Do Not Read Law

Order is Heaven's first law. - Alexander Pope

Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs

Poetry is what gets lost in translation. - Robert Frost

Milk the cow but do not pull off the udder. - Greek Proverb

To live outside the law, you must be honest. - Bob Dylan

Book Ends: The part of a book many girls read first - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Talk is cheap until you hire a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe Defries

We learn from history that we do not learn from history. - Georg W F Hegel

Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you. - Unknown

A fool is known by his speech; and a wise man by silence. - Pythagoras

First law on holes - when you're in one, stop digging. - Denis Healey

Do not let the behavior of others destroy your inner peace. - Dalai Lama

A lawyer's opinion is worth nothing unless it is paid for. - Unknown

Do not call for black power or green power. Call for brain power. - Barbara Jordan

Leadership, like swimming, cannot be learned by reading about it. - Henry Mintzberg

Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people. - William Butler Yeats

The best leaders are the most dedicated learners. Read great books daily. - Robin Sharma

I'm always ready to learn, although I do not always like being taught. - Winston Churchill

The only thing a lawyer won't question is the legitimacy of his mother. - WC Fields

I know that this defies the law of gravity, but, you see, I never studied law. - Bugs Bunny

For those of you who haven't read the book, it's been published tomorrow. - David Frost

If we do not plant knowledge when young, it will give us no shade when we are old. - Lord Chesterfield

Lawyers generally know too much of law to have a very clear perception of justice. - Eliza Cook

A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the first word you thought of. - Burt Bacharach

Do not anticipate trouble, or worry about what may never happen. Keep in the sunlight. - Benjamin Franklin

Speak when you're angry and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret. - L.J. Peter

Govern thy life and thoughts as if the whole world were to see the one, and read the other. - Thomas Fuller

Reading Christians are growing Christians. When Christians cease to read, they cease to grow. - John Wesley

I wondher why ye can always read a doctor's bill an' ye niver can read his purscription. - Finley Peter Dunne

Reading is a means of thinking with another person's mind; it forces you to stretch your own. - Charles Scribner

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I used the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. - Fred Allen

The legal system is often a mystery, and we, its priests, preside over rituals baffling to everyday citizens. - Henry G. Miller

To suppress free speech is a double wrong. It violates the rights of the hearer as well as those of the speaker. - Frederick Douglass

Not to forgive is to be imprisoned by the past, by old grievances that do not permit life to proceed with new business. - Robin Casarjian

What's the first excellence in a lawyer? Tautology. What's the second? Tautology. What's the third? Tautology. - Richard Steele

I do not bring forgiveness with me, nor forgetfulness. The only ones who can forgive are dead; the living have no right to forget. - Chaim Herzog

Always be yourself, express yourself, have faith in yourself. Do not go out and look for a successful personality and duplicate it. - Bruce Lee

"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? - George Carlin

I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand. - Yasser Arafat

Today's public figures can no longer write their own speeches or books, and there is some evidence that they can't read them either. - Gore Vidal