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So much work, so few women to do it. - Unknown

A woman's work is never done - by men. - Unknown

Be true to your work, your word, and your friend. - Henry David Thoreau

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

Without great solitude no serious work is possible. - Pablo Picasso

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? - Edgar Bergen

It is your work in life that is the ultimate seduction. - Pablo Picasso

Learn to work harder on yourself than you do on your job. - Jim Rohn

If we become ill, modern medicine can work healing miracles. - Joseph B Wirthlin

Cessation of work is not accompanied by cessation of expenses. - Cato the Elder

Hard work has made it easy. That is my secret. That is why I win. - Nadia Comaneci

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

The supreme accomplishment is to blur the line between work and play. - Arnold J Toynbee

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

The best work is not what is most difficult for you; it is what you do best. - Jean-Paul Sartre

If God gets sore enough at you Edith, he could turn your jawbone into an ass. - Archie Bunker

The way to make a film is to begin with an earthquake and work up to a climax. - Cecil B. DeMille

Work hard, stay positive, and get up early. It's the best part of the day. - George Allen

Housework is work directly opposed to the possibility of human self-actualization. - Ann Oakley

Our fatigue is often caused not by work, but by worry, frustration and resentment. - Dale Carnegie

In America, we like everyone to know about the good work we're doing anonymously. - Jay Leno

To turn $100 into $110 is work. To turn $100 million into $110 million is inevitable. - Edgar Bronfman

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them. - Robert Frost

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

The richest people in the world look for and build networks. Everyone else looks for work. - Robert Kiyosaki

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

A dream doesn't become reality through magic; it takes sweat, determination and hard work. - Colin Powell

Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times. - John Gerzema

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired, and get paid just enough money not to quite. - George Carlin

The surest way to establish your credit is to work yourself into the position of not needing any. - Maurice Switzer

If A is success in life, then A = X + Y + Z. Work is X, play is Y, and Z is keeping your mouth shut. - Albert Einstein

Reporter: "How many people work at the Vatican?"
Pope John XXIII: "About half." - Pope John XXIII

The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington. - Yakov Smirnoff

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

Whatever success I may have attained is due to the fact that since I was old enough to work at all, my ambition has never deserted me. - Anna Held

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

Instead of thinking about where you are, think about where you want to be. It takes twenty years of hard work to become an overnight success. - Diana Rankin


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