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Drone Speed Zone

Stealth law enforcement in the Moistwest Territories

Drone Speed Zone thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Radar speed detectors bounce microwave radiation off of moving vehicles to detect reflected waves. These waves are shifted in frequency by the Doppler effect, and the beat frequency between the directed and reflected waves provides a measure of the vehicle speed. That is, until the next wave of Drone detectors...

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Owning a drone does not a pilot make. - Alex Morritt

Thou drone, thou snail, thou slug, thou sot! - William Shakespeare

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

All mothers have intuition. The great ones have radar. - Cathy Guisewite

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson

The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on. - Ronnie Corbett

A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

A drone is often preferred for missions that are too 'dull, dirty, or dangerous' for manned aircraft. - Nick Hahn

I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife. - Ilie Nastase


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