#1 humor site on the 'net

Dog Faced

Lucy found it hard to find lasting relationships

Dog Faced thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Looking beyond the dog in your family

She's a dog
QuotaBills
Your face is a household word. - Archie Bunker

Southpaw: A dog who is left-handed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

An idea is salvation by imagination. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The tartness of his face sours ripe grapes. - William Shakespeare

Before imagination can flow, you must let go. - Unknown

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin

The quickest way to become an old dog is to stop learning new tricks. - John Rooney

It is the starved imagination, not the well-nourished, that is afraid. - E.M. Forster

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. - Enrico Caruso

Keep your face always toward the sunshine - and shadows will fall behind you. - Walt Whitman

Imagination is everything. It is the preview of life's coming attractions. - Albert Einstein

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. - Mark Twain

One day you look in the mirror and realize the face you are shaving is your father's. - Robert Harris

My mother had this amazing attitude in the face of everything, including when she got cancer. - Bill Clinton

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

The imagination exercises a powerful influence over every act of sense, thought, reason, over every idea. - Latin Proverb

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Unknown

Individuals need to be willing to face truth about their attitudes, behaviors, even what we want out of life. - Joyce Meyer

The mathematician is entirely free, within the limits of the imagination, to construct what worlds he pleases. - J.W.N. Sullivan

I think that most people would rather face the light of a real enemy than the darkness of their imagined fears. - Max Brooks

Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

I'm always astonished by a forest. It makes me realise that the fantasy of nature is much larger than my own fantasy. - Gunter Grass

In retrospect, all these exercises in self-gratification seem pure fantasy, what Pascal called 'licking the earth.' - Malcolm Muggeridge

Every person on this earth is full of great possibilities that can be realized through imagination, effort, and perseverance. - Scott B Kaufman

The use of traveling is to regulate imagination by reality, and instead of thinking how things may be, to see them as they are. - Samuel Johnson

And why should it not be terrifying? A little terror, in my view, is good for the soul, when it is terror in the face of a noble object. - Robertson Davies

Stretching the capabilities of my imagination is a crucial aspect of writing fiction; you could think of it as a mental form of athleticism. - Julia Glass


WipeOut

Turtle Truck

How To Burn Fat

Unplugged

Praying & Preying Mantis

Good Driver

Overpass Passover

Fire Starter

Sinus Remedy - How To Clear Out Your Nostrils

Auto Strap

Never Run a Red Light

Bee Safe

Hummers Only Look Tough

Tactical Texas

Defence Budget Cuts

Welfare State

No Flies On Me

Stick Family Meal

Wet Floor

Lord Of The Watch

Close Encounters of the Whale Kind

Military Watch Tower

No Go Intersection

Public Transportation In Scotland