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Defence Budget Cuts

Navy downgrades battleship fleet

Defence Budget Cuts thanks to Keith Blake

The result of budget cuts at the defence department

Diesel power replaced by paddle power - Canadian Navy shows off its latest fleet of kayak destroyers

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I only direct in self-defense. - Mel Brooks

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Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

People use irony as a defense mechanism. - David Byrne

Budget: a way of going broke methodically. - Groucho Marx

The best defense against logic is ignorance. - Blaise Pascal

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

The army is the true nobility of our country. - Napoleon III

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx

I now close my military career and just fade away. - Douglas MacArthur

Humor is just another defense against the universe. - Mel Brooks

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

There is no defense against criticism except obscurity. - Joseph Addison

It's more fun to be a pirate than to join the Navy. - Steve Jobs

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch

Denial is a useful defense mechanism until it's not. - Rosalind Kaplan

I grew up working in Canada so everything was low budget. - Ellen Page

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles. - Mignon McLaughlin

Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

A standing army is one of the greatest mischiefs that can possibly happen. - James Madison

A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - African Proverb

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Two armies that fight each other is like one large army that commits suicide. - Henri Barbusse

Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. - Alphonse Allais

It used to be that when all else failed, a guy went into the army; now he becomes a consultant. - Blackie Sherrod

There is no defense against adverse fortune which is so effectual as an habitual sense of humor. - Thomas W. Higginson

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

Courage will now be your best defence against the storm that is at hand - that and such hope as I bring. - JRR Tolkien

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

Does America really need to be the best at everything? You already dominate the world in economics, military power and obesity. - Trevor Noah

Finance functions lose the potential to steer their organizations to success when they defer performance management to other functions. - Jack Alexander


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