#1 humor site on the 'net

Drum Kit Chandelier

Light fixtures with a high beat

Drum Kit Chandelier thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Lights out for the warehouse drummer

QuotaBills
Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

Music is an outburst of the soul. - Frederick Delius

Love is a friendship set to music. - Joseph Campbell

Music is the strongest form of magic. - Marilyn Manson

A proverb is much light condensed in one flash. - Simmons

It is easy to be heavy; it is hard to be light. - G K Chesterton

Music in the soul can be heard by the universe. - Lao Tzu

Music is to the soul what words are to the mind. - Unknown

Music is what our soul sounds like when it sings. - Xila Toro

Life is one grand, sweet song, so start the music. - Ronald Reagan

My dad's Irish music was such a huge influence. - Dido Armstrong

The only love affair I have ever had was with music. - Maurice Ravel

It is always fatal to have music or poetry interrupted. - George Eliot

Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train. - Charles Barkley

It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

You just pick a chord, go twang, and you've got music. - Sid Vicious

Music touches us emotionally, where words alone can't. - Johnny Depp

We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams. - Arthur O'Shaughnessy

Are you really sure that a floor can't also be a ceiling? - M.C. Escher

A bore is a person who lights up the room simply by leaving it. - L.J. Peter

People haven't always been there for me, but music always has. - Taylor Swift

She may very well pass for 43 in the dusk with the light behind her! - W S Gilbert

I have a feeling my Check Liver Light may come on this weekend. - Unknown

May it be a light to you in dark places, when all other lights go out. - JRR Tolkien

Music is what tells us that the human race is greater than we realize. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Truth will ultimately prevail where there is pains to being it to light. - George Washington

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

There was nothing in the dark that wasn't there when the lights were on. - Rod Serling

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine

The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the front of an oncoming train. - David Lee Roth

Most people live and die with their music still unplayed. They never dare to try. - Mary Kay Ash

There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it. - Edith Wharton

You don't need a floodlight to bring light into the darkness - a single flame will do. - Clare Josa

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise... is in fact... the brilliant music of a genius... myself. - Iggy Pop

Music drives you. It wakes you up, it gets you pumping. And, at the end of the day, the correct tune will chill you down. - Dimebag Darrell

Distinguished ancestors shed a powerful light on their descendants, and forbid the concealment either of their merits or of their demerits. - Gaius S. Crispus

Fantasy has a dark side to it. It also has a light hemisphere - the power of the human imagination to keep going, to imagine a better tomorrow. - Tim O'Brien


Chubby Free

Pirrows

Young Rock Star

Restored Beauty

Powerplant Swimsuit Models

Watermelon Cake

Sharkini

Julyed

Filet Minion

Better Singer

Texas Basketball

Grow Food, Not Lawns

Nut Salesman

Long Yellow Things

Ants Know When Something Is Fake

Think Outside

Despicable Wood Stove

Engineering Flowchart

Egotist

Hunter's Dream Wedding

Paddy Field Canal

Grow A Boyfriend

Mars Images

Drumset Motorcycle