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Looking beyond the dog in your family

She's a dog
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A pigment of your imagination - Archie Bunker

You have to hold onto your fantasy. - Betsey Johnson

The man with no imagination has no wings. - Muhammad Ali

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Imagination is more important than knowledge. - Albert Einstein

Live out of your imagination, not your history. - Stephen R. Covey

Be willing to access joy in the face of adversity. - C.W. Metcalf

We suffer more often in imagination than in reality. - Seneca

Yet despite the look on my face, you are still talking. - Unknown

The possible's slow fuse is lit by the imagination. - Emily Dickinson

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

The heart of an Irishman is nothing but his imagination. - George Bernard Shaw

Gigantic: The biggest, scariest bug in your dog's fur - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

I'm capable of anything, my imagination can give me wings. - Nas

The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

Logic will get you from A to Z. Imagination will take you everywhere. - Albert Einstein

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

When it comes to staying young, a mind-lift beats a face-lift any day. - Marty Bucella

When nothing goes right, you have to face forward and take it on head first. - Kyo Shirodaira

A great wind is blowing, and that gives you either imagination or a headache. - Catherine the Great

Every great advance in science has issued from a new audacity of imagination. - John Dewey

Here you leave today and enter the world of yesterday, tomorrow, and fantasy. - Walt Disney

Keep your face always toward the sunshine - and shadows will fall behind you. - Walt Whitman

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

The gift of fantasy has meant more to me than my talent for absorbing positive knowledge. - Albert Einstein

People don't really know whether they are committed to something until they face adversity. - John C Maxwell

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

Busyness functions like an addiction. When you stop, you have to face your thoughts, which terrifies most of us. - Thibaut

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

In retrospect, all these exercises in self-gratification seem pure fantasy, what Pascal called 'licking the earth.' - Malcolm Muggeridge

Without leaps of imagination or dreaming, we lose the excitement of possibilities. Dreaming, after all, is a form of planning. - Gloria Steinem

I find that it is not the circumstances in which we are placed, but the spirit in which we face them, that constitutes our comfort. - Elizabeth T. King

My imagination persisted in sticking horrors into the dark- so I stuck my imagination into the dark instead, and let it look out at me. - F Scott Fitzgerald

There is something feeble and a little contemptible about a man who cannot face the perils of life without the help of comfortable myths. - Bertrand Russell

If I had a choice, I would still choose to remain blind... for when I die, the first face I will ever see will be the face of my blessed Saviour. - Fanny Crosby


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