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Ear Warmers

Essential self-heating garment to keep you warm this winter

Ear Warmers thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Keeping warm in the Moist West Territories

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Who picks your clothes? - Stevie Wonder

Happiness is a warm puppy. - Charles Schulz

Uniform: Sheep's clothing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Get rid of the pointed ears guy. - NBC Executive

He has not so much brain as ear-wax. - William Shakespeare

Lawsuits: Clothes worn by an attorney - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Men trust their ears less than their eyes. - Herodotus

Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you. - Joan Rivers

Soccer: A European warm-up exercise for rioting - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

You cannot reason with a hungry belly; it has no ears. - Greek Proverb

If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb

Tirade: A trip to the clothing store to steal neckwear - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Words that soak into your ears are whispered, not yelled. - Unknown

The ear is the only true writer and the only true reader. - Robert Frost

Be a good listener. Your ears will never get you in trouble. - Unknown

Women's Clothes: Go to extremes, but seldom to extremities - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

Let's bask in television's warm, glowing, warming glow. - Homer Simpson

The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu

To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict

A friendship that like love is warm; A love like friendship, steady. - Thomas Moore

It is ever so much easier to be good if your clothes are fashionable. - L.M. Montgomery

A man has no ears for that to which experience has given him no access. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

If you want to keep a secret, don't whisper in your wife's ear. - Amish Saying

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

The song that we hear with our ears is only the song that is sung in our hearts. - Ouida

Nature gave us one tongue and two ears so we could hear twice as much as we speak. - Unknown

The language of the law must not be foreign to the ears of those who are to obey it. - Learned hand

Fine clothes are good only as they supply the want of other means of procuring respect. - Samuel Johnson

She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say 'when'. - P G Wodehouse

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

Hamper: A wicker container with a lid, usually surrounded by, but not containing, dirty clothing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Floordrobe: A floor littered with discarded clothes, viewed ironically as a clothing storage system - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. - Erich Segal

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

I wish I could stand on a busy corner, hat in hand, and beg people to throw me all their wasted hours. - Bernard Berenson

Kissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to 'prove their love' like a moose needs a hat rack. - Abigail VanBuren


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