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One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb

Work: The thing that interferes with golf. - Frank Dane

Be true to your work, your word, and your friend. - Henry David Thoreau

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs

I do not like work, even when somebody else is doing it. - Mark Twain

When your work speaks for itself, don’t interrupt. - Henry J. Kaiser

Work spares us from three evils: boredom, vice, and need. - Voltaire

If we become ill, modern medicine can work healing miracles. - Joseph B Wirthlin

Talent is no match for hard work, determination, and perseverance. - Unknown

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

Half the work that is done in this world is to make things appear what they are not. - Elias Root Beadle

In America, we like everyone to know about the good work we're doing anonymously. - Jay Leno

My favorite puzzle is trying to work out the parts myself, after all it is a solo effort. - Adrian Belew

The richest people in the world look for and build networks. Everyone else looks for work. - Robert Kiyosaki

Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. - Thomas Edison

Fears work into the mind like maggots in a corpse; they fester and boil and work to no good. - David C. Smith & Richard L. Tierney

Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times. - John Gerzema

Work while you have the light. You are responsible for the talent that has been entrusted to you. - Henri F Amiel

A feeling of aversion or attachment toward something is your clue that there's work to be done. - Ram Dass

A lot of what passes for depression these days is nothing more than a body saying that it needs work. - Geoffrey Norman

If I could I would always work in silence and obscurity, and let my efforts be known by their results. - Emily Bronte

People ought to retire at 40 when they feel over-used, and go back to work at 65 when they feel useless. - Carol A O'Marie

Every person I work with knows something better than me. My job is to listen long enough to find it and use it. - Jack Nichols

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

I do not see how a man can work on the frontiers of physics and write poetry at the same time. They are in opposition. - Paul Dirac

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work. - Stephen King

If you get up in the morning and you say, 'I got to go to work. How can I get out of this?' you're not happy. - Red Auerbach

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

If you want small changes in your life, work on your attitude. But if you want big and primary changes, work on your paradigm. - Stephen Covey

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

The key to happiness and youth is an unencumbered spirit – whether it comes naturally or whether you have to work hard for it. - Emme Woodhull-Bache

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work. - George Carlin

I think Mr. Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around. - Homer Simpson

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

The conventional definition of management is getting work done through people, but real management is developing people through work. - Agha Hasan Abedi

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

When my time on Earth is gone and my activities here are past, I want that they should bury me upside down so my critics can kiss my ass. - Bobby Knight

My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry; to get my work done and try to love somebody and have the courage to accept the love in return. - Maya Angelou

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel


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