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Ear Warmers

Essential self-heating garment to keep you warm this winter

Ear Warmers thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Keeping warm in the Moist West Territories

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Chop your own wood, and it will warm you twice. - Henry Ford

She poured a little social sewage into his ears. - George Meredith

Music isn't for the eyes - it's for the ears. - Adele

You cannot reason with a hungry belly; it has no ears. - Greek Proverb

Love is the magician that pulls man out of his own hat. - Ben Hecht

Words that soak into your ears are whispered, not yelled. - Unknown

The ear is the only true writer and the only true reader. - Robert Frost

A diamond is the only kind of ice that keeps a girl warm. - Elizabeth Taylor

Be a good listener. Your ears will never get you in trouble. - Unknown

You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West

When it comes to global warming, coal is the gorilla in the room. - Jeff Goodell

Alone and warming his five wits, the white owl in the belfry sits. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

The most called-upon prerequisite of a friend is an accessible ear. - Maya Angelou

She wears her clothes as if they were thrown on her with a pitchfork. - Jonathan Swift

It is ever so much easier to be good if your clothes are fashionable. - L.M. Montgomery

Make sure your worst enemy doesn't live between your own two ears. - Laird Hamilton

A man has no ears for that to which experience has given him no access. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Grammar is a piano I play by ear. All I know about grammar is its power. - Joan Didion

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. - Mark Twain

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

One of the best ways to persuade others is with your ears - by listening to them. - Dean Rusk

Nature gave us one tongue and two ears so we could hear twice as much as we speak. - Unknown

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say 'when'. - P G Wodehouse

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

A jest's prosperity lies in the ear of him that hears it, never in the tongue of him that makes it. - William Shakespeare

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

Have you ever taken anything out of the clothes basket because it had become, relatively, the cleaner thing? - Katherine Whitehorn

Drag your thoughts away from your troubles... by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it. - Mark Twain

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. - Unknown

Where is Hollywood located? Chiefly between the ears. In that part of the American brain lately vacated by God. - Erica Jong

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart. - Kay Knudsen

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady, and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat. - P.J. O'Rourke

One disadvantage of being a hog is that at any moment some blundering fool may try to make a silk purse out of your wife's ear. - J.B. Morton

It is good for a man to invite his ghosts into his warm interior, out of the wild night, into the firelight, out of the howling dark. - A.S. Byatt

A politician should have three hats. One for throwing into the ring, one for talking through, and one for pulling rabbits out of if elected. - Carl Sandburg

This was a very classy guy - in a sharp coat there, one of them velvet collars, and of of them pearl-gray hamburgers on his head (Homburg hat). - Archie Bunker


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