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Efficient Humans

How to inspire yourself towards another pint

Efficient Humans thanks to Keith Blake

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Union gives strength. - Aesop

Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling

My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. - Phyllis Diller

The strength of the Wolf is in the pack. - Rudyard Kipling

Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. - Unknown

Yoga is the practice of quieting the mind. - Patanjali

Of all the 36 alternatives, running away is best. - Chinese Proverb

Life only demands from you the strength you possess. - Dag Hammarskjold

Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. - Albert Schweitzer

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

Where there is laughter there is always more health than sickness. - Phyllis Bottome

The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I'd be honest. - Rodney Dangerfield

In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero

Fitness needs to be perceived as fun and games or we subconsciously avoid it. - Alan Thicke

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

I live in California, so I do stand-up paddle board, which is a killer workout. - Ashley Wagner

It was amazing I won. I was running against peace and prosperity and incumbency. - George W. Bush

There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. - Unknown

A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh

There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches. - Will Rogers

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. - Marsha Doble

You can outdistance that which is running after you, but not what is running inside you. - Rwandan Proverb

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter

The yoga mat is a good place to turn when talk therapy and antidepressants aren't enough. - Amy Weintraub

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. - Lao Tzu

Reading is a means of thinking with another person's mind; it forces you to stretch your own. - Charles Scribner

Every leap year I like to jump. It’s a good way to get my daily exercise in every four years. - Jarod Kintz

I love running. I’m not into marathons, but I am into avoiding problems at an accelerated rate. - Jarod Kintz

A life coach does for the rest of your life what a personal trainer does for your health and fitness. - Elaine MacDonald

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

Being President is a lot like running a cemetery. You've got a lot of people under you and nobody's listening. - Bill Clinton

My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle

The difference between a successful person and others is not lack of strength not a lack of knowledge but rather a lack of will. - Vince Lombardi

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

Laughter is a form of internal jogging. It moves your internal organs around. It enhances respiration. It is an igniter of great expectation. - Norman Cousins


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