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Business as usual. - David Lloyd George

These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

Leadership is action, not position. - Samuel Gompers

Great leaders know when to step aside. - Tara J Frank

A team is a reflection of its leadership. - Unknown

Monopoly is business at the end of its journey. - Henry Demarest Lloyd

The supreme quality of leadership is integrity. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Fundamental honesty is the keystone of business. - Harvey S Firestone

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

There is nothing more requisite in business than dispatch. - Joseph Addison

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

Cruel leaders are replaced only to have new leaders turn cruel. - Che Guevara

Stories are the single most powerful weapon in a leader's arsenal. - Howard Gardner

Business without profit is not business any more than a pickle is candy. - Charles F Abbott

The most powerful leadership tool you have is your own personal example. - John Wooden

If you want to make everyone happy, don't be a leader. Sell ice cream. - Steve Jobs

In the future, there will be no female leaders. There will just be leaders. - Sheryl Sandberg

The rule of my life is to make business a pleasure, and pleasure my business. - Aaron Burr

Business opportunities are like buses; there's always another one coming. - Richard Branson

If there's one thing that's certain in business, it's uncertainty. - Stephen Covey

You do not lead by hitting people over the head; that is assault, not leadership. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Ninety percent of leadership is the ability to communicate something people want. - Dianne Feinstein

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

Leaders must be close enough to relate to others, but far enough ahead to motivate them. - John C Maxwell

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

Leaders become great not because of their power but because of their ability to empower others. - John Maxwell

It's our experience that political leaders don't always mean the opposite of what they say. - Abba Eban

There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there. - Colonel Harland Sanders

No man will make a great leader who wants to do it all himself, or to get all the credit for doing it. - Andrew Carnegie

By my count, more business leaders have failed and derailed because of arrogance than any other character flaw. - Harvey Mackay

The effective leader recognizes that they are more dependent on their people than they are on them. Walk softly. - Brian Tracy

Americans still believe in an America where anything's possible - they just don't think their leaders do. - Barack Obama

Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner

The difference between being a manager and being a leader is that managers understand staff and leaders understand people. - Peter Legge

The first responsibility of a leader is to define reality. The last is to say thank you. In between, the leader is a servant. - Max DePree

Good business leaders create a vision, articulate the vision, passionately own the vision, and relentlessly drive it to completion. - Jack Welch

He's ... probably the greatest corporate leader in the history of a major company... Somebody like that would be absolutely incredible. - Donald Trump

Integrity will take a leader farther than any other quality. If you would travel far and do much as a leader, never compromise your integrity. - John C Maxwell

Leadership is a matter of having people look at you and gain confidence, seeing how you react. If you're in control, they're in control. - Tom Landry

A leader is best when people barely know that he exists. When his work is done and his aim fulfilled, they will say, 'We did it ourselves.' - Lao Tzu


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