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Dog Medication

Security warning for out-of-control dogs

Dog Medication thanks to Barry McCartney

Beware the dog that won't take its medication

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Colic: A sheep dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

Gun Control: Using both hands - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dyspupsia: Being sick as a dog. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Leave the gun, take the cannoli. - The Godfather

Subwoofer: A dog who scuba dives - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley

An angry dog is best led by its tail. - Unknown

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

A gun gives you the body, not the bird. - Henry David Thoreau

A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney

There is no security in this life. There is only opportunity. - Douglas MacAurthur

Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me? - Mae West

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

Security is mostly a superstition. Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. - Helen Keller

It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Like trying a man's finger for having pulled the trigger of a gun which murdered someone. - Malcolm Muggeridge

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

Hard work is the soundest investment. It provides a neat security for your widow's next husband. - Unknown

They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey

My parents live in a retirement community, which is basically a minimum-security prison with a golf course. - Joel Warshaw

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

If you can't even acknowledge that you have to fix social security, that's not a very good starting point. - Rob Portman

Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. - Sam Mussabini

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright


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