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Pedestrian road signs that get your attention

Down Sign thanks to Barry McCartney

The down side of traffic sign art

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McEnroe has got to sit down and work out where he stands. - Fred Perry

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

Getting to the top is optional. Getting down is mandatory. - Ed Viesturs

It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline. - Sid Waddell

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

Cash Flow: The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. - Ogden Nash

One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett

There was nothing in the dark that wasn't there when the lights were on. - Rod Serling

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

I find that most people know what a story is until they sit down to write one. - Flannery O'Connor

Tell the negative committee that meets inside your head to sit down and shut up. - Ann Bradford

Ignore the naysayers. Really the only option is, head down and focus on the job. - Chris Pine

Paper Napkin: Its only ambition is to get down off your lap and play on the floor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My movies are usually about stripping off the makeup, getting down to the skeleton. - Michael Douglas

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman

Every time you walk down the street people are screaming, "You're fired!" - Donald Trump

Anakin, you're breaking my heart! And you're going down a path I cannot follow! - Padme

We all carry these things inside that no one else can see. They hold us down like anchors. - Diana Cox

I walk around like everything if fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off. - Unknown

If I had six hours to chop down a tree, I'd spend the first four hours sharpening the axe. - Abraham Lincoln

Do not judge me by my successes, judge me by how many times I fell down and got back up again. - Nelson Mandela

Sorrow you can hold, however desolating, if nobody speaks to you. If they speak, you break down. - Bede Jarrett

True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. - Erich Segal

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

With your head full of brains and your shoes full of feet, you're too smart to go down any not-so-good street. - Dr. Seuss

You can spend your precious energy beating down closed doors, or you can choose the doors that open when you knock. - Unknown

I think people should have fun. And don't get so down on yourself. Enjoy life and be the best person you can be. - Keke Palmer

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. - Groucho Marx

Sometimes I feel like a groundhog. I wish that every time I saw my workplace I could just go down the hole and go off to sleep. - Sherry Bane

Trying to predict the future is like trying to drive down a country road at night with no lights while looking out the back window. - Peter F Drucker

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

It is often wonderful how putting down on paper a clear statement of a case helps one to see, not perhaps the way out, but the way in. - Arthur Christopher Benson

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong

Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step; only he who keeps his eye fixed on the far horizon will find his right road. - Dag Hammarskjold

As long as you keep a person down, some part of you has to be down there to hold him down, so it means you cannot soar as you otherwise might. - Marian Anderson

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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Plane Oops!

Manitoba Home Security System

Outdoor Pool

Working From Home

Snowbound Train

Smirnoff Women

Redneck Dent Repair

Cocktail Shirt

Mega Samurai Sudoku Puzzles

Boy George or Boy Gorge?

Tall Guy Bike

Lord Voldemort Rock

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Copperhead Tree

Dream Big

Spot the Man's Head Hidden in the Coffee Beans

British Survey

Political Promise Transporter

Jam Packed Suitcase

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