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Domino Time

A better way to tell time

Domino Time thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Inventing a different kind of 'board' game

How to play recycled Dominoes
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No time like the present. - Mrs Manley

Insects all business all the time. - David Foster Wallace

The future comes one day at a time. - Dean Acheson

Now I'm gonna synchrosize the watch. - Archie Bunker

Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you. - Groucho Marx

If I had more time, I would write a shorter letter. - Blaise Pascal

The two most powerful warriors are patience and time. - Leo Tolstoy

I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt. - Groucho Marx

Players with fight never lose a game, they just run out of time. - John Wooden

It is time I stepped aside for a less experienced and less able man. - Scott Elledge

A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James Beard

The best thing about the future is that it comes only one day at a time. - Dean Acheson

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools. - Ernest Hemingway

Our greatest glory is not in never failing, but in rising up every time we fail. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him. - Thomas Szasz

Most of the time, if you treat people right, you don't have to be afraid of them. - Kathy Kelly

Reason is not time only interpreter of life. The fountain of action is in time feelings. - Henry T. Tuckerman

By the time a man gets to be presidential material, he's been bought ten times over. - Gore Vidal

If you haven't time to respond to a tug at your pants leg, your schedule is too crowded. - Robert Brault

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

Tradition is what you resort to when you don't have the time or the money to do it right. - Kurt H Adler

Your time is precious. Don't waste it on anyone who doesn't realize that you are, too. - Unknown

Every time you tear a leaf off a calendar, you present a new place for new ideas and progress. - Charles Kettering

Don't be disquieted in time of adversity. Be firm with dignity and self-reliant with vigor. - Chiang Kai-shek

I love Thanksgiving turkey - it's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

'Next time!' In what calendar are kept the records of those next times which never come? - Helen Hunt Jackson

I grew up in an Irish Catholic family, and I think they force you to watch every James Cagney movie. - Jimmy Fallon

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

There's no such thing as lack of time, only lack of focus. We can all do the things we really want to do. - Robyn Pearce

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams

Even in a time of elephantine vanity and greed, one never has to look far to see the campfires of gentle people. - Garrison Keillor

I think and think for months and years. Ninety-nine times, the conclusion is false. The hundredth time I am right. - Albert Einstein

I was a Democrat for a period of time early on. And then I was also an independent. And then I became a Republican. - Donald Trump

The more time you spend contemplating what you should have done, you lose valuable time planning what you can and will do. - Lil Wayne

My Doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. I drink too much. Way too much. My doctor drew blood. He ran a tab. - Rodney Dangerfield

The fruits of philosophy are the important thing, not the philosophy itself. When we ask the time, we don't want to know how watches are made. - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

A gift is pure when it is given from the heart to the right person at the right time and at the right place, and when we expect nothing in return. - Vyasa

In politics, as in womanizing, failure is decisive. It sheds its retrospective gloom on earlier endeavor which at the time seemed full of promise. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Closed systems run down and get more chaotic over time. Always get better by being open to outside energy and templates of better ways to function. - Henry Cloud

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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