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Looking beyond the dog in your family

She's a dog
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Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Suntan: A pigment of your imagination. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A strong imagination begetteth opportunity. - Michel de Montaigne

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett

A financier is a pawnbroker with imagination. - Arthur Pinero

Noise creates illusions. Silence brings truth. - Maxime Lagace

Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

We suffer more often in imagination than in reality. - Seneca

One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr

I'm not a politician. I've only got one face. - Brendan Behan

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

There are certain things you just don't do in fantasy. - J K Rowling

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

With a treehouse and a little imagination, we can go anywhere. - Unknown

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

If you can see the magic in a fairytale, you can face the future. - Danielle Steel

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

Your imagination is your preview of life's coming attractions. - Albert Einstein

Her face looked like something on the menu in a seafood restaurant. - Woody Allen

I always had a fantasy of being a chef, because I like kitchen life. - Geoffrey Rush

What you deny or ignore, you delay, What you accept and face, you conquer. - Robert Tew

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future. - Charles F. Kettering

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. - Mark Twain

Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were. But without it we go nowhere. - Carl Sagan

Never invest deep feelings for someone unless you're ready to face the consequences. - Unknown

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

Cowardice... is almost always simply a lack of ability to suspend functioning of the imagination. - Ernest Hemingway

That's what storytellers do. We restore order with imagination. We instill hope again and again. - Walt Disney

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

Every person on this earth is full of great possibilities that can be realized through imagination, effort, and perseverance. - Scott B Kaufman

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry

There is a boundary to men's passions when they act from feelings; but none when they are under the influence of imagination. - Edmund Burke

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

Censorship is never over for those who have experienced it. It is a brand on the imagination that affects the individual who has suffered it, forever. - Noam Chomsky


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