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Do Not Read Law

If you can read this, you're guilty

Do Not Read Law thanks to Jim Serritella

Trying to make sense of legal jargon

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I do not seek, I find. - Pablo Picasso

What's another word for thesaurus? - Steven Wright

I read part of it all the way through. - Samuel Goldwyn

Facts do not exist, only interpretations. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Law cannot persuade where it cannot punish. - Thomas Fuller

I do not mind lying, but I hate inaccuracy. - Samuel Butler

To live outside the law, you must be honest. - Bob Dylan

People do not retire. They are retired by others. - Duke Ellington

The adjective is the banana peel of the parts of speech. - Clifton Fadiman

The power of the lawyer is in the uncertainty of the law. - Jeremy Bentham

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. - Lily Tomlin

Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people. - William Butler Yeats

Do not the most moving moments of our lives find us all without words? - Marcel Marceau

It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech. - Mark Twain

Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright

Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the men of old; seek what they sought. - Matsuo Basho

If we do not plant knowledge when young, it will give us no shade when we are old. - Lord Chesterfield

My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee. - Phyllis Diller

The language of the law must not be foreign to the ears of those who are to obey it. - Learned hand

My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. - Jimmy Durante

Do not abandon yourselves to despair. We are the Easter people and hallelujah is our song. - Pope John Paul II

Govern thy life and thoughts as if the whole world were to see the one, and read the other. - Thomas Fuller

Language is our meeting place, the sea we live in…it is the common ground of our humanity. - Toby Wolfe

Most of us can read the writing on the wall; we just assume it's addressed to someone else. - Ivern Ball

I am not bothered by the fact that I am not understood. I am bothered when I do not know others. - Confucius

Do not allow people to dim your shine because they are blinded. Tell them to put on some sunglasses. - Lady Gaga

Men of genius do not excel in any profession because they labor in it, but they labor in it because they excel. - William Hazlitt

That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the lessons of history. - Aldous Huxley

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. - Groucho Marx

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

I do not see how a man can work on the frontiers of physics and write poetry at the same time. They are in opposition. - Paul Dirac

When you read a classic you do not see in the book more than you did before. You see more in you than there was before. - Clifton Fadiman

That old law about "an eye for an eye" leaves everybody blind. The time is always right to do the right thing. - Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.

Charity, good behaviour, amiable speech, unselfishness - these by the chief sage have been declared the elements of popularity. - Burmese Proverb

I sometimes wish that people would put a little more emphasis upon the observance of the law than they do upon its enforcement. - Calvin Coolidge

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

Man has made 32 million laws since the Commandments were handed down to Moses on Mount Sinai... but he has never improved on God's law. - Cecil B. DeMille

I do not know which to prefer,
The beauty of inflections
Or the beauty of innuendoes,
The blackbird whistling
Or just after. - Wallace Stevens

Do not train boys to learning by force and harshness, but lead them by what amuses them, so that they may better discover the bent of their minds. - Plato


Foot-Ball

Exhausted Baby

Open Air Wiring

Miss Chernobyl 2004

Fish Lips

Easy Mopping

African Lunch

Structural Books

Honda Boxer Engine

Sick Tombstone

No Drip

Gun Leash

Whole Human

Antler Field

Moon Football

Bike Rack

Straight From The Cow

Surf-In Lunch Snack

Lateral Thinking

Da Hood Shirt

Quiet Place To Study

No Beatle Haircuts

Lego Anatomy

His First Hot Rod