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Friends are the sunshine of life. - John Hay

I need physics more than friends. - J Robert Oppenheimer

Social media are tools. Real time is a mindset. - David M. Scott

All your friends are gonna be green with envious. - Archie Bunker

Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends? - Abraham Lincoln

You don't have to hold your stomach in for real friends. - Unknown

God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Things change and friends leave. Life doesn't stop for anybody. - Stephen Chbosky

To write a diary every day is like returning to one's own vomit. - Enoch Powell

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

Don't abuse your friends and expect them to consider it criticism. - Ed Howe

In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy. - Brian Mulroney

Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods. - Aristotle

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. - Ed Cunningham

Google+ is the gym of social networking: we all join, but nobody actually uses it. - Unknown

Often we have no time for our friends, but all the time in the world for our enemies. - Billy Joel

Though so trifling, the success of our first Buffalo hunt gave us quite a social lift. - Ernest T. Seton

What is the most important key to success? Networking - two minds are better than one. - David Foster

We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for our ability to amuse them. - Evelyn Waugh

We've been friends for so long I can't remember which one of us is the bad influence. - Unknown

If two friends ask you to judge a dispute, don't accept, because you will lose one friend. - St. Augustine

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. - Mark Twain

Good friends are like shock absorbers. They help you take the lumps and bumps on the road of life. - Frank Tyger

We read that we ought to forgive our enemies; but we do not read that we ought to forgive our friends. - Cosimo de Medici

One of my big regrets is that Facebook hasn't had a major chance to shape the mobile operating system ecosystem. - Mark Zuckerberg

Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure they think he is getting old. - Washington Irving

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

I care about helping to address these problems of social cohesion and understanding what economic problems people think exist. - Mark Zuckerberg

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

The biggest mistake we see companies make when they first hit Twitter is to think about it as a channel to push out information. - Tim O'Reilly

I updated my grilling app, iGrill, today and it now has Facebook integraton that lets you see what other people are grilling right now around the world. Awesome. - Mark Zuckerberg

Spock is definitely one of my best friends. When I put on those ears, it's not like just another day. When I become Spock, that day becomes something special. - Leonard Nimoy

Whenever you're in conflict with someone, there is one factor that can make the difference between damaging your relationship and deepening it. That factor is attitude. - William James

We refuse to turn off our computers, turn off our phone, log off Facebook, and just sit in silence, because in those moments we might actually have to face up to who we really are. - Jefferson Bethke

All Welsh knew was that he was scared shitless, and at the same time was afflicted with a choking gorge of anger that any social coercion existed in the world which could force him to be here. - James Jones

At Facebook we build tools to help people connect with the people they want and share what they want, and by doing this we are extending people's capacity to build and maintain relationships. - Mark Zuckerberg

People have really gotten comfortable not only sharing more information and different kinds, but more openly and with more people - and that social norm is just something that has evolved over time. - Mark Zuckerberg


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