QuotaBillsLove me, love my dog. - English Proverb
Every dog has his day. - Unknown
Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker
Happiness is a warm puppy. - Charles Schulz
Every pot will find its lid. - Yiddish Saying
The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher
Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker
Dyspupsia: Being sick as a dog. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton
Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe
Subwoofer: A dog who scuba dives - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown
Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
To err is human, for forgive, canine. - Unknown
I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein
The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown
My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton
You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett
Only the spoon knows the pot's sorrows. - Don Orsati
Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker
Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller
Wok The Dog: Specialty at Vietnamese Restaurants - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino
Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown
I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright
Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford
When the whole neighborhood turns into a smelting pot. - Archie Bunker
I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz
Gigantic: The biggest, scariest bug in your dog's fur - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. - Roger Caras
Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck
Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten
We are seldom aware of what's cooking until the pot boils over. - Amish Saying
Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown
If you want chicken soup, you've got to put a chicken in the pot. - Joe Segal
The quickest way to become an old dog is to stop learning new tricks. - John Rooney
I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare
I'm out there everyday amongst them, in the smelting pot of New York. - Archie Bunker
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner
I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine
Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown
Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers
I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner
Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez
It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain
I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap. - Bob Hope
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley
You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx
Make big pots of soups, stews and chilis, they stretch a buck, and you can live off them for days. - Rachael Ray
What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland
If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno
If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell
Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump
Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault
When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart
When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron
I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray
If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead
I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright
Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman
The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden
Snap-On Gasket Scrapper: Theoretically useful as a sandwich tool for spreading mayonnaise; used mainly for getting dog-doo off your boot - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain
Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia
Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash