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One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb

Work: The thing that interferes with golf. - Frank Dane

All happiness depends on courage and work. - Honore de Balzac

You are not your resume, you are your work. - Seth Godin

The harder you work, the harder it is to lose. - Unknown

Be true to your work, your word, and your friend. - Henry David Thoreau

Never despair, but if you do, work on in despair. - Edmund Burke

Life is "trying things to see if they work". - Ray Bradbury

When your work speaks for itself, don’t interrupt. - Henry J. Kaiser

Get in touch with your passion and put it to work at work. - Marilyn Suttle

My sole concern has been to save myself by work and faith. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Work is the easiest activity man has invented to escape boredom. - Unknown

From each according to his ability, to each according to his work - Claude de Rouvroy

Work with the raw material you have - namely you - and never let up. - Helen G Brown

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

To the ass, or the sow, their own offspring appears the fairest in creation. - Latin Proverb

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

Do something. If it doesn't work, do something else. No idea is too crazy. - Jim Hightower

Work hard, stay positive, and get up early. It's the best part of the day. - George Allen

I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. - Thomas Jefferson

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. - Robert Frost

Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up. - Ernest Hemingway

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

A first-rate laboratory is one in which mediocre scientists can produce outstanding work. - Patrick M.S. Blackett

Good leaders do not take on all the work themselves; neither do they take all the credit. - Unknown

Striving for success without hard work is like trying to harvest where you haven't planted. - David Bly

Economists are people who work with numbers but who don't have the personality to be accountants. - Unknown

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. - Satchel Paige

The secret of joy in work is contained in one word - excellence. To know how to do something well is to enjoy it. - Pearl S Buck

As an experienced artist, I carry my work like a secret pregnancy. I am always aware of inner life and the need to protect it. - Julia Cameron

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work. - George Carlin

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

Dream big - dream very big. Word hard - work very hard. And after you've done all you can, you stand, wait, and fully surrender. - Oprah Winfrey

To make our way, we must have firm resolve, persistence, tenacity. We must gear ourselves to work hard all the way. We can never let up. - Ralph Bunche

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy


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