QuotaBillsHealth food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin
Life is too short to be on a diet. - Taylor J Reid
I could eat my body weight in sushi. - Mikey Way
Mine is the least fat diet in the world. - Pierre Dukan
A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown
Happiness is equilibrium. Shift your weight. - Tom Stoppard
Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz
I'm not gaining weight. I'm living large. - Unknown
The heart, like the stomach, wants a varied diet. - Gustave Flaubert
My weight is perfect for my height - which varies. - Unknown
Diets are for those who are thick and tired of it. - Unknown
I'm just one stomach flu away from my goal weight. - The Devil Wears Prada
A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat. - Erma Bombeck
Envy and greed starve on a healthy diet of thanksgiving. - Billy Graham
He who enjoys good health is rich, though he knows it not. - Italian Proverb
Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. - Albert Schweitzer
Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid
The first couple of days on the detox diet aren't pleasant. - Carol Vorderman
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Markus Herz
Where there is laughter there is always more health than sickness. - Phyllis Bottome
Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter
Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert
I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker
In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero
The majority of my diet is made up of the foods that my kid didn't finish. - Carrie Underwood
I am on a ketos diet so I avoid sugar, dairy products, wheat, grain or pulses. - Puneet Issar
A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh
People don't trust private health insurance companies for all the right reasons. - Bernie Sanders
On behalf of every man looking out for every girl, you are the God and weight of her world. - John Mayer
Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha
Grief can be a burden, but also an anchor. You get used to the weight, how it holds you in place. - Sarah Dessen
I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown
My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman
If I go on a diet and work out, I'm always in a bad mood. I'd rather be a little heavier but nice. - Salma Hayek
I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis
Health is your greatest wealth, so experiencing a marathon and seeing what you're capable of is really special. - Christy Turlington
Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi
Adversity has the same effect on a man that severe training has on the pugilist: it reduces him to his fighting weight. - Josh Billings
You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon
I'm off the diet, but not the treadmill. I speak as someone who's attempted to lose weight and get fit thrice before in my life. - Ronnie Screwvala