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Is it forgetfulness or dementia?

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Pugs Not Drugs - Gemma Correll

Anatomy is destiny. - Sigmund Freud

Women and elephants never forget. - Dorothy Parker

Caring is the essence of nursing. - Jean Watson

The best medicine is having a good wife. - Kin Hubbard

Forget your opponents; always play against par. - Sam Snead

Those who drink to forget, please pay in advance. - Irish Saying

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid

People tend to forget their duties but remember their rights. - Indira Gandhi

About half my time is spent on business operation type stuff. - Mark Zuckerberg

Technology: to create new hungers to help us forget old ones. - Neil Postman

Medicine is a science of uncertainty and an art of probability. - William Osler

I will never put off until tomorrow, what I can forget about forever. - Unknown

You may forget that you are at every moment totally dependent on God. - C S Lewis

You couldn't tell if she was dressed for an opera or an operation. - Irvin S Cobb

My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. - Rodney Dangerfield

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

When it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain. - Graham Norton

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

Co-Operation: An exchange between a woman and a man in which she coos and he operates - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

People pay the doctor for his trouble; for his kindness they still remain in his debt. - Seneca

Forgive, forget. Bear with the faults of others as you would have them bear with yours. - Phillips Brooks

If you get a diagnosis, get on a therapy, keep a good attitude and keep your sense of humor. - Teri Garr

Most religious people accept medicine as a gift from God and reap the benefits of both realms. - Caroline Fraser

The dementia patient is not giving you a hard time. The dementia patient is having a hard time. - Kerry Kleinbergen

The way you overcome shyness is to become so wrapped up in something that you forget to be afraid. - Lady Bird Johnson

When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield

The only equipment lack in the modern hospital? Somebody to meet you at the entrance with a handshake! - Martin H. Fischer

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

Most ballet teachers in the United States are terrible. If they were in medicine, everyone would be poisoned. - George Balanchine

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle

As we express our gratitude, we must never forget that the highest appreciation is not to utter words, but to live by them. - John F Kennedy

I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away. - George Carlin

The Pentagon still has not given a name to the Iraqi war. Somehow 'Operation Re-elect Bush' doesn't seem to be popular. - Jay Leno

I see God in every human being. When I wash the leper's wounds, I feel I am nursing the Lord himself. Is it not a beautiful experience? - Mother Teresa

When I was born the doctor came out to the waiting room and told my father, "We did everything we could... but he pulled through." - Rodney Dangerfield

You need the kind of objectivity that makes you forget everything you've heard, clear the table, and do a factual study like a scientist would. - Steve Wozniak

The paradigm of treating menopause symptoms with the lowest effective dose of hormone therapy, for the shortest period necessary, is very sensible. - Hugh Taylor


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