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Diet Swing

When you know it's time to go on a diet

Diet Swing thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Bubba lowers the bar

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I'm a fat anorexic. - Kiri Te Kanawa

The first wealth is health. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

A good husband is healthy and absent. - Japanese Proverb

Have a healthy disregard for the impossible. - Larry Page

Diets are for those who are thick and tired of it. - Unknown

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. - Unknown

Health insurance should be a given for every citizen. - Jesse Ventura

I don't so much mind being old, as I mind being fat and old. - Peter Gabriel

Fond of lawsuits, little wealth; fond of doctors, little health. - Hebrew Proverb

I don't diet, I just don't eat as much as I'd like to. - Linda Evangelista

People with healthy self-esteem do not need to create pretend identities. - Unknown

When healthy competition prevails - you come out to play and you play to win. - Lorii Myers

I am on a ketos diet so I avoid sugar, dairy products, wheat, grain or pulses. - Puneet Issar

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

"The Hunchback Of Notre Dame" had the big fat English actor, Charles Lawson. - Archie Bunker

Juicing isn't about binging and cleansing; I try to incorporate it into a balanced diet. - Eddie Huang

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West

What can be added to the happiness of man who is in health, out of debt, and has a clear conscience? - Adam Smith

I have noted that the healthy release of emotion is frequently very unhealthy for those closest to you. - Mr Spock

They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience. - John Updike

What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn't much better than tedious disease. - Alexander Pope

In neighborhoods without a usable park or playground, the incidence of childhood obesity increases by 29 percent. - Darell Hammond

Inside me there's a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate him with four or five cupcakes. - Bob Thaves

Health is your greatest wealth, so experiencing a marathon and seeing what you're capable of is really special. - Christy Turlington

Albert Schweitzer's philosophy is that a sick, miserable African of today can be a strong healthy cannibal tomorrow. - Joe E Lewis

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on. - Jean Kerr

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

Every time you use the word 'healthy,' you lose. The key is to make yummy, delicious food that happens to be healthy. - Marcus Samuelsson

A party of order or stability, and a party of progress or reform, are both necessary elements of a healthy state of political life. - John Stuart Mill

I'm off the diet, but not the treadmill. I speak as someone who's attempted to lose weight and get fit thrice before in my life. - Ronnie Screwvala

Every essential oil has a healing purpose. I think it's a great gift because it's something that elevates your mood and your health. - Yolanda Hadid

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel


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