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An unlearned Prince is a crowned ass. - William I

Work is a necessary evil to be avoided. - Mark Twain

The harder you work, the luckier you get. - Gary Player

Incentives are what get people to work harder. - Nikita Khruschev

Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness. - Sigmund Freud

Even a clock that does not work is right twice a day. - Polish Proverb

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

Learn to work harder on yourself than you do on your job. - Jim Rohn

If we become ill, modern medicine can work healing miracles. - Joseph B Wirthlin

Whatever your work, dignify it with your best thought and effort. - Esther B York

As a prize - a beautiful riding mower with optional ass scratcher! - Unknown

Continue to learn and challenge yourself. The hard work will pay off. - Unknown

It doesn't work to leap a twenty-foot chasm in two ten-foot jumps. - Proverb

God's work, done in God's way, will never lack God's supply. - J Hudson Taylor

To the ass, or the sow, their own offspring appears the fairest in creation. - Latin Proverb

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

Thunder is good, thunder is impressive, but it is lightning that does the work. - Mark Twain

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

Forget all the reasons it won't work and believe the one reason that it will. - Unknown

A professional is one who does his best work when he feels the least like working. - Frank Lloyd Wright

If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare

I'm no miracle worker. I'm just a guy who rolls up his sleeve and goes to work. - Don Shula

Fears work into the mind like maggots in a corpse; they fester and boil and work to no good. - David C. Smith & Richard L. Tierney

There's nothing you've ever been successful at that you didn't work on every day. - Will Smith

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence. - Lawrence J Peter

Your success is your responsibility. Take the initiative, do the work, and persist to the end. - Lori Myers

A worker must win the hearts and affections of the people before he can do any effective work. - D.L. Moody

The surest way to establish your credit is to work yourself into the position of not needing any. - Maurice Switzer

One machine can do the work of a hundred ordinary men, but no machine can do the work of one extraordinary man. - Elbert Hubbard

Company cultures are like country cultures. Never try to change one. Try, instead, to work with what you've got. - Peter F Drucker

The companies that work are the ones that people really care about and have a vision for the world, so do something you like. - Mark Zuckerberg

It was revealed in a government survey published today that the Prime Minister is doing the work of two men, Laurel and Hardy. - Ronnie Corbett

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

The real winners in life are the people who look at every situation with an expectation that they can make it work or make it better. - Barbra Pletcher

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

Instead of thinking about where you are, think about where you want to be. It takes twenty years of hard work to become an overnight success. - Diana Rankin

Fishing Journal: An imaginative work of sub-literature in which the angler records the weight, length, and species of fish he didn't catch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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