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Down Sign

Pedestrian road signs that get your attention

Down Sign thanks to Barry McCartney

The down side of traffic sign art

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Tired isn't a reason to sit down. - Ravi Zacharias

I just get up again when I fall down. - Paul Harvey

He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb

I'd just as soon play tennis with the net down. - Robert Frost

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

McEnroe has got to sit down and work out where he stands. - Fred Perry

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

Calm down, take a deep breath, and hold it for about 20 minutes. - Unknown

Nothing lasts forever, so live it up, drink it down, laugh it off. - Unknown

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

Carpenter: 1. A guy who nails down his agreement; 2. A shelf made man. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The kingdom of God always appears upside down to the human perspective. - David Jeremiah

Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down. - Jimmy Durante

I'll be down in the front row with a basket of last month's eggs. - WC Fields

It's not the load that breaks you down, it's the way you carry it. - Lou Holtz

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well. I was amazed - I never knew they worked. - Les Dawson

I've spent three hours hanging upside down while fighting off dinosaur attacks. - Jason O'Mara

Age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body. - Unknown

No one has the right to sit down and feel hopeless. There's too much work to do. - Dorothy Day

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano. - Bob Hope

I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow children playing' are so very mean. - Zach Galifianakis

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

Do not judge me by my successes, judge me by how many times I fell down and got back up again. - Nelson Mandela

As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round. - Ben Hogan

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

I heard his library burned down and both books were destroyed - and one of them hadn't even been colored in yet. - Robertson Davies

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. - Groucho Marx

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

Freedom is a personal and lonely battle; and one faces down the fears of today so that those of tomorrow might be engaged. - Alice Walker

Every time a child says, "I don't believe in fairies," there is a little fairy somewhere that falls down dead. - Sir James M. Barrie

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

Happiness is like a butterfly which, when pursued, is always beyond our grasp, but, if you will sit down quietly, may alight upon you. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

Overnight success just doesn't happen. You've got to put your time in. You're up and down - all of a sudden, it just clicks. - Anthony Calvillo

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong

Mathematics is not a careful march down a well-cleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost. - W.S. Anglin


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