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Efficient Humans

How to inspire yourself towards another pint

Efficient Humans thanks to Keith Blake

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The first wealth is health. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Silence is a source of great strength. - Lao Tzu

My head says gym, but my heart says donuts. - Unknown

We gain the strength of the temptation we resist. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

We all have enough strength to follow our reason. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid

I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller. - George Bernard Shaw

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

Nobody likes insurance companies, especially health insurance companies. - P.J. O'Rourke

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television. - Victoria Wood

In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero

To be wholly devoted to some intellectual exercise is to have succeeded in life. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will. - Mahatma Gandhi

People don't trust private health insurance companies for all the right reasons. - Bernie Sanders

But we have to pass the [health care] bill so that you can find out what's in it. - Nancy Pelosi

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

You have power over your mind - not outside events. Realize this, and you will find strength. - Marcus Aurelius

They don't make pizza or beer out of celery. And that is all you need to know about celery. - Bill Murray

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher

My opinion, my conviction, gains immensely in strength and sureness the minute a second mind has adopted it. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Every video I'm in, every magazine cover, they stretch you, they make you perfect. It's not real life. - Lady Gaga

Even if you don't have time for a big workout, stretching in the morning and night really changes your body. - Erin Heatherton

This yoga should be practiced with firm determination and perseverance, without any mental reservation or doubts. - Bhagavad Gita

Often my best work comes from somebody trying to stretch me in a direction that I wouldn't normally want to go in. - Alan Menken

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

It is good to be tired and wearied by the futile search after the true good, that we may stretch out our arms to the Redeemer. - Blaise Pascal

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

Search, a marketing method that didn't exist a decade ago, provides the most efficient and inexpensive way for businesses to find leads. - John Battelle

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

The size of your success is measured by the strength of your desire, the size of your dream, and how you handle disappointment along the way. - Robert Kiyosaki

Health is the finest possession. Contentment is the ultimate wealth. Trustworthy people are the best relatives. Unbinding is the supreme ease. - Buddha


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