Dementia Purse

Sickness soaks the purse. - International Proverb

To forgive is not to forget. - Mohandas Gandhi

One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb

Time is generally the best doctor. - Ovid

Society is a hospital of incurables. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Forget injuries; never forget kindness. - Confucius

God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. - Benjamin Franklin

Forget the past and live the present hour. - Sarah Knowles Bolton

What we learn with pleasure we never forget. - Alfred Mercier

Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton

Drugs are not always necessary. Belief in recovery always is. - Norman Cousins

Do not forget small kindnesses and do not remember small faults. - Chinese Proverb

My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August. - Ronnie Shakes

We forget all too soon the things we thought we could never forget. - Joan Didion

You may forget that you are at every moment totally dependent on God. - C S Lewis

Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn. - Benjamin Franklin

I do believe that laughter is the best medicine - it cures everything. - Radhika Apte

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

Young men soon give, and soon forget, affronts; old age is slow in both. - Joseph Addison

Ultimately it is persistence that will pay off; forget about perfection. - Joe Segal

Chocolate is cheaper than therapy, and you don't need an appointment. - Unknown

The only mothers it is safe to forget on Mother's Day are the good ones. - Mignon McLaughlin

You forget what you want to remember, and you remember what you want to forget. - Cormac McCarthy

It is my custom to call this book 'An Anatomy of All the Parts of the Soul.' - John Calvin

There's an old saying about those who forget history. I don't remember it, but it's good. - Stephen Colbert

When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield

The only equipment lack in the modern hospital? Somebody to meet you at the entrance with a handshake! - Martin H. Fischer

We cannot embrace God's forgiveness if we are so busy clinging to past wounds and nursing old grudges. - T D Jakes

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons

Most ballet teachers in the United States are terrible. If they were in medicine, everyone would be poisoned. - George Balanchine

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis

The doctor may also learn more about the illness from the way the patient tells the story than from the story itself. - James B. Herrick

I have Dementia
My responses may be slow.
Take your time and wait for me,
It means more than you can know! - Unknown

'Psychotherapy' is a private, confidential conversation that has nothing to do with illness, medicine, or healing. - Thomas Szasz

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down. - George Burns

Only one rule in medical ethics need concern you: that action on your part which best conserves the interest of your patient. - Martin H. Fischer

Once in your life you need a doctor, a lawyer, a policeman, and a preacher... but every day, three times a day, you need a farmer. - Brenda Schaepp

The Pentagon still has not given a name to the Iraqi war. Somehow 'Operation Re-elect Bush' doesn't seem to be popular. - Jay Leno

My Doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. I drink too much. Way too much. My doctor drew blood. He ran a tab. - Rodney Dangerfield

There are three subjects on which the knowledge of the medical profession in general is woefully weak; they are manners, morals, and medicine. - Gerald F Lieberman