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Sit right down there, seniorora. - Archie Bunker

When spiders unite, they can tie down a lion. - Ethiopian Proverb

It is not down in any map; true places never are. - Herman Melville

Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down. - Unknown

The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down. - Flip Wilson

It's not whether you get knocked down, it's whether you get up. - Vince Lombardi

God made the world round so we would never be able to see too far down the road. - Unknown

Tell the negative committee that meets inside your head to sit down and shut up. - Ann Bradford

Your mother's down there throwing a monkey wrench into the halls of justice. - Archie Bunker

Ignore the naysayers. Really the only option is, head down and focus on the job. - Chris Pine

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield

Some people not only expect opportunity to knock, they expect it to beat the door down. - Unknown

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

A habit cannot be tossed out the window. It must be coaxed down the stairs a step at a time. - Mark Twain

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

No matter how cool you think you may be, you're not cool enough to look down on anyone... ever. - Paul Walker

The reason your golf pro tells you to keep your head down is so that you can't see him laughing. - Phyllis Diller

In conclusion, the arms of others either fall from your back, or they weigh you down, or they bind you fast. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Figure out what you hope for. Live inside that hope, running down its hallways, touching the walls on both sides. - Barbara Kingsolver

You can spend your precious energy beating down closed doors, or you can choose the doors that open when you knock. - Unknown

I think people should have fun. And don't get so down on yourself. Enjoy life and be the best person you can be. - Keke Palmer

Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

At the end of a marathon, it's going to hurt whether you're speeding up or slowing down. You may as well push. - Summer Sanders

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. - Groucho Marx

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it. - Groucho Marx

Neither a wise man nor a brave man lies down on the tracks of history to wait for the train of the future to run over him. - Dwight D Eisenhower

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

Sometimes I feel like a groundhog. I wish that every time I saw my workplace I could just go down the hole and go off to sleep. - Sherry Bane

Most people stand on the dock of life waiting for their ship to come in when deep down inside they know it has never left port. - Zig Ziglar

One of the signs of passing youth is the birth of a sense of fellowship with other human beings as we take our place among them. - Virginia Woolf

She was no longer wrestling with the grief, but could sit down with it as a lasting companion and make it a sharer in her thoughts. - George Eliot

Overnight success just doesn't happen. You've got to put your time in. You're up and down - all of a sudden, it just clicks. - Anthony Calvillo

Man has made 32 million laws since the Commandments were handed down to Moses on Mount Sinai... but he has never improved on God's law. - Cecil B. DeMille

Look up at the stars and not down at your feet. Try to make sense of what you see and wonder about what makes the universe exist. Be curious. - Stephen Hawking

As long as you keep a person down, some part of you has to be down there to hold him down, so it means you cannot soar as you otherwise might. - Marian Anderson

Closed systems run down and get more chaotic over time. Always get better by being open to outside energy and templates of better ways to function. - Henry Cloud


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