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Laughter is the best medicine. - Joe-kster

Time is generally the best doctor. - Ovid

Society is a hospital of incurables. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Surgery is the cry of defeat in medicine. - Martin H. Fischer

Disease is the retribution of outraged nature. - Hosea Ballou

The No. 1 cause of bankruptcies is medical bills. - Michael Moore

Chirpes: A canarial disease from kissing a canary. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hope is medicine for a soul that's sick and tired. - Eric Swensson

Document: Repeating what your Doctor told you in your own words - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August. - Ronnie Shakes

Nationalism is an infantile disease. It is the measles of mankind. - Albert Einstein

Am I afraid of high notes? Of course I am afraid. What sane man is not? - Luciano Pavarotti

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music. - George Carlin

The good-news stories in medicine are early detection, early intervention. - Thomas R Insel

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

This is a sharp medicine, but it is a physician for all diseases and miseries. - Sir Walter Raleigh

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

An ugly woman is a disease of the stomach; a handsome woman a disease of the head. - Italian Proverb

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything. - Friedrich Nietzsche

No, Doctor, I don't want to grow young again. I just want to keep on growing old. - Madame de Rothschild

Physiology is the stepchild of medicine. That is why Cinderella often turns out the queen. - Martin H. Fischer

I wonder why you can always read a Doctor's bill but you can never read his prescription. - Finley Peter Dunne

Constant attention by a good nurse may be just as important as a major operation by a surgeon. - Dag Hammarskjold

Most religious people accept medicine as a gift from God and reap the benefits of both realms. - Caroline Fraser

The definition of insanity in Texas is so insane that it's impossible to be insane in Texas. - Malcolm McDowell

The only equipment lack in the modern hospital? Somebody to meet you at the entrance with a handshake! - Martin H. Fischer

My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more. - Walter Matthau

Viewed from the summit of reason, all life looks like a malignant disease and the world like a madhouse. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

'Tis not always in a physician's power to cure the sick; at times the disease is stronger than trained art. - Ovid

I welcome him like I welcome cold sores. He's from England, he's angry, and he's got Mad Power Disease. - Paula Abdul

Nobody can think straight who does not work. Idleness warps the mind. Thinking without constructive action becomes a disease. - Henry Ford

Let no one suppose that the words doctor and patient can disguise from the parties the fact that they are employer and employee. - George Bernard Shaw

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield

I see God in every human being. When I wash the leper's wounds, I feel I am nursing the Lord himself. Is it not a beautiful experience? - Mother Teresa

In other industries, value is defined by the ultimate stakeholder - the one who benefits, or not, from the service. We should do the same in medicine. - Dave deBronkart


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