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Humor is a universal language. - Joel Goodman

An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

What I cannot create, I do not understand. - Richard P Feynman

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

What luck for the rulers that men do not think. - Adolf Hitler

I do not believe in God and I am not an atheist. - Albert Camus

Laws do not persuade just because they threaten. - Seneca

People do not retire. They are retired by others. - Duke Ellington

Do not ask for what you will wish you had not got. - Seneca

You always admire what you really do not understand. - Blaise Pascal

Please do not shoot the pianist. He is doing his best. - Oscar Wilde

A chip on the shoulder is a sure sign of wood higher up. - Brigham Young

Real programmers can write assembly code in any language. - Larry Wall

The gods cannot help those who do not seize opportunities. - Chinese proverb

Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote. - George Jean Nathan

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. - Lily Tomlin

Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it. - Harold Hulbert

We need a president who's fluent in at least one language. - Buck Henry

Desire nothing for yourself, which you do not desire for others. - Spinoza

Be wiser than other people, if you can, but do not tell them so. - Lord Chesterfield

Do not underestimate your abilities. That is your boss's job. - Unknown

I do not approve of anything that tampers with natural ignorance. - Oscar Wilde

Do not call for black power or green power. Call for brain power. - Barbara Jordan

Within, I do not find wrinkles and used heart, but unspent youth. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Silence is the language of God; it is also the language of the heart. - Sivananda

Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not. - Thomas Jefferson

Welcome anything that comes to you, but do not long for anything else. - Andre Gide

People do not believe lies because they have to, but because they want to. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Do not be afraid of mistakes, providing you do not make the same one twice. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Freedom of the press is useless when people do not understand what they read. - Gerald F Lieberman

No one has a finer command of language than the person who keeps his mouth shut. - Sam Rayburn

The most beautiful words in the English language are "cheque enclosed". - Dorothy Parker

If you do not tell the truth about yourself you cannot tell it about other people. - Virginia Woolf

Riches do not consist in the possession of treasures, but in the use made of them. - Napoleon Bonaparte

We really have everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language. - Oscar Wilde

Never explain. Your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe it anyway. - Elbert Hubbard

What difference does it make how much you have? What you do not have amounts to much more. - Seneca

Tears shed for another person are not a sign of weakness. They are a sign of a pure heart. - Jose N Harris

A person's name is, to that person, the sweetest, most important sound in any language. - Dale Carnegie

Language is our meeting place, the sea we live in... it is the common ground of our humanity. - Toby Wolfe

The real problem is not why some pious, humble, believing people suffer, but why some do not. - C S Lewis

Do not look down upon any Muslim, for even the most inferior believer is great in the eyes of God. - Abu Bakr

Press forward. Do not stop, do not linger in your journey, but strive for the mark set before you. - George Whitefield

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

I saw a sign: "Rest Area 25 Miles". That's pretty big. Some people must be really tired. - Steven Wright

Some of these people need ten years of therapy - ten sentences of mine do not equal ten years of therapy. - Oscar Wilde

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative. - Woody Allen

That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the lessons of history. - Aldous Huxley

Some men storm imaginary Alps all their lives, and die in the foothills cursing difficulties which do not exist. - Edgar W Howe

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. - Bill Watterson

Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you. - Pericles (430 B.C.)

When obstacles arise, you change your direction to reach your goal. You do not change your decision to get there. - Zig Ziglar

I am bewildered by the thousands of strange people who write me letters. They do not know me. Why do they do that? - Greta Garbo

Language, identity, place, home: these are all of a piece - just different elements of belonging and not-belonging. - Jhumpa Lahiri

The longest word in the English language is the one following the phrase, "And now a word from our sponsor." - Hal Eaton

I think hearts are very much like glasses - if they do not break with the first ring, they usually last a considerable time. - Letitia Landon

Don't be afraid of being scared. To be afraid is a sign of common sense. Only complete idiots are not afraid of anything. - Carlos Ruiz Zafon

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

I do not bring forgiveness with me, nor forgetfulness. The only ones who can forgive are dead; the living have no right to forget. - Chaim Herzog

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

No sign of pleasure greeted the announcement. The mood in the hall was leaden.
My mood was livelier. Fright is livelier than lead. - Gail Carson Levine

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

Do not spoil what you have by desiring what you have not; but remember that what you now have was once among the things you only hoped for. - Epicurus

I do not have a psychiatrist and I do not want one, for the simple reason that if he listened to me long enough, he might become disturbed. - James Thurber

I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era when so many things were going so right for so many of the wrong persons. - Ogden Nash

I do not doubt that we would become more useful if we praised God more, and others would join us, for they would see that God has blessed us. - Charles Spurgeon

Do not be afraid of those who kill the body but cannot kill the soul. Rather, be afraid of the One who can destroy both soul and body in hell. - Bible

I do not know which to prefer,
The beauty of inflections
Or the beauty of innuendoes,
The blackbird whistling
Or just after. - Wallace Stevens

Do not train boys to learning by force and harshness, but lead them by what amuses them, so that they may better discover the bent of their minds. - Plato


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