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Efficient Humans

How to inspire yourself towards another pint

Efficient Humans thanks to Keith Blake

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I like to stretch my acting muscles. - Samantha Morton

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

Draft Dodger: Someone who avoids beer on tap. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Soccer: A European warm-up exercise for rioting - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me. - Mark Twain

Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body. - Joseph Addison

When you are required to exhibit strength, it comes. - Joseph Campbell

Progressing through life is like running a marathon. - Joseph B Wirthlin

Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato

Being entirely honest with oneself is a good exercise. - Sigmund Freud

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton

Great works are performed not by strength, but perseverance. - Samuel Johnson

Always chase your dreams instead of running from your fears. - Unknown

Yoga is the perfect opportunity to be curious about who you are. - Jason Crandell

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

It was amazing I won. I was running against peace and prosperity and incumbency. - George W. Bush

People don't trust private health insurance companies for all the right reasons. - Bernie Sanders

The beauty is that people often come here for the stretch, and leave with a lot more. - Liza Ciano

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. - Marsha Doble

Having insurance doesn't guarantee good health outcomes, but it is a critical factor. - Irwin Redlener

The most important pieces of equipment you need for doing yoga are your body and your mind. - Rodney Yee

They don't make pizza or beer out of celery. And that is all you need to know about celery. - Bill Murray

Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order. - John Adams

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut

I'm a chameleon when it come to guitar playing, and like to stretch out into different territories. - Nancy Wilson

Cynics always so no. Saying yes leads to knowledge. So for as long as you have the strength to, say yes. - Stephen Colbert

The Good of man is the active exercise of his soul's faculties in conformity with excellence or virtue. - Aristotle

Yoga is really trying to liberate us from shame about our bodies. To love your body is a very important thing. - Rodney Yee

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

You can catch health, happiness, and success from others just as easily as you can catch worries, bitterness, and failure. - Dale Carnegie

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

It is good to be tired and wearied by the futile search after the true good, that we may stretch out our arms to the Redeemer. - Blaise Pascal

It's like running a marathon race. We train all hours of the day. When you are taking a bath, you are thinking of the flight. - Kalpana Chawla

I've seen so many young men over the years who think they're running at other young men. They are not. They are running at me. - Markus Zusak

Prayer and the Bible became a part of my everyday thoughts and beliefs. I learned to put my trust in God and to seek Him as my strength. - Rosa Parks

A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. - Franklin D Roosevelt


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