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Humor is a universal language. - Joel Goodman

Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb

Do not take payment in politeness. - Baltasar Gracian

I do not regret one moment of my life. - Lillie Langtry

The eyes have one language everywhere. - George Herbert

Do not go gentle into that good night. - Dylan Thomas

Do not let your fears choose your destiny. - Unknown

What I cannot create, I do not understand. - Richard P Feynman

Milk the cow but do not pull off the udder. - Greek Proverb

You do not find the happy life. You make it. - Camilla R Kimball

Do not overdo what has already been overdone. - Terence

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

Those who dare, do; those who dare not, do not. - Unknown

Laws do not persuade just because they threaten. - Seneca

People do not retire. They are retired by others. - Duke Ellington

Do not ask for what you will wish you had not got. - Seneca

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it. - Christopher Morley

Do not underestimate the determination of a quiet man. - Iain D Smith

I do not pray for a lighter load, but for a stronger back. - Philip Brookes

The gods cannot help those who do not seize opportunities. - Chinese proverb

Do not read beauty magazines. They only make you feel ugly. - Mary Schmich

Be wiser than other people, if you can, but do not tell them so. - Lord Chesterfield

Within, I do not find wrinkles and used heart, but unspent youth. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

You do not pay the price of success, you enjoy the price of success. - Zig Ziglar

The four most beautiful words in our common language: I told you so. - Gore Vidal

If you're a good numbers person, you're a bad language person. - Frank Luntz

Life is a storybook, and those who do not travel only read but a page. - Ravi Zacharias

Govern a great nation as you would cook a small fish. Do not overdo it. - Lao Tzu

A great many people think that polysyllables are a sign of intelligence. - Barbara Walters

Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking. - William B. Sprague

Dreams say what they mean, but they don't say it in daytime language. - Gail Godwin

The sign said "eight items or less." So I changed my name to Les. - Steven Wright

It is often a sign of wit not to show it, and not to see that others want it. - Suzanne Necker

If we do not plant knowledge when young, it will give us no shade when we are old. - Lord Chesterfield

I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain. - Jane Wagner

I do not try to dance better than anyone else. I only try to dance better than myself. - Mihkail Baryshnikov

Contradiction is not a sign of falsity, nor the lack of contradiction a sign of truth. - Blaise Pascal

Never explain. Your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe it anyway. - Elbert Hubbard

The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit. - Nelson Henderson

I'm having difficulty getting the doctors around here to sign the appropriate form. - Spike Milligan

Do not free a camel of the burden of his hump; you may be freeing him from being a camel. - Unknown

The first man to use abusive language instead of his fists was the founder of civilization. - Sigmund Freud

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. - Greg King

The Irish do not want anyone to wish them well; they want everyone to wish their enemies ill. - Harold Nicolson

Do not judge me by my successes, judge me by how many times I fell down and got back up again. - Nelson Mandela

The true triumph of reason is that it enables us to get along with those who do not possess it. - Voltaire

If we do not believe in freedom of speech for those we despise, we do not believe in it at all. - Noam Chomsky

It is when we notice the dirt that God is most present in us; it is the very sign of His presence. - C S Lewis

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

I shall take the heart, for brains do not make one happy, and happiness is the best thing in the world. - Tin Man

Although he tortures the English language, he has not yet succeeded in forcing it to reveal its meaning. - J B Morton

The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive, but do not forget. - Thomas Szasz

Some of these people need ten years of therapy - ten sentences of mine do not equal ten years of therapy. - Oscar Wilde

I believe in only one thing: liberty; but I do not believe in liberty enough to want to force it upon anyone. - H L Mencken

If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative. - Woody Allen

Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws. - Plato

Pain is a sign that we are alive. Problems are a sign that we are strong. Prayer is a sign that we are not alone. - Unknown

Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own. - Matthew 6:34

Not to forgive is to be imprisoned by the past, by old grievances that do not permit life to proceed with new business. - Robin Casarjian

Poverty is an anomaly to rich people. It is very difficult to make out why people who want dinner do not ring the bell. - Walter Bagehot

We do not need to attend classroom training programs for everything. Observation opens the windows of knowledge around us. - Sukant Ratnakar

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself that you are not poet enough to call forth its riches. - Rainer Maria Rilke

No sign of pleasure greeted the announcement. The mood in the hall was leaden.
My mood was livelier. Fright is livelier than lead. - Gail Carson Levine

"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? - George Carlin

I do not doubt that we would become more useful if we praised God more, and others would join us, for they would see that God has blessed us. - Charles Spurgeon

Do not be afraid of those who kill the body but cannot kill the soul. Rather, be afraid of the One who can destroy both soul and body in hell. - Bible

Never utter these words: 'I do not know this, therefore it is false.' One must study to know; know to understand; understand to judge. - Apothegm of Narda

Technology is dominated by two types of people: those who understand what they do not manage, and those who manage what they do not understand. - Archibald Putt

When one door of happiness closes, another opens, but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one that has been opened for us. - Helen Keller


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