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Music is my higher power. - Oliver James

Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

Where words leave off, music begins. - Heinrich Heine

Without music, life would be a blank to me. - Jane Austen

A proverb is much light condensed in one flash. - Simmons

Deep in their roots, all flowers keep the light. - Theodore Roethke

I like your opera. I think I will set it to music. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Who hears music, feels his solitude peopled at once. - Robert Browning

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture. - Elvis Costello

Modern music is three farts and a raspberry, orchestrated. - John Barbirolli

Music is my mistress, and she plays second fiddle to no one. - Duke Ellington

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain. - Bob Marley

Music is the tool to express life - and all that makes a difference. - Herbie Hancock

Music is the divine way to tell beautiful, poetic things to the heart. - Pablo Casals

The reappearance of the light is the same as the survival of the soul. - Victor Hugo

Music produces a kind of pleasure which human nature cannot do without. - Confucius

At Motel 6 in Amish Country, I wonder if they leave the light on for you? - Jay London

And all we feared inside the night / shows true in morning's biased light. - Garth von Buchholz

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? How many can you afford? - Blanche Knott

Truth is like heat or light; its vibrations are endless, and are endlessly felt. - Margaret Deland

After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music. - Aldous Huxley

If I get married again, I want a guy there with a drum to do rim shots during the vows. - Sam Kinison

The fly that doesn't want to be swatted is most secure when it lights on the fly-swatter. - G.C. Lichtenberg

Words make you think a thought. Music makes you feel a feeling. A song makes you feel a thought. - E Y Harburg

Work while you have the light. You are responsible for the talent that has been entrusted to you. - Henri F Amiel

No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

A hundred years from now, people will listen to the music of the Beatles the same way we listen to Mozart. - Paul McCartney

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

My heart, which is so full to overflowing, has often been solaced and refreshed by music when sick and weary. - Martin Luther

Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same thing nowadays. - Oscar Wilde

Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid. - Frank Zappa

Every man must decide whether he will walk in the light of creative altruism, or in the darkness of destructive selfishness. - Martin Luther King Jr

To live is to be musical, starting with the blood dancing in your veins. Everything living has a rhythm. Do you feel your music? - Michael Jackson

Trying to predict the future is like trying to drive down a country road at night with no lights while looking out the back window. - Peter F Drucker

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

If I could store lightnings in jars, I'd sell them to sick fireflies to light their way. Only they have nothing to pay for it with but life. - Will Advise

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan


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