QuotaBillsWater rusts pipes. - WC Fields
Out of water, I am nothing. - Duke Kahanamoku
Hard Water: The scientific name for ice - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Sacrilege: Shelf for bottles of holy water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Water that does not move is always shallow. - Sami Proverb
A tear is made of 1% water and 99% feelings. - Unknown
Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields
The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup. - Bob Hope
You never miss the water till the well has run dry. - Irish Proverb
Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb
Don't bargain for fish which are still in the water. - India Proverb
You will never get lessons on swimming from a drowning man. - Unknown
Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. - Josh Billings
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. - Loren Eiseley
The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears or the sea. - Isak Dinesen
Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt
You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. - WC Fields
You drown not by falling into a river, but by staying submerged in it. - Paul Coelho
It becomes increasingly easy, as you get older, to drown in nostalgia. - Ted Koppel
The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry
I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it. - Joan Rivers
A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan
Start writing, no matter what. The water does not flow until the faucet is turned on. - Louis L'Amour
Puddle: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
When ya go out there in the water and ya start crossing your longirudes and lassitudes. - Archie Bunker
The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb
It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones
If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster
Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana
When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either use one more club or two more balls. - Unknown
Gold and diamonds are nice, but clean, crisp, controlled water has long been the preeminent hallmark of the rich. - Anthony Doerr
Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora
Some lawyers are like unto the camel, which, before drinking out of a brook, maketh the water turbid with his foot. - Adolphus W Ward
After all, when a stone is dropped into a pond, the water continues quivering even after the stone has sunk to the bottom. - Arthur Golden
Israel is still the only country in the world against which there is a written document to the effect that it must disappear. - Menachem Begin
How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner
Sometimes you can get so busy trying to be everyone else's anchor that you don't even realize you are actually drowning. - Unknown
Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields
Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry
Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci