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True friends stab you in the front. - Oscar Wilde

Female Friends: Women mad at the same person - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Strangers are friends that you have yet to meet. - Roberta Lieberman

Social media allows big companies to act small again. - Jay Baer

I'm not a social drinker, it's mostly work related. - Unknown

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? - Steven Wright

A good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever. - Martin F Tupper

We secure our friends not by accepting favors, but by doing them. - Thucydides

To write a diary every day is like returning to one's own vomit. - Enoch Powell

A quarrel between friends, when made up, adds a new tie to friendship. - Saint Francis de Sales

Don't abuse your friends and expect them to consider it criticism. - Ed Howe

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

Prosperity is no just scale; adversity is the only balance to weigh friends. - Plutarch

Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. - Ed Cunningham

Politicians who complain about the media are like sailors who complain about the sea. - Enoch Powell

True happiness consists not in the multitude of friends, but in the worth and choice. - Ben Jonson

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

Ladies and gentlemen are permitted to have friends in the kennel but not in the kitchen. - George Bernard Shaw

In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. - Martin Luther King Jr.

The richest people in the world look for and build networks. Everyone else looks for work. - Robert Kiyosaki

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

Put your energy into making things that are likeable, not some douchey social media strategy. - Matthew Inman

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

Some habits of ineffectiveness are rooted in our social conditioning toward quick-fix, short-term thinking. - Stephen Covey

He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare, and he who has one enemy shall meet him everywhere. - Ali ibn-Abi-Talib

There is not Communism or Marxism, but representative democracy and social justice in a well-planned economy. - Fidel Castro

Idealism is like a castle in the air if it is not based on a solid foundation of social and political realism. - Claude McKay

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

If you can't even acknowledge that you have to fix social security, that's not a very good starting point. - Rob Portman

We split from our common ancestor with the octopus half a billion years ago. And yet, you can make friends with an octopus. - Sy Montgomery

The longer we live the more we think and the higher the value we put on friendship and tenderness towards parents and friends. - Samuel Johnson

Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro

People share, read and generally engage more with any type of content when it's surfaced through friends and people they know and trust. - Malorie Lucich

The media have provided the Devil with perhaps the greatest opportunity accorded him since Adam and Eve were turned out of the Garden of Eden. - Malcolm Muggeridge

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

Drama comes from contrast, showing the difference between 'what was' and 'what is'. The greater the difference, the greater the drama. - Lou Hoffman

Whenever you're in conflict with someone, there is one factor that can make the difference between damaging your relationship and deepening it. That factor is attitude. - William James

When I first heard about the campaign to get me to host Saturday Night Live, I didn't know what Facebook was. And now that I do know what it is, I have to say, it sounds like a huge waste of time! - Betty White


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