Drama Queen Diary

I was innocent, then my best friends came along. - Unknown

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

My Golden Rule of Networking is simple: Don't keep score. - Harvey Mackay

It's the friends you can call up at 4:00 a.m. that matter. - Marlene Dietrich

Friends show their love in times of trouble, not in happiness. - Euripides

If it’s the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number? - Robin Williams

Things change and friends leave. Life doesn't stop for anybody. - Stephen Chbosky

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

Any dictator would admire the uniformity and obedience of the U.S. media. - Noam Chomsky

I met so many people. I don't even know some of my friends' names. - Paris Hilton

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

Drama Critic: A person who surprises the playwright by informing him what he meant. - Wilson Mizner

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones. - Oscar Wilde

When the media ask George Bush a question, he answers, "Can I use a lifeline?" - Robin Williams

Put your energy into making things that are likeable, not some douchey social media strategy. - Matthew Inman

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

The main Facebook usage is so big. About 20 percent of the time people spend on their phone is on Facebook. - Mark Zuckerberg

Idealism is like a castle in the air if it is not based on a solid foundation of social and political realism. - Claude McKay

I'm telling you this 'cause you're one of my friends. My alphabet starts where your alphabet ends! - Dr. Seuss

If you can't even acknowledge that you have to fix social security, that's not a very good starting point. - Rob Portman

Your friends will know you better in the first moment you meet than your acquaintances will know you in a lifetime. - Richard Bach

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown

A problem occurs when people want the benefits of a relationship with God without the responsibilities of a relationship with God. - Jim Herring

A lot of times, I run a thought experiment: 'If I were not at Facebook, what would I be doing to make the world more open?' - Mark Zuckerberg

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. - Charles W. Eliot

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden

By activating an expansive, tolerant, and creative mindset, positive feelings maximize the social, intellectual, and physical benefits that will accrue. - Martin Seligman

After I won the Oscar, my salary doubled, my friends tripled, my children became more popular at school, my butcher made a pass at me, and my maid hit me up for a raise. - Shirley Jones

Whenever you're in conflict with someone, there is one factor that can make the difference between damaging your relationship and deepening it. That factor is attitude. - William James

No matter how corrupt, greedy, and heartless our government, our corporations, our media, and our religious and charitable institutions may become, the music will still be wonderful. - Kurt Vonnegut

You are priests, not social or political leaders. Let us not be under the illusion that we are serving the Gospel through an exaggerated interest in the wide field of temporal problems. - Pope John Paul II

Never idealize others. They will never live up to your expectations. Don't over-analyze your relationships. Stop playing games. A growing relationship can only be nurtured by genuineness. - Leo F. Buscaglia

Hackathons are these things where just all of the Facebook engineers get together and stay up all night building things. And, I mean, usually at these hackathons, I code too, just alongside everyone. - Mark Zuckerberg