QuotaBillsDiets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones
Happiness is health and a short memory. - Unknown
Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman
A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown
My diet is like Atkins, but with the carbs. - BJ Penn
My weight is perfect for my height - which varies. - Unknown
Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato
A balanced diet is a Cracker Jack cookie in each hand. - Joe-kster
A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat. - Erma Bombeck
He who enjoys good health is rich, though he knows it not. - Italian Proverb
Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. - Albert Schweitzer
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper
Our health is a voyage and every illness is an adventure story. - Margiad Evans
Where there is laughter there is always more health than sickness. - Phyllis Bottome
Once you lose the weight, you're really anxious to eat healthy. - Etta James
Never let success get to your head. Never let failure get to your health. - Unknown
I am on a ketos diet so I avoid sugar, dairy products, wheat, grain or pulses. - Puneet Issar
The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child
The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift
I recently became a Christian Scientist. It was the only health plan I could afford. - Betsy Salkind
Every single diet I ever fell off of was because of potatoes and gravy of some sort. - Dolly Parton
Cheerfulness is the best promoter of health and is as friendly to the mind as to the body. - Joseph Addison
The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. - Jackie Gleason
If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman
Grief can be a burden, but also an anchor. You get used to the weight, how it holds you in place. - Sarah Dessen
I grew up on a steady diet of science fiction, especially apocalyptic and postapocalyptic fiction. - Justin Cronin
My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman
If I go on a diet and work out, I'm always in a bad mood. I'd rather be a little heavier but nice. - Salma Hayek
I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner
Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child
Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain
A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke
You can catch health, happiness, and success from others just as easily as you can catch worries, bitterness, and failure. - Dale Carnegie
Confidence is beautiful, no matter your size, no matter your weight. Be confident in who you are and you'll be beautiful. - Unknown
You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon
It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing. - Norman Cousins
New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Health is the finest possession. Contentment is the ultimate wealth. Trustworthy people are the best relatives. Unbinding is the supreme ease. - Buddha
Fishing Journal: An imaginative work of sub-literature in which the angler records the weight, length, and species of fish he didn't catch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso