Dog Medication

Every dog has his day. - Unknown

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

A Canadian is sort of like an American, but without the gun. - Unknown

There is no security in this life. There is only opportunity. - Douglas MacAurthur

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

We spend our time searching for security and hate it when we get it. - John Steinbeck

I was under medication when I made the decision not to burn the tapes. - Richard M Nixon

If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am. - Unknown

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

Security is mostly a superstition. Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. - Helen Keller

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

If you have a gun you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank you can rob everyone. - Unknown

It's better to have a gun and need it, than to not have a gun and not need it. - Ricky

A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh

I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti

A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. - Homer Simpson

A man's own good breeding is the best security against other people's ill manners. - Lord Chesterfield

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

Ignorance is not so damnable as humbug, but when it prescribes pills it may happen to do more harm. - George Eilot

They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey

My parents live in a retirement community, which is basically a minimum-security prison with a golf course. - Joel Warshaw

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White