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One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb

Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

Don't hope for success. Work for it. - Unknown

Work is less boring than amusing oneself. - Charles Baudelaire

Self-government won't work without self-discipline. - Paul Harvey

With his work, as with a glove, a man feels the universe. - Tomas Transtromer

Cessation of work is not accompanied by cessation of expenses. - Cato the Elder

The true work of art is but a shadow of the divine perfection. - Mechelangelo di Lodovico

A leaf of grass is no less than the journey-work of the stars. - Walt Whitman

A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job. - Zig Ziglar

Work before pleasure - for there is no real pleasure without work. - Unknown

Your most important work is always ahead of you, never behind you. - Stephen Covey

Careful thinking and hard work will solve nearly all your problems. - Ullery

Continue to learn and challenge yourself. The hard work will pay off. - Unknown

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

The way to make a film is to begin with an earthquake and work up to a climax. - Cecil B. DeMille

Work hard for what you want, because it won't come to you without a fight. - Unknown

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? - George Carlin

Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up. - Ernest Hemingway

My favorite puzzle is trying to work out the parts myself, after all it is a solo effort. - Adrian Belew

Good management consists in showing average people how to do the work of superior people. - John Rockefeller

Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay

Making better choices takes work. There is a daily give and take, but it is worth the effort. - Tom Rath

A dream doesn't become reality through magic; it takes sweat, determination and hard work. - Colin Powell

Your success is your responsibility. Take the initiative, do the work, and persist to the end. - Lori Myers

Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times. - John Gerzema

Zymurgy’s Law of Volunteer Labour: People are always available for work in the past tense - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Liberate yourself today. At work or at home - you don't have to be how others expect you to be. - Elaine Harrison

They shared the chores of living as some couples do - she did most of the work and he appreciated it. - Paula Gosling

How do you nurture a positive attitude when all the statistics say you're a dead man? You go to work. - Patrick Swayze

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. - Satchel Paige

The worst disease which can afflict executives in their work is not, as popularly supposed, alcoholism; it's egotism. - Robert Frost

If you want small changes in your life, work on your attitude. But if you want big and primary changes, work on your paradigm. - Stephen Covey

Being confident with what you do drives you to achieve your goals, work at your best and overcome any challenges that come your way. - Matt Morris

The real winners in life are the people who look at every situation with an expectation that they can make it work or make it better. - Barbra Pletcher

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

Despite all our gains in technology, product innovation and world markets, most people are not thriving in the organizations they work for. - Stephen Covey

Instead of thinking about where you are, think about where you want to be. It takes twenty years of hard work to become an overnight success. - Diana Rankin

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla


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