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Take me as I am or watch me as I go. - Unknown

Killing Time: Suicide on the installment plan - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Time is a game played beautifully by children. - Heraclitus

Only time will tell if we stand the test of time. - Van Halen

Think I'm sarcastic? Watch me pretend to care. - Unknown

Ecrastinate: Checking your e-mail just one more time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Peace is when time doesn't matter as it passes by. - Maria Schell

One may walk over the highest mountain one step at a time. - John Wanamaker

The less one has to do, the less time one finds to do it in. - Lord Chesterfield

Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician. - Unknown

When things are bad, it's the best time to reinvent yourself. - George Lopez

Friendship requires more time than poor busy men can usually command. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The time will come when winter will ask what you were doing all summer. - Henry Clay

I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time. - Charles Schulz

The best time management strategy: don't find the time, find the why. - Chris Guillebeau

An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock. - Henny Youngman

You live longer once you realize that any time spent being unhappy is wasted. - Ruth E Renkl

There, standing at the piano, was the original good time who had been had by all. - Kenneth Tynan

Pessimists are usually kind. The gay, bubbling over, have no time for the pitiful. - Sean O'Faolain

No thieves, no traitors, no interventionists! This time the revolution is for real! - Fidel Castro

He who waits for a roast duck to fly into his mouth must wait a very, very long time. - Chinese Proverb

Your family is depending on you. No better reason to bring all your game all the time. - Grant Cardone

The way to deal with the devil of obesity and diabetes is literally one day at a time. - Stephen Furst

A recipe is only a theme, which an intelligent cook can play each time with a variation. - Madame Benoit

He was always late on principle; his principle being that punctuality is the thief of time. - Oscar Wilde

If at first you don't succeed, try doing what your coach told you to do the first time. - Unknown

No more massive injections. Tiny children are not horses - one vaccine at a time, over time. - Donald Trump

A habit cannot be tossed out the window. It must be coaxed down the stairs a step at a time. - Mark Twain

Four things come not back: the spoken word, the sped arrow, time past, the neglected opportunity. - Omar Ibnal-Halif

For the first time, I hand-picked an 'Apprentice' cast, and I'm thrilled with the results. - Donald Trump

I have a Rubik's Cube for a rearview mirror, because the past is the only time puzzle I can solve. - Jarod Kintz

Time isn't just a fleeting thing. It never moves forward without engraving its mark upon the heart. - Ravi Zacharias

The friend that always finds time to spend with you without consulting his or her calendar is a true friend. - Ellen J. Barrier

Middle age is the time in life when, after pulling in your stomach, you look as if you ought to pull in your stomach. - Unknown

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump

In the marathon a crazy athlete can just keep pushing from the beginning; at a championship you don't need a time just to win the race. - Haile Gebrelassie

Schools must stop being holding pens to keep energetic young people off the job market and off the streets. We stretch puberty out a long, long time. - Toni Morrison

There is only one categorical imperative: Act only according to that maxim by which you can at the same time will that it should become universal law. - Immanuel Kant


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