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No doctor is better than three. - German Proverb

Caring is the essence of nursing. - Jean Watson

A young doctor means a new graveyard. - German Proverb

Forget Cutie, I'd rather be Pumpkin! - Unknown

The way a doctor writes out a subscription. - Archie Bunker

What we learn with pleasure we never forget. - Alfred Mercier

My music isn't just music - it's medicine. - Unknown

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

To confer dignity, forgive. To express contempt, forget. - Mason Cooley

A science which hesitates to forget its founders is lost. - Alfred North Whitehead

A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer

Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid

Medicine is a science of uncertainty and an art of probability. - William Osler

I'll never forget my wedding day... they threw vitamin pills. - Groucho Marx

A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. - August Bier

Medicine is only for those who cannot imagine doing anything else. - Luanda Grazette

The patient is not likely to recover who makes the doctor his heir. - Thomas Fuller

I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body. - Winston Bennett

Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. - Homer Simpson

My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. - Rodney Dangerfield

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

When it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain. - Graham Norton

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

Dinner and a movie? Forget that. I'd rather have a picnic and a waterfall. - Amanda Grace

First the Doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. - Steve Martin

Those who corrupt the public mind are just as evil as those who steal from the public purse. - Adlai E Stevenson

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day. - Jay Leno

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. - Rita Rudner

There's an old saying about those who forget history. I don't remember it, but it's good. - Stephen Colbert

The only equipment lack in the modern hospital? Somebody to meet you at the entrance with a handshake! - Martin H. Fischer

If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood, I'd just type a little faster. - Isaac Asimov

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke

The best doctor in the world is a veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter - he's got to know. - Will Rogers

My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

Modesty is invisibility... Never forget it. To be seen - to be seen - is to be... penetrated. What you must be girls, is impenetrable. - Margaret Atwood

Please promise me. If and when the day comes that I may forget who you are, please promise that you won't forget that I am still me. - Mara Botonis

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler


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