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Lucy found it hard to find lasting relationships

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Looking beyond the dog in your family

She's a dog
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Imagination rules the world. - Napoleon

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

The man with no imagination has no wings. - Muhammad Ali

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

A brush of kindness can paint a smile on a face. - Robert M. Hensel

Be willing to access joy in the face of adversity. - C.W. Metcalf

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The fingers of your thoughts are molding your face ceaselessly. - Charles Reznikoff

The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

Your imagination is your preview of life's coming attractions. - Albert Einstein

The problem is not to find the answer; it's to face the answer. - Terence McKenna

I have too many fantasies to be a housewife. I guess I am a fantasy. - Marilyn Monroe

Logic will get you from A to B. Imagination will take you everywhere. - Albert Einstein

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination. - Oscar Wilde

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. - Mark Twain

What you deny or ignore, you delay, What you accept and face, you conquer. - Robert Tew

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

Solitude is as needful to the imagination as society is wholesome for the character. - James Russel Lowell

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. - Dr. Seuss

Closed in a room, my imagination becomes the universe, and the rest of the world is missing out. - Criss Jami

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

Our fears are more numerous than our dangers, and we suffer more in our imagination than in reality. - Seneca

If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely. - Roald Dahl

What your mind sees when you close your eyes marks the entrance to an endless universe: your imagination. - Stephen Helmes

I tend to play mostly villains and twisted people. Unsavory guys. I think it's my face, the way I look. - Christopher Walken

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

You know when you have found your prince because you not only have a smile on your face but in your heart as well. - Unknown

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

A dreamer and a thinker understood the value of imagination. He called his imagination a "holy curiosity." - Albert Einstein

To be loved at first sight, a man should have at the same time something to respect and something to pity in his face. - Stendhal

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

You're not supposed to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or who says it. - Malcolm X

Fantasy has a dark side to it. It also has a light hemisphere - the power of the human imagination to keep going, to imagine a better tomorrow. - Tim O'Brien


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