to the aching tooth. - Thomas Fuller

Mother-In-Law Sandwich: Cold shoulder and tongue - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The important thing is not the camera but the eye. - Alred Eisenstaedt

He missed an invaluable opportunity to hold his tongue. - Andrew Lang

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

I used to look like a deer in headlights on the red carpet. - Emily Blunt

The magic of the tongue is the most dangerous of all spells. - E R Bulwer-Lytton

Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue. - Virginia Woolf

We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming. - Wernher von Braun

I'm as old as my tongue and a little bit older than my teeth. - Kris Kringle

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

Valedictory: A demonstration of how to wave bye-bye with the tongue - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

Best wide-angle lens? Two steps backward. Look for the 'ah-ha.' - Ernst Haas

A sharp tongue is the only edge tool that grows keener with constant use. - Washington Irving

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

We have two ears and one tongue so that we would listen more and talk less. - Diogenes

I go silent so I can write. When my tongue is wagging, my fingers are silent. - Sonia Rumzi

I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night. - WC Fields

Nature gave us one tongue and two ears so we could hear twice as much as we speak. - Unknown

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

In my cosmology, indigenous wild deer are more important than exotic ornamental shrubs. - Elizabeth M. Thomas

I don't deserve any credit for turning the other cheek as my tongue is always in it. - Flannery O'Connor

A slip of the foot you may soon recover, but a slip of the tongue you may never get over. - Benjamin Franklin

Even fools are thought wise if they keep silent, and discerning if they hold their tongue. - Old Testament

For of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are these: 'It might have been'. - John Greenleaf Whittier

The fabled musk deer searches the world over for the source of the scent which comes from itself. - Ramakrishna

He is not an honest man who has burned his tongue and does not tell the company that the soup is hot. - Yugoslav Proverb

A jest's prosperity lies in the ear of him that hears it, never in the tongue of him that makes it. - William Shakespeare

Only a genius can say these four words, four times really fast without getting tongue twisted: eye, yam, stew, peed - Unknown

Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin

The first virtue is to restrain the tongue; he approaches nearest to gods who knows how to be silent, even though he is in the right. - Cato The Elder


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