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Life is brief, art is long. - Hippocrates

The painting has a life of its own. - Jackson Pollock

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck

One does not marry art. One ravishes it. - Edgar Degas

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

Life is the art of drawing without an eraser. - John Gardner

Art is either a plagiarist or a revolutionist. - Paul Gauguin

Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I hardly ever stretch the canvas before painting. - Jackson Pollock

I put hardwood floors on top of wall-to-wall carpet. - Steven Wright

Making sushi is an art, and experience is everything. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Art is not what you see, but what you make others see. - Degas

The art of living is more like wrestling than dancing. - Marcus Aurelius

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

Great art is the contempt of a great man for small art. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Interpretation is the revenge of the intellect upon art. - Susan Sontag

Painting is stronger than me, it makes me do its bidding. - Pablo Picasso

Art is the demonstration that the ordinary is extraordinary. - Amedee Ozenfant

Management is a practice where art, science, and craft meet. - Henry Mintzberg

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

Medicine is a science of uncertainty and an art of probability. - William Osler

Oratory is the art of making a loud noise seem like a deep thought. - American Proverb

Who would dare assign to art the sterile function of imitating nature? - Charles Baudelaire

There are moments when Art almost attains to the dignity of manual labor. - Oscar Wilde

Life beats down and crushes the soul, but art reminds you that you have one. - Stella Adler

Grantartica: The cold, isolated place where art companies dwell without funding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it. - Laurence J Peter

A work of art that contains theories is like an object on which the price tag has been left. - Alexander Pope

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty. - Bob Hope

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. - William Arthur Ward

'Tis not always in a physician's power to cure the sick; at times the disease is stronger than trained art. - Ovid

Outcomes rarely turn on grand gestures or the art of the deal, but on whether you've sent someone a thank-you note. - Bernie Brillstein

We all know that art is not truth. Art is a lie that makes us realize truth, at least the truth that is given us to understand. - Pablo Picasso

Management is efficiency in climbing the ladder of success; leadership determines whether the ladder is leaning against the right wall. - Stephen Covey

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster


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