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Grammatical Error: When Grandma screws up - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino

Oh, so they have internet on computers now! - Homer Simpson

I took the initiative in creating the internet. - Al Gore

Real Soon Now: When the software will be shipped - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Mobile is a lot closer to TV than it is to desktop. - Mark Zuckerberg

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

Be bold. If you're going to make an error, make a doozy. - Billie Jean King

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

In software systems it is often the early bird that makes the worm. - Alan Perlis

An error doesn't become a mistake until you refuse to correct it. - Orlando A. Battista

Truth lies within a little and certain compass, but error is immense. - Henry St. John

The Internet treats censorship as a malfunction and routes around it. - John P Barlow

People who are really serious about software should make their own hardware. - Alan Kay

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store. - Kin Hubbard

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

Better to trust the man who is frequently in error than the one who is never in doubt. - Eric Sevareid

A hallucination is a fact, not an error; what is erroneous is a judgment based upon it. - Bertrand Russell

Internet: The best library in the world, but with all its books strewn across the floor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker

Feature Creep: 1. The bloating of software with too many features; 2. A nasty software developer. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public. - Douglas Coupland

The error of the past is the success of the future. A mistake is evidence that someone tried to do something. - Unknown

Just as we could have rode into the sunset, along came the Internet, and it tripled the significance of the PC. - Andy Grove

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

Error Message: Terse, baffling remark used by programmers to place blame on users for the program's shortcomings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

People enjoy the interaction on the internet, and the feeling of belonging to a group that does something interesting. - Linus Torvalds

It is a general popular error to suppose the loudest complainers for the public to be the most anxious for its welfare. - Edmund Burke

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are. - Will Ferrell

My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. - Penn Jillette

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

The day I made that statement, about inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the camcorder. - Al Gore

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose. - Andy Rooney

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright