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Grief is itself a medicine. - William Cowper

Maternity Hospital: An heirport - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Women and elephants never forget. - Dorothy Parker

One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb

I'm so mean, I make medicine sick. - Muhammad Ali

Surgery is the cry of defeat in medicine. - Martin H. Fischer

God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. - Benjamin Franklin

Forget the past and live the present hour. - Sarah Knowles Bolton

You live and learn, then die and forget it all. - Noel Coward

False Doctrine: Giving people the wrong medicine - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Those who drink to forget, please pay in advance. - Irish Saying

A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay. - Marcia Carrington

A science which hesitates to forget its founders is lost. - Alfred North Whitehead

If we become ill, modern medicine can work healing miracles. - Joseph B Wirthlin

An empty purse and a new house make a man wise, but too late. - Portuguese Proverb

Medicine is a science of uncertainty and an art of probability. - William Osler

I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body. - Winston Bennett

I do believe that laughter is the best medicine - it cures everything. - Radhika Apte

Joy is more divine than sorrow, for joy is bread and sorrow is medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

Nothing fixes a thing so intensely in the memory as the wish to forget it. - Michel de Montaigne

When it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain. - Graham Norton

Dinner and a movie? Forget that. I'd rather have a picnic and a waterfall. - Amanda Grace

They may forget what you said, but they will never forget how you made them feel. - Carl W. Buechner

Forget all the reasons it won't work and believe the one reason that it will. - Unknown

It is my custom to call this book 'An Anatomy of All the Parts of the Soul.' - John Calvin

People advising others often forget that the same advice applies to their life as well. - Anuj Somany

Forgive, forget. Bear with the faults of others as you would have them bear with yours. - Phillips Brooks

I have Alzheimer's bulimia - first I eat everything in sight, then I forget to puke. - Cindy Marzahn

The practice of medicine occurs even in primitive society, but law accompanies civilization. - Saying

I wonder why you can always read a Doctor's bill but you can never read his prescription. - Finley Peter Dunne

The dementia patient is not giving you a hard time. The dementia patient is having a hard time. - Kerry Kleinbergen

There's an old saying about those who forget history. I don't remember it, but it's good. - Stephen Colbert

My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more. - Walter Matthau

This time I wouldn't forget him, because I couldn't ever forgive him - for breaking my heart twice. - James Patterson

Even if the doctor does not give you a year ... make one brave push and see what can be accomplished in a week. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Alzheimer's disease starts when a protein that should be folded up properly misfolds into a kind of demented origami. - Gregory Petsko

I do not bring forgiveness with me, nor forgetfulness. The only ones who can forgive are dead; the living have no right to forget. - Chaim Herzog

If a person empties their purse into their head no one can take it away from them. An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest. - Benjamin Franklin

My Doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. I drink too much. Way too much. My doctor drew blood. He ran a tab. - Rodney Dangerfield

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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