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Dog Faced

Lucy found it hard to find lasting relationships

Dog Faced thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Looking beyond the dog in your family

She's a dog
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Look at that face! - Donald Trump

Often a noble face hides filthy ways. - Euripides

A strong imagination begetteth opportunity. - Michel de Montaigne

Where there is no imagination there is no horror. - Arthur Conan Doyle

Most men would rather deny a hard truth than face it. - George R.R. Martin

I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. - Jules de Gaultier

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

The imagination imitates. It is the critical spirit that creates. - Oscar Wilde

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

Logic will get you from A to Z. Imagination will take you everywhere. - Albert Einstein

The quickest way to become an old dog is to stop learning new tricks. - John Rooney

It is the starved imagination, not the well-nourished, that is afraid. - E.M. Forster

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

When it comes to staying young, a mind-lift beats a face-lift any day. - Marty Bucella

The politicians were talking themselves red, white and blue in the face. - Clare Boothe Luce

There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Ben Williams

If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am. - Unknown

Man either goes forward in imagination or remains imprisoned in his senses. - Unknown

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

Keep your face always toward the sunshine - and shadows will fall behind you. - Walt Whitman

Find what you are afraid of, face it, and then you won't be afraid of it anymore. - Marilyn Manson

Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were. But without it we go nowhere. - Carl Sagan

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

People don't really know whether they are committed to something until they face adversity. - John C Maxwell

Cyberspace can't compensate for real space. We benefit from chatting to people face to face. - Jonathan Sacks

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

No matter how plain a woman may be, if truth and honesty are written across her face, she will be beautiful. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The mathematician is entirely free, within the limits of the imagination, to construct what worlds he pleases. - J.W.N. Sullivan

I have a fantasy where Ted Turner is elected President but refuses because he doesn't want to give up power. - Arthur C. Clarke

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

To be loved at first sight, a man should have at the same time something to respect and something to pity in his face. - Stendhal

In retrospect, all these exercises in self-gratification seem pure fantasy, what Pascal called 'licking the earth.' - Malcolm Muggeridge

Without leaps of imagination or dreaming, we lose the excitement of possibilities. Dreaming, after all, is a form of planning. - Gloria Steinem

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

I know now, Lord, why you utter no answer. You are yourself the answer. Before your face questions die away. What other answer would suffice? - C S Lewis

The ideas that have lighted my way and, time after time, have given me new courage to face life cheerfully have been Kindness, Beauty, and Truth. - Albert Einstein


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