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Lucy found it hard to find lasting relationships

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Looking beyond the dog in your family

She's a dog
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Imagination rules the world. - Napoleon

Southpaw: A dog who is left-handed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

An idea is salvation by imagination. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Suntan: A pigment of your imagination. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Imagination means nothing without doing. - Charlie Chaplin

The tartness of his face sours ripe grapes. - William Shakespeare

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Wok The Dog: Specialty at Vietnamese Restaurants - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. - H L Mencken

Happiness is not an ideal of reason, but imagination. - Immanuel Kant

To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk. - Thomas Edison

Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

Face reality as it is, not as it was or as you wish it to be. - Jack Welch

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

Even if you fall on your face, you're still moving forward. - Robert C. Gallagher

Where beams of imagination play,
The memory's soft figures melt away. - Alexander Pope

Keep your face always toward the sunshine - and shadows will fall behind you. - Walt Whitman

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. - Mark Twain

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

The gift of fantasy has meant more to me than my talent for absorbing positive knowledge. - Albert Einstein

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

My imagination makes me human and makes me a fool; it gives me all the world and exiles me from it. - Ursula K. Le Guin

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

The mathematician is entirely free, within the limits of the imagination, to construct what worlds he pleases. - J.W.N. Sullivan

May you keep dreaming until the day you die. May imagination overtake memory. May you die young at a ripe old age. - Mark Batterson

A dreamer and a thinker understood the value of imagination. He called his imagination a "holy curiosity." - Albert Einstein

There's nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

Liking the Leafs is like having molten gold poured into your face. It's gold, but it's burning your face off. - Sean Cullen

I was the equivalent of a 98 pound weakling. I would go to the beach and people would throw copies of Byron in my face! - Robin Williams

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry

On the top of the Crumpetty Tree
The Quangle Wangle sat,
But his face you could not see,
On account of his Beaver Hat. - Edward Lear

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

My imagination persisted in sticking horrors into the dark- so I stuck my imagination into the dark instead, and let it look out at me. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Stretching the capabilities of my imagination is a crucial aspect of writing fiction; you could think of it as a mental form of athleticism. - Julia Glass

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia


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