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Do Not Read Law

If you can read this, you're guilty

Do Not Read Law thanks to Jim Serritella

Trying to make sense of legal jargon

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Words do not make flour. - Italian Proverb

The law is silent during war. - Cicero

Is there another word for synonym? - George Carlin

Let blockheads read what blockheads wrote. - Warren Buffett

What I cannot create, I do not understand. - Richard P Feynman

What you cannot enforce
Do not command. - Sophocles

Do not allow loneliness to lower your standards. - Renee Slansky

The gods cannot help those who do not seize opportunities. - Chinese proverb

What you do not want done to yourself, do not do to others. - Confucius

What a cage is to the wild beast, law is to the selfish man. - Herbert Spencer

We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can. - Will Rogers

Men do not shape destiny. Destiny produces the man for the hour. - Fidel Castro

Don't judge a book by its cover 'til you've read the book. - Jamie Lee Curtis

It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech. - Mark Twain

The first and fundamental law of nature is to seek out peace and follow it. - Thomas Hobbes

The worst thing about new books is that they keep us from reading the old ones. - John Wooden

Under the English legal system you are innocent until you are shown to be Irish. - Ted Whitehead

A jury consists of twelve people who determine which client has the better lawyer. - Robert Frost

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

You can't hit a target you cannot see, and you cannot see a target you do not have. - Zig Ziglar

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

Law: an ordinance of reason for the common good, made by him who has care of the community. - Thomas Aquinas

Never lose an opportunity of seeing anything beautiful, for beauty is God's handwriting. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

At his best, man is the noblest of all animals; separated from law and justice he is the worst. - Aristotle

The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges. - Anatole France

There are two motives for reading a book; one, that you enjoy it; the other, that you can boast about it. - Bertrand Russell

Do not mind anything that anyone tells you about anyone else. Judge everyone and everything for yourself. - Henry James

If you do not expect the unexpected you will not find it, for it is not to be reached by search or trail. - Heraclitus

Some men storm imaginary Alps all their lives, and die in the foothills cursing difficulties which do not exist. - Edgar W Howe

To suppress free speech is a double wrong. It violates the rights of the hearer as well as those of the speaker. - Frederick Douglass

Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own. - Matthew 6:34

Not to forgive is to be imprisoned by the past, by old grievances that do not permit life to proceed with new business. - Robin Casarjian

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

Bakinmyday: A law passed in the early 1900s that made it mandatory to build all schools at least 15 miles from all future grandfathers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

In this age of microblogging and two-second sound bites, almost no one has the attention span, or time, to read more than a few sentences. - Tim Frick

We do not attach any intrinsic value to the Cross; this would be sinful and idolatrous. Our veneration is referred to Him who died upon it. - James Gibbons

I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era when so many things were going so right for so many of the wrong persons. - Ogden Nash

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry


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