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The only truth is music. - Jack Kerouac

Rock Music: Sung in a rocking chair - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He lights up a room when he leaves it. - Henny Youngman

Kettle Drum: What musicians boil water in - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Music is the universal language of mankind. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Rock and roll: music for the neck downwards. - Keith Richards

Music is well said to be the speech of angels. - Thomas Carlyle

Light Sleeper: Someone who naps on the chandelier - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life is one grand, sweet song, so start the music. - Ronald Reagan

Life is a rollercoaster. Try to eat a light lunch. - David A. Schmaltz

Music is the moonlight in the gloomy night of life. - Jean Paul Friedrich Richter

It is always fatal to have music or poetry interrupted. - George Eliot

The music is all around us. All you have to do is listen. - August Rush

Classical music is music written by famous dead foreigners. - Arlene Heath

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

Nothing is capable of being well set to music that is not nonsense. - Joseph Addison

She may very well pass for 43 in the dusk with the light behind her! - W S Gilbert

Music is what tells us that the human race is greater than we realize. - Napoleon Bonaparte

I haven't understood a bar of music in my life, but I have felt it. - Igor Stravinsky

Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown

All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff. - Frank Zappa

Accordion Music: Noise that comes from playing both ends against the middle - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Music sounds different to the one who plays it. It is the musician's curse. - Patrick Rothfuss

Softly, deftly, music shall caress you. Hear it, feel it, secretly possess you. - Charles Hart

The trouble with dancing naked is that not everything stops when the music does. - Unknown

If you want light to come into your life, you need to stand where it is shining. - Guy Finley

Film is one of the three universal languages, the other two: mathematics and music. - Frank Capra

Music is everybody's business. It's only the publishers who think people own it. - John Lennon

Music is everybody's possession. It's only publishers who think that people own it. - John Lennon

Words make you think a thought. Music makes you feel a feeling. A song makes you feel a thought. - E Y Harburg

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. - Alan Dundes

I will love the light for it shows me the way, yet I will endure the darkness for it shows me the stars. - Og Mandino

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

A father is neither an anchor to hold us back nor a sail to take us there, but a guiding light whose love shows us the way. - Unknown

Music expresses feeling and thought, without language; it was below and before speech, and it is above and beyond all words. - Robert G Ingersoll

Dubmerol: When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Remembering that each of us will take our turns in darkness and in light, let us be light for one another when the darkness falls. - Unknown

Human beings will line up for miles to buy a bucket of catastrophes, but don't try selling sunshine and light; you'll go broke. - Chuck Jones

Everything in me feels fluttering and free, like I could take off from the ground at any second. Music, I think, makes me feel like music. - Lauren Oliver


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