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Old friends are best. - John Selden

The media made it unsexy to be hairy. - Russell Peters

My friends have made the story of my life. - Helen Keller

Friends are God's apology for relatives. - Hugh Kingsmill

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. - Thomas Jones

I have friends struggling with autism, juvenile diabetes. - Nicole A. Parker

You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends. - Joseph Conrad

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford

We secure our friends not by accepting favors, but by doing them. - Thucydides

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

I wanted to promote skateboarding as much as possible through different media. - Tony Hawk

People at Facebook are fairly used to the press being nice to us or not nice to us. - Mark Zuckerberg

Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms. - George Eliot

I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones. - Oscar Wilde

If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. - Moshe Dayan

In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. - Mark Twain

There's a thing that keeps surprising you about stormy old friends after they die: their silence. - Ben Hecht

Contracting COVID19 is not a death sentence. So, maintain social distancing and wash your hands frequently. - Abhijit Naskar

Life is like an overlong drama through which we sit being nagged by the vague memories of having read the reviews. - John Updike

If you can't even acknowledge that you have to fix social security, that's not a very good starting point. - Rob Portman

One of my big regrets is that Facebook hasn't had a major chance to shape the mobile operating system ecosystem. - Mark Zuckerberg

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

The basis of our partnership strategy and our partnership approach: We build the social technology. They provide the music. - Mark Zuckerberg

Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles. What do we live for if not to make the world less difficult for each other? - George Eliot

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. - Charles W. Eliot

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden

Facebook was not originally created to be a company. It was built to accomplish a social mission - to make the world more open and connected. - Mark Zuckerberg

For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws. - Unknown

Studies of social games, puzzle games, and brain-training games have shown they have little effect on the brain despite often being marketed as improving memory and reaction speeds. - Daphne Bavelier

History will have to record that the greatest tragedy of this period of social transition was not the strident clamor of the bad people, but the appalling silence of the good people. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Trauma happens in relationships, so it can only be healed in relationships. Art can't provide healing. It can be cathartic and therapeutic but a relationship is a three-part journey. - Alanis Morissette

Should any political party attempt to abolish social security, unemployment insurance, and eliminate labor laws and farm programs, you would not hear of that party again in our political history. - Dwight D Eisenhower


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