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Feline reward for returning lost car keys

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Would you accept a cat as a trade-in for a car?

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Sales Talk: Trade wind - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

The journey is the reward. - Tao Saying

My trade and my art is living. - Michel De Montaigne

After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb

Don't judge a cat by its coat. - Magdalena VandenBerg

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

A ruler should be slow to punish and swift to reward. - Ovid

I wouldn't trade you for all the cookies in the world. - Cookie Monster

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A protective tariff is a typical conspiracy in restraint of trade. - Thorstein Veblen

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

Apple: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will trade for cupcakes. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

The only reward of virtue is virtue; the only way to have a friend is to be one. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade without further introduction. - Mark Twain

In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

It is the trade of lawyers to question everything, yield nothing, and talk by the hour. - Thomas Jefferson

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

No person was ever honored for what he received. Honor has been the reward for what he gave. - Calvin Coolidge

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk. - Doug Larson

I shall be an autocrat, that's my trade; and the good Lord will forgive me, that's his. - Catherine the Great

The highest reward for a person's toil is not what he gets for it, but what he becomes by it. - John Ruskin

Free trade is terrible. Free trade can be wonderful if you have smart people. But we have stupid people. - Donald Trump

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

There is not greater reward in our profession than the knowledge that God has entrusted us with the physical care of his people. - Dr. Elmer Hess

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright


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