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No time like the present. - Mrs Manley

Time and tide wait for no man. - Geoffrey Chaucer

The days of the digital watch are numbered. - Tom Stoppard

Time is a game played beautifully by children. - Heraclitus

Don't wait. The time will never be just right. - Napoleon Hill

Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb

Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns. - Groucho Marx

Living is using time given to you. You cannot recall lost time. - Pokemon

It's only supposed to take off a little microscope at a time. - Archie Bunker

I would have written a shorter letter, but I did not have the time. - Mark Twain

Every time I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. - Robert M Hutchins

The sum of wisdom is that time is never lost that is devoted to work. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. - Rodney Dangerfield

The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep! - Unknown

When it's three o'clock in New York, it's still 1938 in London. - Bette Midler

Time passes too fast. Like a hummingbird flying by, it's just a blur to my eyes. - Amanda Leigh

Often we have no time for our friends, but all the time in the world for our enemies. - Billy Joel

Success is a two-bladed golden sword - it knights one and stabs one at the same time. - Mae West

Dost thou love life? Then do not squander time, for that is the stuff life is made of. - Benjamin Franklin

Take time to deliberate; but when the time for action arrives, stop thinking and go in. - Andrew Jackson

Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up. - Unknown

How to stop time: kiss.
How to travel in time: read.
How to escape time: music. - Unknown

No more massive injections. Tiny children are not horses - one vaccine at a time, over time. - Donald Trump

The difference between death and taxes is death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets. - Will Rogers

The whole of life is but a moment of time. It is our duty, therefore to use it, not to misuse it. - Plutarch

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes

Having a kid is like falling in love for the first time when you're 12, but every single day. - Mike Myers

It's a myth that you can't have it all. You can have it all. Just maybe not at the same time. - Eva Longoria

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams

The 'how' thinker gets problems solved effectively because he wastes no time with futile 'ifs'. - Norman Vincent Peale

Time and trouble will tame an advanced young woman, but an advanced old woman is uncontrollable by any earthly force. - Dorothy L Sayers

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - Steven Wright

No matter how busy you may think you are, you must find time for reading, or surrender yourself to self-chosen ignorance. - Atwood H Townsend

The average family spends 30 hours in front of a television, and they say they don't have the time to have a balanced, integrated life. - Stephen Covey

You don't need endless time and perfect conditions. Do it now. Do it today. Do it for twenty minutes and watch your heart start beating. - Barbara Sher

I am a gypsy. I haven't had a home for a long time. Call me a homeless person - I just throw everything in a bag and I'm good to go. - Taylor Kinney

When my wife says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, I know I have just enough time to fly to space and write a poem on the moon before we go. - Mike Vanatta

I know of no other man in our time, or indeed in recent history, who so convincingly demonstrated the power of the spirit over material things. - Stafford Cripps

History will see advertising as one of the real evil things of our time. It is stimulating people constantly to want things, want this, want that. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Regarded simply as a politician, and compared with the other leading political figures of our time, how clean a smell he has managed to leave behind. - Mahatma Gandhi


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