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Kind words are the music of the world. - F.W. Faber

In music the passions enjoy themselves. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Kettle Drum: What musicians boil water in - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Without music, life would be a blank to me. - Jane Austen

Music is the universal language of mankind. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

You just pick a chord, go twang, and you've got music. - Sid Vicious

After Rossini dies, who will there be to promote his music? - Richard Wagner

Yoga is almost like music in a way; there's no end to it. - Sting

Managers light a fire under people; leaders light a fire in people. - Kathy Austin

Stay the course, light a star, change the world where'er you are. - Richard Le Gallienne

You can run out of garlic, but you can't really run out of music. - Jace Wayland

Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown

At Motel 6 in Amish Country, I wonder if they leave the light on for you? - Jay London

Music, once admitted to the soul, becomes a sort of spirit, and never dies. - Edward Bulwer-Lytton

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

There was nothing in the dark that wasn't there when the lights were on. - Rod Serling

When you are about 35 years old, something terrible always happens to music. - Steve Race

And all we feared inside the night / shows true in morning's biased light. - Garth von Buchholz

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? How many can you afford? - Blanche Knott

My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't. - Simon Cowell

To send light into the darkness of men's hearts - such is the duty of the artist. - Robert Schumann

It requires wisdom to understand wisdom: the music is nothing if the audience is deaf. - Walter Lippmann

Death is not extinguishing the light; it is putting out the lamp because dawn has come. - Rabindranath Tagore

How to stop time: kiss.
How to travel in time: read.
How to escape time: music. - Unknown

You don't need a floodlight to bring light into the darkness - a single flame will do. - Clare Josa

The greatest pleasure of writing is not what it's about, but the music the words make. - Truman Capote

Music is an agreeable harmony for the honor of God and the permissible delights of the soul. - Johann Sebastian Bach

Work while you have the light. You are responsible for the talent that has been entrusted to you. - Henri F Amiel

I will love the light for it shows me the way, yet I will endure the darkness for it shows me the stars. - Og Mandino

A hundred years from now, people will listen to the music of the Beatles the same way we listen to Mozart. - Paul McCartney

Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel. - John Quinton

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise... is in fact... the brilliant music of a genius... myself. - Iggy Pop

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

It is obvious that we can no more explain a passion to a person who has never experienced it than we can explain light to the blind. - T S Eliot

If I had my life to live over again, I would have made a rule to read some poetry and listen to some music at least once every week. - Charles Darwin

An optimist is a person who sees a green light everywhere, while a pessimist sees only the red stoplight. The truly wise person is colorblind. - Albert Schweitzer

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster

I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means put down. - Bob Newhart


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