Eating Utensil Shortage
Volunteers washed too many dishes at home
Reclaiming lost property
QuotaBillsFull-dinner Pail - William McKinley
Dinner is poured. - WC Fields
Keep a clean kitchen - dine out. - Unknown
I'm having an old friend for dinner. - The Silence of the Lambs
Soviet: What Russians say when they finish dinner - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill
He that waits upon fortune is never sure of a dinner. - Benjamin Franklin
There is no shortage of fault to be found amid our stars. - John Green
Electroplate: What atomic scientists eat their dinner from - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. - Mike Myers
Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. - Fran Lebowitz
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Be prompt and you dine alone. - Gerald Barzan
Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist. - G K Chesterton
I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell
The man who can dominate a London dinner-table can dominate the world. - Oscar Wilde
My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger
Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper. - Adelle Davis
After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations. - Oscar Wilde
There is no shortage of good days. It is good lives that are hard to come by. - Unknown
Dinner and a movie? Forget that. I'd rather have a picnic and a waterfall. - Amanda Grace
Couch Potato: What Mom finds under the sofa cushions after the kids eat dinner - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Ketchup left overnight on dinner plates has a longer half-life than radioactive waste. - Wes Smith
My body is like breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I don't think about it, I just have it. - Arnold Schwarzenegger
Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner. - James Bovard
The truly free man is the one who will turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse. - Jules Renard
During World War II children were not allowed to trick or treat because there was a sugar shortage. - Linda Bozzo
I had a feeling once about mathematics – that I saw it all... but it was after dinner and I let it go. - Winston Churchill
When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx
Lackadaisical: 1. Mood after someone steals your flowers; 2. Something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles. - Doug Larson
Food: The response Mom usually gives in answer to the question, "What's for dinner tonight?" - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner. - H L Mencken
If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand. - Milton Friedman
I'm into all that sappy stuff - a surprise picnic, nice dinner, or traveling. I'm kind of an old romantic. - Will Estes
Because of their cuisine, Germans don't consider farting rude. They'd certainly be out of luck if they did. - P.J. O'Rourke
If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson
Poverty is an anomaly to rich people. It is very difficult to make out why people who want dinner do not ring the bell. - Walter Bagehot
I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields
It is very vulgar to talk about one's business. Only people like stockbrokers do that, and then merely at dinner parties. - Oscar Wilde
I'm Irish, so I'm used to odd stews. I can take it. Just throw a lot of carrots and onions in there and I'll call it dinner. - Liam Neeson