Dementia Purse

A fat purse never lacks friends. - Unknown

Caring is the essence of nursing. - Jean Watson

Surgery is the cry of defeat in medicine. - Martin H. Fischer

Forget the past and live the present hour. - Sarah Knowles Bolton

Can you really forgive if you can't forget? - Sarah J Parker

False Doctrine: Giving people the wrong medicine - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy. - Groucho Marx

Hope is medicine for a soul that's sick and tired. - Eric Swensson

Why is it we never get our bad medicine in small doses? - Edmund H North

A science which hesitates to forget its founders is lost. - Alfred North Whitehead

Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown

Love your enemy. But don't forget he is not your friend. - Paulo Coelho

Drugs are not always necessary. Belief in recovery always is. - Norman Cousins

Technology: to create new hungers to help us forget old ones. - Neil Postman

Irish Alzheimer's - you forget everything except the grudges. - Unknown

We forget all too soon the things we thought we could never forget. - Joan Didion

I will never put off until tomorrow, what I can forget about forever. - Unknown

Confucius say: "Man who want pretty nurse, must be patient." - Unknown

I was under medication when I made the decision not to burn the tapes. - Richard M Nixon

Those who can't forget are worse off than those who can't remember. - Unknown

If you are too smart to pay the doctor, you had better be too smart to get ill. - African Proverb

I am not so lost in lexicography as to forget that words are the daughters of earth. - Samuel Johnson

Grave: A place in which the dead are laid to await the coming of the medical student - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

First the Doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. - Steve Martin

The only medicine for suffering, crime, and all the other woes of mankind, is wisdom. - Thomas Huxley

People pay the doctor for his trouble; for his kindness they still remain in his debt. - Seneca

Physiology is the stepchild of medicine. That is why Cinderella often turns out the queen. - Martin H. Fischer

I've just become a pensioner so I've started saving up for my own hospital trolley. - Tom Baker

Once you're a mom, you're always a mom. It's like riding a bike, you never forget. - Taraji P Henson

I wondher why ye can always read a doctor's bill an' ye niver can read his purscription. - Finley Peter Dunne

You might be a nurse if you firmly believe that "too stupid to live" should be a diagnosis. - Unknown

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. - Hunter S Thompson

Kindness and a generous spirit go a long way. And a sense of humor. It's like medicine - very healing. - Max Irons

This time I wouldn't forget him, because I couldn't ever forgive him - for breaking my heart twice. - James Patterson

I'd hate to be an alcoholic with Alzheimer's. Imagine needing a drink and forgetting where you put it. - George Carlin

Recommending gastric bypass as a national solution for our diabetes epidemic is bad medicine and bad economics. - Mark Hyman

I'll never forget my first fur. It was a modest little stole. Modest? People thought I was wearing anchovies. - Phyllis Diller

My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle

I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller