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Do Not Read Law

If you can read this, you're guilty

Do Not Read Law thanks to Jim Serritella

Trying to make sense of legal jargon

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Silence is safer than speech. - Epictetus

Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

What you cannot enforce
Do not command. - Sophocles

Do not let us mistake necessary evils for good. - C S Lewis

Preface: That part of a book which is never read. - Unknown

Law of Inflation: Whatever goes up will go up some more. - Kin Hubbard

Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing. - Salvador Dali

Eating and reading are two pleasures that combine admirably. - C S Lewis

It is a secret worth knowing, that lawyers rarely go to law. - Moses Crowell

Do not let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do. - John Wooden

I think we are blind. Blind people who can see, but do not see. - Jose Saramago

Men do not shape destiny. Destiny produces the man for the hour. - Fidel Castro

Layers are the only persons in whom ignorance of the law is not punished. - Jeremy Bentham

People do not believe lies because they have to, but because they want to. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

Washington, D.C.: Where the criminals cover their crimes by making them legal. - Frank Dane

If you do not tell the truth about yourself you cannot tell it about other people. - Virginia Woolf

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well. I was amazed - I never knew they worked. - Les Dawson

The language of the law must not be foreign to the ears of those who are to obey it. - Learned hand

Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if you don't. - Pete Seeger

You can't hit a target you cannot see, and you cannot see a target you do not have. - Zig Ziglar

The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. - Mark Twain

Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law. - Stockwell Day

Law: an ordinance of reason for the common good, made by him who has care of the community. - Thomas Aquinas

I have only one eye, I have a right to be blind sometimes... I really do not see the signal! - Horatio Nelson

I wonder why you can always read a Doctor's bill but you can never read his prescription. - Finley Peter Dunne

Law enforcement cannot succeed without the sustained, and informed, interest of all citizens. - Lyndon B Johnson

I wondher why ye can always read a doctor's bill an' ye niver can read his purscription. - Finley Peter Dunne

There are many things we do not want in this world. Let us not just mourn them; let us change them. - Ferdinand Marcos

You do not play hockey for good seasons. You play to win the Stanley Cup. It has to be the objective. - Guy Lafleur

I fell asleep reading a dull book, and I dreamed that I was reading on, so I awoke from sheer boredom. - Heinrich Neine

I don't want a lawyer to tell me what I cannot do. I hire one to tell me how to do what I want to do. - J P Morgan

Love is our true destiny. We do not find the meaning of life by ourselves alone - we find it with another. - Thomas Merton

Men of genius do not excel in any profession because they labor in it, but they labor in it because they excel. - William Hazlitt

To suppress free speech is a double wrong. It violates the rights of the hearer as well as those of the speaker. - Frederick Douglass

Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump

The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

The young do not know enough to be prudent and therefore they attempt the impossible - and achieve it, generation after generation. - Pearl S Buck

When you are called to a sick man, be sure you know what the matter is — if you do not know, nature can do a great deal better than you can guess. - Nicholas de Belleville

When one door of happiness closes, another opens, but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one that has been opened for us. - Helen Keller


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