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Dumped Truck

Stress-full times for the heavy hauling crew

Dumped Truck thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Some rock, some roll

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Call on God, but row away from the rocks. - Indian Proverb

I paid too heavy a price for perestroika. - Mikhail Gorbachev

Geologists have a saying - rocks remember. - Neil Armstrong

Dropped the heavy lid of the terlet right on my instoop. - Archie Bunker

I do not pray for a lighter load, but for a stronger back. - Philip Brookes

As your runway of life gets shorter, the lighter the load. - Joe Segal

It's so much easier to throw rocks than it is to govern. - Karen Bass

Elevator: A metal container used to move sardines up and down. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You think I just drove in from Long Island on a load of turnips? - Archie Bunker

Grief is not as heavy as guilt, but it takes more away from you. - Veronica Roth

NyQuil on the rocks, for when you're feeling sick but sociable. - Mitch Hedberg

Sandwich every bit of criticism between two heavy layers of praise. - Mary Kay Ash

A real New Yorker likes the sound of a garbage truck in the morning. - R.L. Stine

If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck. - Jackie Mason

LAN: To borrow as in, 'Hey Delbert! LAN me yore truck.'” - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Pickup artist: An artist whose specialty is painting pictures of trucks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If it weren't for the rocks in its bed, the stream would have no song. - Carl Perkins

You ain't going nowhere, son. You ought to go back to driving a truck. - Jim Denny

I have to get inspired by something that touches my soul, or rocks my soul. - Steven Tyler

It is necessary to let things go; simply for the reason that they are heavy. - C JoyBell

Come unto me, all ye who labour and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest. - Matthew 11:28

Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. - Warren Buffett

How difficult it is to save the bark of reputation from the rocks of ignorance. - Petrarch

The knowledge from an enlightened person breaks on the hard rocks of ignorance. - Mahesh Yogi

The chain of wedlock is so heavy that it takes two to carry it, sometimes three. - Alexandre Dumas

Music has charms to sooth a savage breast, to soften rocks, or bend a knotted oak. - William Congreve

I don't consider myself a heavy drinker, I often go hours without touching a drop. - Noel Coward

We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb

You'll never have any mental muscle if you don't have any heavy stuff to pick up. - Diane Lane

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis

The person that turns over the most rocks wins the game. And that's always been my philosophy. - Peter Lynch

I really wanted the MTV Award the most, It was a golden popcorn container and it looks really neat. - Kirsten Dunst

Everything's challenging for me, singing-wise. I'm like an old truck with one gear left on it. - Michael McDonald

I've always hated the idea of carrying grudges and resentments around like a load of mouldy suitcases. - Victoria C Mitchell

Unlucky: Crossing the street to avoid walking under a ladder and getting hit by a truck full of horseshoes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Truck Driver: 1. A man who has the opportunity to run into so many nice people; 2. A guy who goes the route. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

They should have little disclaimer that says, "Do not operate heavy machinery while watching this show!" - Robin Williams

A juggernaut of onions has shed its load all over the M1. Motorists are advised to find a hard shoulder to cry on. - Ronnie Corbett

She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
The driver said, "No, jump in!" - Red Skelton

Jawjuh: (Southern) A highly flammable state just north of Florida. Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck." - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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