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Work to ride and ride to work. - Unknown

Nothing will work unless you do. - Maya Angelou

I eat less, stretch, and work out. - Ted Danson

Every noble work is at first impossible. - Thomas Carlyle

The harder you work, the luckier you get. - Gary Player

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

Self-government won't work without self-discipline. - Paul Harvey

I'm not a social drinker, it's mostly work related. - Unknown

The true work of art is but a shadow of the divine perfection. - Mechelangelo di Lodovico

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. - Jerome K. Jerome

The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary. - Vidal Sassoon

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

Happiness is the real sense of fulfillment that comes from hard work. - Joseph Barbara

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

The best preparation for tomorrow is to do today's work superbly well. - William Osler

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

There is no place where success comes before work, except in the dictionary. - Donald Kimball

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

Committee work is like a soft chair - easy to get into but hard to get out of. - Kenneth J Shively

Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work. - Seth Godin

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

If I have one advantage, it's that I will try to work harder than the next guy. - Jay Leno

Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes... including you. - Anne Lamott

If you love your job and the people you are working with, you never have to go to work. - Chris Johnson

Good management consists in showing average people how to do the work of superior people. - John Rockefeller

Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did. - Newt Gingrich

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

How do you nurture a positive attitude when all the statistics say you're a dead man? You go to work. - Patrick Swayze

All dentists talk while they work. They have inherited this from their professional ancestors, the barbers. - Mark Twain

The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. - Thomas Jefferson

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau

It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

It's said in Hollywood that you should always forgive your enemies because you never know when you'll have to work with them. - Lana Turner

Integrate what you believe in every single area of your life. Take your heart to work and ask the most and best of everybody else too. - Meryl Streep

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton

There are two kinds of people: those who do the work and those who take the credit. Try to be in the first group - there is much less competition. - Indira Gandhi

That's the standard technique of privatization: defund, make sure things don't work, people get angry, you hand it over to private capital. - Noam Chomsky


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