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Defence Budget Cuts

Navy downgrades battleship fleet

Defence Budget Cuts thanks to Keith Blake

The result of budget cuts at the defence department

Diesel power replaced by paddle power - Canadian Navy shows off its latest fleet of kayak destroyers

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Salivation Army - Archie Bunker

Spoils Of War: Army food - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I only direct in self-defense. - Mel Brooks

Drill Sergeant: An army dentist. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

People use irony as a defense mechanism. - David Byrne

The best defense against logic is ignorance. - Blaise Pascal

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

The army is the true nobility of our country. - Napoleon III

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx

I now close my military career and just fade away. - Douglas MacArthur

Humor is just another defense against the universe. - Mel Brooks

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

There is no defense against criticism except obscurity. - Joseph Addison

It's more fun to be a pirate than to join the Navy. - Steve Jobs

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch

Denial is a useful defense mechanism until it's not. - Rosalind Kaplan

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles. - Mignon McLaughlin

Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire

A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck

A standing army is one of the greatest mischiefs that can possibly happen. - James Madison

A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - African Proverb

Invincibility lies in the defence; the possibility of victory in the attack. - Sun Tzu

Two armies that fight each other is like one large army that commits suicide. - Henri Barbusse

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker

As to lawyers, their profession is supported by the indiscriminate defense of right and wrong. - Junius

It used to be that when all else failed, a guy went into the army; now he becomes a consultant. - Blackie Sherrod

There is no defense against adverse fortune which is so effectual as an habitual sense of humor. - Thomas W. Higginson

I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives. - Billy Connolly

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

Courage will now be your best defence against the storm that is at hand - that and such hope as I bring. - JRR Tolkien

Servers make very little in regular wages and largely rely on tips to pay the bills and budget for weeks ahead. - Kevin McCarthy

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

Does America really need to be the best at everything? You already dominate the world in economics, military power and obesity. - Trevor Noah

Finance functions lose the potential to steer their organizations to success when they defer performance management to other functions. - Jack Alexander


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