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Do Not Read Law

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Do Not Read Law thanks to Jim Serritella

Trying to make sense of legal jargon

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Things do not change; we change. - Henry David Thoreau

A good lawyer is a bad neighbor. - French Proverb

Is there another word for synonym? - George Carlin

People do not become more valuable with age. - Sam Levenson

It is not wisdom but authority that makes a law. - Thomas Hobbes

Do not allow loneliness to lower your standards. - Renee Slansky

Bulldozing: Going to sleep during a political speech. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk? - Steven Wright

Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote. - George Jean Nathan

Ideologies do not map the complete living processes of a World. - William Irwin Thompson

If you do not hope, you will not find what is beyond your hopes. - St. Clement of Alexandra

Do not lengthen the quarrel while there is an opportunity of escaping. - Latin Proverb

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

The first and fundamental law of nature is to seek out peace and follow it. - Thomas Hobbes

Animals, whom we have made our slaves, we do not like to consider our equal. - Charles Darwin

It's every lawyer's dream to help shape the law, not just react to it. - Alan Dershowitz

The Second Law of Pies: they must be baked, not fried (or boiled, or steamed). - Janet Clarkson

No one has a finer command of language than the person who keeps his mouth shut. - Sam Rayburn

Do not be afraid to ask dumb questions; they are easier to handle than dumb mistakes. - Unknown

My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. - Jimmy Durante

The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. - Mark Twain

Bookworm: A person who would rather read than eat, or a worm that would rather eat than read - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech. - George Bernard Shaw

The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges. - Anatole France

There is someone I accept even though I do not approve of all he does... and that someone is me. - C S Lewis

Do not allow people to dim your shine because they are blinded. Tell them to put on some sunglasses. - Lady Gaga

I, schooled in misery, know many purifying rites, and I know where speech is proper and where silence. - Aeschylus

Our memories are card indexes consulted, and then put back in disorder, by authorities whom we do not control. - Cyril Connolly

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. - Groucho Marx

I do not see how a man can work on the frontiers of physics and write poetry at the same time. They are in opposition. - Paul Dirac

Not to forgive is to be imprisoned by the past, by old grievances that do not permit life to proceed with new business. - Robin Casarjian

I sometimes wish that people would put a little more emphasis upon the observance of the law than they do upon its enforcement. - Calvin Coolidge

Most people do not really want freedom, because freedom involves responsibility, and most people are frightened of responsibility. - Sigmund Freud

The piano is a universal instrument. If you start there, learn your theory and how to read, you can go on to any other instrument. - Eddie Van Halen

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

If I advocate cautious optimism it is not because I do not have faith in the future but because I do not want to encourage blind faith. - Aung San Suu Kyi

Today's public figures can no longer write their own speeches or books, and there is some evidence that they can't read them either. - Gore Vidal

I do not know which to prefer,
The beauty of inflections
Or the beauty of innuendoes,
The blackbird whistling
Or just after. - Wallace Stevens

It is another's fault if he be ungrateful, but it is mine if I do not give. To find one thankful man, I will oblige a great many that are not so. - Seneca


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