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Down Sign

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Down Sign thanks to Barry McCartney

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Afford: Popular type of car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

For fast-acting relief, try slowing down. - Lily Tomlin

It is not down in any map; true places never are. - Herman Melville

One who sits between two chairs may easily fall down. - Romanian and Russian Proverb

The Bunkers is going down to Florida as pre-deranged. - Archie Bunker

Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down. - Unknown

Pulling someone down will never help you reach the top. - Unknown

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

The Meathead swooped down on the table like a plague of crocuses. - Archie Bunker

We all thought we'd have flying cars by now, but we don't. - Dana Brunetti

From the heights of these pyramids, forty centuries look down on us. - Napoleon Bonaparte

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

Any jackass can kick down a barn, but it takes a good carpenter to build one. - Sam Rayburn

Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. - Jesus

There are dark shadows on the earth, but its lights are stronger in the contrast. - Charles Dickens

We need to learn to set our course by the stars, not by the lights of every passing ship. - Omar N Bradley

The wheel of change moves on, and those who were down go up, and those who were up go down. - Jawaharial Nehru

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

I look up to him because he is upper class, but I look down on him because he is lower class. - Ronnie Corbett

Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will. - George Lucas

Sorrow you can hold, however desolating, if nobody speaks to you. If they speak, you break down. - Bede Jarrett

Injustice alone can shake down the pillars of the skies, and restore the reign of Chaos and Night. - Horace Mann

The truly free man is the one who will turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse. - Jules Renard

Do not look down upon any Muslim, for even the most inferior believer is great in the eyes of God. - Abu Bakr

I'm going to smile, and my smile will sink down into your pupils, and heaven knows what it will become. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that's down can come up. - George Burns

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

If you see ten troubles coming down the road, you can be sure that nine will run into the ditch before they reach you. - Calvin Coolidge

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. - Groucho Marx

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

The axe cannot boast of the tree it has cut down. It could do nothing but for the woodsman. He made it, he sharpened it, and he used it. - Samuel Brengel

The loneliest moment in life is when you have just experienced that which you thought would deliver the ultimate, and it has let you down. - Ravi Zacharias

Mathematics is not a careful march down a well-cleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost. - W.S. Anglin

Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step; only he who keeps his eye fixed on the far horizon will find his right road. - Dag Hammarskjold

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

When I have an idea, I turn down the flame, as if it were a little alcohol stove, as low as it will go. Then it explodes and that is my idea. - Ernest Hemingway

The key to building confidence is getting out there and trying new things. Once you go down the path once, it's a breeze the second time! - Bruno Logrecco

Forgiveness is for YOU, not the other person. Holding a grudge weighs down your spirit and can make you become a person you don't want to be. - Joanna C Smith


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