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Looking beyond the dog in your family

She's a dog
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France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

The human face is my landscape. - Joshua Reynolds

Imagination is the eye of the soul. - Joseph Joubert

Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

Imagination is more important than knowledge. - Albert Einstein

The human race is governed by its imagination. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Live out of your imagination, not your history. - Stephen R. Covey

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

I hope karma slaps you in the face before I do. - Unknown

Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The imagination is the secret and marrow of civilization. - Henry Ward Beecher

The fingers of your thoughts are molding your face ceaselessly. - Charles Reznikoff

Even if you fall on your face, you're still moving forward. - Robert C. Gallagher

It is the starved imagination, not the well-nourished, that is afraid. - E.M. Forster

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

Nothing encourages creativity like the chance to fall flat on one's face. - James D Finley

The urge to save humanity is almost always a false-face for the urge to rule it. - H L Mencken

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

The features of our face are hardly more than gestures which have become permanent. - Marcel Proust

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

There's a big overlap with the people you meet at the fantasy and science fiction cons. - Fred Saberhagen

Humans need fantasy to be human. To be the place where the falling angel meets the rising ape. - Terry Pratchett

Cowardice... is almost always simply a lack of ability to suspend functioning of the imagination. - Ernest Hemingway

If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely. - Roald Dahl

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

May you keep dreaming until the day you die. May imagination overtake memory. May you die young at a ripe old age. - Mark Batterson

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

The roots of the problems we face in the world, in our national life, and in our family and personal lives are spiritual. - Stephen Covey

When you're stretching yourself, as a role like 'Blue Jasmine' did for me, you risk falling flat on your face. - Cate Blanchett

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

You will recognize your own path when you come upon it because you will suddenly have all the energy and imagination you will ever need. - Sara Teasdale

There is something feeble and a little contemptible about a man who cannot face the perils of life without the help of comfortable myths. - Bertrand Russell

Fantasy has a dark side to it. It also has a light hemisphere - the power of the human imagination to keep going, to imagine a better tomorrow. - Tim O'Brien

The ideas that have lighted my way and, time after time, have given me new courage to face life cheerfully have been Kindness, Beauty, and Truth. - Albert Einstein


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