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Dog Faced thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Looking beyond the dog in your family

She's a dog
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Look at that face! - Donald Trump

A pigment of your imagination - Archie Bunker

Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown

Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Be willing to access joy in the face of adversity. - C.W. Metcalf

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

I'm not a politician. I've only got one face. - Brendan Behan

Happiness is not an ideal of reason, but imagination. - Immanuel Kant

Most men would rather deny a hard truth than face it. - George R.R. Martin

My single-minded aim is to give existence to fantasy. - Claes Oldenburg

After a certain age every man is responsible for his face. - Albert Camus

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

Age imprints more wrinkles in the mind than it does on the face. - Montaigne

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon

The secret to happiness is to face the fact that the world is horrible. - Bertrand Russell

Design is about discipline and reality, not about fantasy beyond reality. - Albert Hadley

Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. - Enrico Caruso

A great wind is blowing, and that gives you either imagination or a headache. - Catherine the Great

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

The gift of fantasy has meant more to me than my talent for absorbing positive knowledge. - Albert Einstein

The best compliment we can pay our past is to prophetically and bravely face today and tomorrow. - Bernie Wiebe

Cyberspace can't compensate for real space. We benefit from chatting to people face to face. - Jonathan Sacks

Cowardice... is almost always simply a lack of ability to suspend functioning of the imagination. - Ernest Hemingway

Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything. - Plato

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault

The mathematician is entirely free, within the limits of the imagination, to construct what worlds he pleases. - J.W.N. Sullivan

There's nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

I'm always astonished by a forest. It makes me realise that the fantasy of nature is much larger than my own fantasy. - Gunter Grass

The public has an appetite for anything about imagination: anything that is far away from reality as is creatively possible. - Steven Spielberg

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

The use of traveling is to regulate imagination by reality, and instead of thinking how things may be, to see them as they are. - Samuel Johnson

On the top of the Crumpetty Tree
The Quangle Wangle sat,
But his face you could not see,
On account of his Beaver Hat. - Edward Lear

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

My imagination persisted in sticking horrors into the dark- so I stuck my imagination into the dark instead, and let it look out at me. - F Scott Fitzgerald


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