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Dog Medication

Security warning for out-of-control dogs

Dog Medication thanks to Barry McCartney

Beware the dog that won't take its medication

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France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb

A gun gives you the body, not the bird. - Henry David Thoreau

My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I'll never forget my wedding day... they threw vitamin pills. - Groucho Marx

No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon

We spend our time searching for security and hate it when we get it. - John Steinbeck

I was under medication when I made the decision not to burn the tapes. - Richard M Nixon

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

You can get a lot farther with a kind word and a gun than a kind word alone. - Al Capone

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh

It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti

When I take a gun in hand, the safest place for a pheasant is just opposite the muzzle. - Sydney Smith

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

A man's own good breeding is the best security against other people's ill manners. - Lord Chesterfield

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

Like trying a man's finger for having pulled the trigger of a gun which murdered someone. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

My parents live in a retirement community, which is basically a minimum-security prison with a golf course. - Joel Warshaw

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

If you can't even acknowledge that you have to fix social security, that's not a very good starting point. - Rob Portman

To an entrepreneur, closing a financing often feels like the end of a marathon. It's actually the starting gun. - Andy Dunn

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand. - Yasser Arafat

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia


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