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Lucy found it hard to find lasting relationships

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Looking beyond the dog in your family

She's a dog
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Her face was her chaperone. - Rupert Hughes

Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown

Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Imagination is intelligence having fun. - George Scialabra

Vaccine: A microbe with his face washed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett

Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Face your fears or they will climb over your back. - Frank Herbert

We suffer more often in imagination than in reality. - Seneca

I'm not a politician. I've only got one face. - Brendan Behan

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

There is nothing more dreadful than imagination without taste. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

The problem is not to find the answer; it's to face the answer. - Terence McKenna

It is the starved imagination, not the well-nourished, that is afraid. - E.M. Forster

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. - Mark Twain

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. - Enrico Caruso

Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future. - Charles F. Kettering

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

Our fears are more numerous than our dangers, and we suffer more in our imagination than in reality. - Seneca

That's what storytellers do. We restore order with imagination. We instill hope again and again. - Walt Disney

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely. - Roald Dahl

I tend to play mostly villains and twisted people. Unsavory guys. I think it's my face, the way I look. - Christopher Walken

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault

I think that most people would rather face the light of a real enemy than the darkness of their imagined fears. - Max Brooks

A smile is the lightning system of the face, the cooling system of the head, and the heating system of the heart. - Unknown

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield

Diamond being the toughest thing on the face of earth is still the most prettiest object; pretty is not always being honeyed. - Priyansh Shah

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

There is something feeble and a little contemptible about a man who cannot face the perils of life without the help of comfortable myths. - Bertrand Russell


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