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Time is my greatest enemy. - Evita Peron

Time is the life of the soul. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Busy souls have no time to be busybodies. - O'Malley

You must come again when you have less time. - Walter Sickert

I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it. - Groucho Marx

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. - Steven Wright

When you argue with reality, you lose, but only 100% of the time. - Byron Katie

Do something instead of killing time. Because time is killing you. - Paulo Coelho

Children are the living messages we send to a time we will not see. - Neil Postman

We spend our time searching for security and hate it when we get it. - John Steinbeck

Time and words can't be recalled, even if it was only yesterday. - Estonian Proverb

Hidin' out in the house all the time, like some Bantam of the Opera. - Archie Bunker

When your life flashes before your eyes, make sure it's fun to watch. - MGM Grand Hotel

The best time management strategy: don't find the time, find the why. - Chris Guillebeau

Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them - but not for love. - William Shakespeare

Civilization began the first time an angry person cast a word instead of a rock. - Sigmund Freud

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

Spending time being can be just as, if not more, fulfilling as spending time doing. - Faydra D. Fields

Those who make the worst use of their time are the first to complain of its brevity. - Jean de la Bruyere

It's surprising how much of memory is built around things unnoticed at the time. - Barbara Kingsolver

Often we have no time for our friends, but all the time in the world for our enemies. - Billy Joel

We waste a lot of time running after people we could have caught by just standing still. - Mignon McLaughlin

A habit cannot be tossed out the window. It must be coaxed down the stairs a step at a time. - Mark Twain

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

Four things come not back: the spoken word, the sped arrow, time past, the neglected opportunity. - Omar Ibnal-Halif

A person is always startled when he hears himself seriously called an old man for the first time. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Even a wise man knows doubt from time to time, it is the fool who allows it to rule his judgement. - Jennifer Hudock

By the time I taught myself the bass guitar at the age of 14, my hands were already pretty nimble. - John Entwistle

You can't dance at two weddings at the same time; nor can you sit on two horses with one behind. - Yiddish Proverb

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

Most of us spend too much time on the last twenty-four hours and too little on the last six thousand years. - Will Durant

I was a Democrat for a period of time early on. And then I was also an independent. And then I became a Republican. - Donald Trump

There may be times when we are powerless to prevent injustice, but there must never be a time when we fail to protest. - Elie Wiesel

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

Audiences everywhere are tough. They don't have time to be bored or brow beaten by orthodox, old fashioned advertising. - Craig Davis

Every time a child says, "I don't believe in fairies," there is a little fairy somewhere that falls down dead. - Sir James M. Barrie

I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar. - Robert Brault

In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt

Freedom comes only to those who no longer ask of life that it shall yield them any of those personal goods that are subject to the mutations of time. - Bertrand Russell


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