Dodge Bench
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Why Dodge truck parts last longer
QuotaBillsA throne is only a bench covered in velvet. - Napoleon Bonaparte
Judge, could I, waddya call, encroach the bench? - Archie Bunker
Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett
Download: Gettin' the firewood off the pickup - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A real New Yorker likes the sound of a garbage truck in the morning. - R.L. Stine
If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck. - Jackie Mason
LAN: To borrow as in, 'Hey Delbert! LAN me yore truck.'” - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Pickup artist: An artist whose specialty is painting pictures of trucks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Window: 1. A looking-out glass; 2. Place in the truck to hang your guns. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You ain't going nowhere, son. You ought to go back to driving a truck. - Jim Denny
I see religion more as a truck stop on your way to figuring out who you are. - Brad Pitt
When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley
Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams
Everything's challenging for me, singing-wise. I'm like an old truck with one gear left on it. - Michael McDonald
Unlucky: Crossing the street to avoid walking under a ladder and getting hit by a truck full of horseshoes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen
Truck Driver: 1. A man who has the opportunity to run into so many nice people; 2. A guy who goes the route. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Dubmerol: When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
The driver said, "No, jump in!" - Red Skelton
Jawjuh: (Southern) A highly flammable state just north of Florida. Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck." - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh
There must be some honest lawyers at the New York bar, and some impartial judges on the New York bench, but I should not like to be set to find them. - Lyman Abbott