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My friends are my estate. - Emily Dickinson

Friends are the sunshine of life. - John Hay

Beware of your friends, not your enemies. - Yiddish Proverb

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Those who seek faultless friends will remain friendless. - Unknown

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

I got a lotta best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know. - Archie Bunker

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

You will see that it is easier to go down the social ladder than to climb it. - Albert Camus

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

Google+ is the gym of social networking: we all join, but nobody actually uses it. - Unknown

Politicians who complain about the media are like sailors who complain about the sea. - Enoch Powell

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Often we have no time for our friends, but all the time in the world for our enemies. - Billy Joel

My twitter has become so powerful that I can actually make my enemies tell the truth. - Donald Trump

Ladies and gentlemen are permitted to have friends in the kennel but not in the kitchen. - George Bernard Shaw

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

Drama does not just walk into our lives. Either we create it, invite it, or associate with it. - Brandi L. Bates

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. - Oscar Wilde

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart. - Unknown

We challenge one another to be funnier and smarter ... It's the way friends make love to one another. - Annie Gottlieb

He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare, and he who has one enemy shall meet him everywhere. - Ali ibn-Abi-Talib

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

There is not Communism or Marxism, but representative democracy and social justice in a well-planned economy. - Fidel Castro

Idealism is like a castle in the air if it is not based on a solid foundation of social and political realism. - Claude McKay

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

The biggest mistake we see companies make when they first hit Twitter is to think about it as a channel to push out information. - Tim O'Reilly

I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying "flee at once - all is discovered." They all left town immediately. - Mark Twain

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden

For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber

Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and three dollar pantyhose that won't run. - Phyllis Diller

The formula for a successful relationship is simple: Treat all disasters as if they were trivialities, but never treat a triviality as if it were a disaster. - Quentin Crisp

You can make more friends in two months by becoming genuinely interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get other people interested in you. - Dale Carnegie

I owe much to my friends; but, all things considered, it strikes me that I owe even more to my enemies. The real person springs life under a sting even better than under a caress. - Andre Gide

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you. - Rita Mae Brown

Should any political party attempt to abolish social security, unemployment insurance, and eliminate labor laws and farm programs, you would not hear of that party again in our political history. - Dwight D Eisenhower


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