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Eddie Reward

Feline reward for returning lost car keys

Eddie Reward thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Would you accept a cat as a trade-in for a car?

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Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

I'd give that picture a Japanese Academy Reward! - Archie Bunker

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

I wouldn't trade you for all the cookies in the world. - Cookie Monster

The Cat. He walked by himself, and all places were alike to him. - Rudyard Kipling

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

A protective tariff is a typical conspiracy in restraint of trade. - Thorstein Veblen

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

I feel that the greatest reward for doing is the opportunity to do more. - Jonas Salk

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

The highest reward for your work is not what you get for it, but what you become by it. - John C Maxwell

I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau

I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. - Hippolyte Taine

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

And the reward for the best neckwear goes to... Well would you look at that, it's a tie. - Cornon

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

The highest reward for a person's toil is not what he gets for it, but what he becomes by it. - John Ruskin

When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her. - Montaigne

Free trade is terrible. Free trade can be wonderful if you have smart people. But we have stupid people. - Donald Trump

He that does good for good's sake seeks neither paradise nor reward, but he is sure of both in the end. - William Penn

That terrible mood of depression of whether it's any good or not is what is known as The Artist's Reward. - Ernest Hemingway

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let's say, China in a trade deal? They kill us. I beat China all the time. - Donald Trump

The monkeys solved the puzzle simply because they found it gratifying to solve puzzles. They enjoyed it. The joy of the task was its own reward. - Daniel H. Pink


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