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Work to ride and ride to work. - Unknown

Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

Nothing you can't spell will ever work. - Will Rogers

My grandmother made dying her life's work. - Hugh Leonard

Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm. - John Muir

Be true to your work, your word, and your friend. - Henry David Thoreau

Work hard in silence. Let success make the noise. - Unknown

It's a poor rule that won't work both ways. - Frederick Douglass

As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Resolve to work all of the time that you are at work. - Peter Legge

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? - Edgar Bergen

Deliberation is the work of many men. Action, of one alone. - Charles de Gaulle

Work before pleasure - for there is no real pleasure without work. - Unknown

Careful thinking and hard work will solve nearly all your problems. - Ullery

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

Most people want to improve themselves, but not many want to work at it. - Unknown

No good work is ever done while the heart is hot and anxious and fretted. - Olive Schreiner

Committee work is like a soft chair - easy to get into but hard to get out of. - Kenneth J Shively

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working. - Albert Giacometti

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare

If a man smiles all the time he's probably selling something that doesn't work. - George Carlin

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

Do your work with your whole heart, and you will succeed - there's so little competition. - Elbert Hubbard

They shared the chores of living as some couples do - she did most of the work and he appreciated it. - Paula Gosling

I cannot work; I cannot speak; I cannot live or love as I should, unless God's wisdom lights my path. - David Jeremiah

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

One machine can do the work of a hundred ordinary men, but no machine can do the work of one extraordinary man. - Elbert Hubbard

Company cultures are like country cultures. Never try to change one. Try, instead, to work with what you've got. - Peter F Drucker

Often my best work comes from somebody trying to stretch me in a direction that I wouldn't normally want to go in. - Alan Menken

People who work in an environment where doing their best is recognized have a better chance of feeling good about their work. - Marilyn Suttle

Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work. - Frank Zappa

The companies that work are the ones that people really care about and have a vision for the world, so do something you like. - Mark Zuckerberg

Being confident with what you do drives you to achieve your goals, work at your best and overcome any challenges that come your way. - Matt Morris

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

Success depends in a very large measure upon individual initiative and exertion, and cannot be achieved except by a dint of hard work. - Anna Pavlova

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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