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Ecosystem

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Possibly the smallest oldest surviving ecosystem in the world, this 'garden in a bottle', planted by David Latimer in 1960, was last watered in 1972, before it was tightly sealed. David Latimer, 80, from Cranleigh in Surrey wanted to experiment how long the ecosystem will survive and to everybody's amazement, the little world is still thriving entirely on recycled air, nutrients and water. The only external thing fed to this bottled-garden was light, without which there would be no energy for plants inside to create their own food and continue to grow. Other than that, this is an entirely self-sufficient ecosystem, with the plant and bacteria in the soil working together.
Ecosystem thanks to Wayne Nowazek

A community of living organisms with the nonliving components of their environment

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Water rusts pipes. - WC Fields

Politics is an inexact science. - Otto von Bismarck

RIP boiling water - you will be mist. - Unknown

Science is the record of dead religions. - Oscar Wilde

Sacrilege: Shelf for bottles of holy water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

All science is either physics or stamp collecting. - Ernest Rutherford

Don't bargain for fish which are still in the water. - India Proverb

Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water. - WC Fields

Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm. - Malayan Proverb

To err is human; to try to prevent recurrence of error is science. - Unknown

If his IQ slips any lower, we'll have to water him twice a day. - Molly Ivins

A lucky person is someone who plants pebbles and harvests potatoes. - Greek Proverb

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. - WC Fields

The Religion that is afraid of science dishonors God and commits suicide. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Science is the great antidote to the poison of enthusiasm and superstition. - Adam Smith

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry

The whole of science is nothing more than a refinement of everyday thinking. - Albert Einstein

You don't drown by falling into water. You only drown if you stay there. - Zig Ziglar

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha

Don't throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds water. - Swedish Proverb

You can lead a herring to water, but you have to walk really fast or he'll die. - Rose

The great tragedy of science - the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact. - Aldous Huxley

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

If you thought before that science was certain - well, that is just an error on your part. - Richard P Feynman

Every moment and every event of every man's life on earth plants something in his soul. - Thomas Merton

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

I admit that mathematical science is a good thing. But excessive devotion to it is a bad thing. - Aldous Huxley

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

All progress is based upon a universal, innate desire on the part of every living organism to live beyond its income. - Samuel Butler

All our science, measured against reality, is primitive and childlike - and yet it is the most precious thing we have. - Albert Einstein

Amazingly when you add life and consciousness to the equation you can actually explain some of the biggest puzzles of science. - Robert Lanza

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

God moves in a mysterious way
His wonders to perform;
He plants His footsteps in the sea
And rides upon the storm. - William Cowper

Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is no more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules H Poincare

A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend

Nothing has afforded me so convincing a proof of the unity of the Deity as these purely mental conceptions of numerical and mathematical science. - Mary Somerville


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