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Comedy is tragedy plus time. - Carol Burnett

It's 5 O'Clock Somewhere. - Jim Farley

He was not of an age, but for all time. - Ben Jonson

Killing Time: Suicide on the installment plan - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is a time for words and a time for sleep. - Homer

Time is what we want most, but what we use worst. - William Penn

The present is the point at which time touches eternity. - C S Lewis

An unhurried sense of time is in itself a form of wealth. - Bonnie Friedman

Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb

The less one has to do, the less time one finds to do it in. - Lord Chesterfield

Do something instead of killing time. Because time is killing you. - Paulo Coelho

History is a cyclic poem written by time upon the memories of man. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

A man who's intoxicated all the time doesn't need sympathy. - WC Fields

We laugh, we cry, we make time fly. We are best friends, my mom and I. - Unknown

A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James Beard

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. - Joey Adams

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. - Will Rogers

A long time ago being crazy meant something. Nowadays everybody's crazy. - Charles Manson

Never attempt to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig. - Robert A. Heinlein

Ordinary people think merely of spending time; great people think of using it. - Arthur Schopenhauer

Time is money, especially when you're talking to a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe-kster

There is not enough time in life to worry about there being enough time in life. - Atticus

Watch out when you're getting all you want. Fattening hogs ain't in luck. - Joel C Harris

Dwell on the beauty of life. Watch the stars, and see yourself running with them. - Marcus Aurelius

A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh

He who waits for a roast duck to fly into his mouth must wait a very, very long time. - Chinese Proverb

Within you there is a stillness and a sanctuary to which you can retreat at any time. - Hermann Hesse

The first time I tried organic wheat bread, I thought I was chewing on roofing material. - Robin Williams

Every time I try to make my marriage more exciting, my wife finds out about it right away. - Bob Monkhouse

I look carefully the second time into those things that I am most certain of the first time. - Josh Billings

By the time I taught myself the bass guitar at the age of 14, my hands were already pretty nimble. - John Entwistle

Eternity: 1. The last two minutes of a football game; 2. The time between you coming and her going. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It takes less time to do something right the first time, than it does to explain why you did it wrong. - Unknown

There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world, and that is an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

Most of us spend too much time on the last twenty-four hours and too little on the last six thousand years. - Will Durant

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams

You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

For one swallow does not make a summer, nor does one day. And so too one day, or a short time, does not make a man blessed and happy. - Aristotle

New Year's Day ... now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual. - Mark Twain


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