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Eddie Reward

Feline reward for returning lost car keys

Eddie Reward thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Would you accept a cat as a trade-in for a car?

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Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

My trade and my art is living. - Michel De Montaigne

International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

The reward of service is more service. - Dwight L Moody

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

Free trade is not a principle; it is an expedient. - Benjamin Disraeli

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

Glamour is what I sell. It's my stock in trade. - Marlene Dietrich

A ruler should be slow to punish and swift to reward. - Ovid

Some people find fault like there's a reward for it. - Zig Ziglar

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

The Cat. He walked by himself, and all places were alike to him. - Rudyard Kipling

Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb

I feel that the greatest reward for doing is the opportunity to do more. - Jonas Salk

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

The only reward of virtue is virtue; the only way to have a friend is to be one. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade without further introduction. - Mark Twain

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. - Hippolyte Taine

Skunk: 1. A streamlined cat with a 2-tone finish and a fluid drive; 2. A community scenter. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No person was ever honored for what he received. Honor has been the reward for what he gave. - Calvin Coolidge

Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk. - Doug Larson

I shall be an autocrat, that's my trade; and the good Lord will forgive me, that's his. - Catherine the Great

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

The highest reward for a person's toil is not what he gets for it, but what he becomes by it. - John Ruskin

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

Defending the truth is not something one does out of a sense of duty or to allay guilt complexes, but is a reward in itself. - Simone De Beauvoir

There is not greater reward in our profession than the knowledge that God has entrusted us with the physical care of his people. - Dr. Elmer Hess

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

Everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward. - Brandon Sanderson

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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