Diet Swing

The first wealth is health. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I could eat my body weight in sushi. - Mikey Way

A good husband is healthy and absent. - Japanese Proverb

Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman

My diet is like Atkins, but with the carbs. - BJ Penn

Smoking cures weight problems... eventually. - Steven Wright

Milk without fat is like nonalcoholic Scotch. - Andy Rooney

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

I don't so much mind being old, as I mind being fat and old. - Peter Gabriel

If you can't tell a spoon from a ladle, then you're fat! - Demetri Martin

There is no curing a sick man who believes himself to be in health. - Henri Amiel

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

The key to a healthy lawn is to take care of what happens below ground. - Mike Bechtle

One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. - Sophocles

People with healthy self-esteem do not need to create pretend identities. - Unknown

Never let success get to your head. Never let failure get to your health. - Unknown

I am on a ketos diet so I avoid sugar, dairy products, wheat, grain or pulses. - Puneet Issar

People don't trust private health insurance companies for all the right reasons. - Bernie Sanders

Every single diet I ever fell off of was because of potatoes and gravy of some sort. - Dolly Parton

But we have to pass the [health care] bill so that you can find out what's in it. - Nancy Pelosi

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. - Erma Bombeck

Juicing isn't about binging and cleansing; I try to incorporate it into a balanced diet. - Eddie Huang

My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter

Grief can be a burden, but also an anchor. You get used to the weight, how it holds you in place. - Sarah Dessen

Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said, "Cigarettes contain fat." - Dave Barry

Reading a good book in silence is like eating chocolate for the rest of your life and never getting fat. - Becca Fitzpatrick

They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

In neighborhoods without a usable park or playground, the incidence of childhood obesity increases by 29 percent. - Darell Hammond

If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor

Every time you use the word 'healthy,' you lose. The key is to make yummy, delicious food that happens to be healthy. - Marcus Samuelsson

Calories: 1. Weight lifters; 2. Tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter every night. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali

Health is the finest possession. Contentment is the ultimate wealth. Trustworthy people are the best relatives. Unbinding is the supreme ease. - Buddha