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Efficient Humans

How to inspire yourself towards another pint

Efficient Humans thanks to Keith Blake

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Yoga accepts. Yoga gives. - April Vallei

Silence is a source of great strength. - Lao Tzu

Happiness is health and a short memory. - Unknown

Tenderness relieves strength that encumbers. - Toba Beta

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

Beer: The method of turning grain into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What is the use of running when we are not on the right road? - German Proverb

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Motivation is the fuel, necessary to keep the human engine running. - Zig Ziglar

There is no curing a sick man who believes himself to be in health. - Henri Amiel

Mental will is a muscle that needs exercise, just like muscles of the body. - Lynn Jennings

One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett

In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero

Wouldn't exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them? - Bill Murray

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

Physical strength can never permanently withstand the impact of spiritual force. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

Google+ is the gym of social networking: we all join, but nobody actually uses it. - Unknown

There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. - Unknown

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter

A good role is something that will stretch your abilities and make you go beyond your levels. - Jennifer Winget

Sometimes you cannot worship from your strength but you must choose to worship from your faith. - Unknown

They don't make pizza or beer out of celery. And that is all you need to know about celery. - Bill Murray

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. - Lao Tzu

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey

The Good of man is the active exercise of his soul's faculties in conformity with excellence or virtue. - Aristotle

Those who contemplate the beauty of the earth find reserves of strength that will endure as long as life lasts. - Rachel Carson

Let the resurrection joy lift us from loneliness and weakness and despair to strength and beauty and happiness. - Floyd W Tomkins

What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn't much better than tedious disease. - Alexander Pope

The strongest people are not those who show strength in front of us but those who win battles we know nothing about. - Unknown

If you push me towards something that you think is a weakness, then I will turn that perceived weakness into a strength. - Michael Jordan

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

The turning point in the process of growing up is when you discover the core of strength within you that survives all hurt. - Max Lerner

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

It's like running a marathon race. We train all hours of the day. When you are taking a bath, you are thinking of the flight. - Kalpana Chawla

Every job I do, I like to think it makes me better, or I learn things. It's all about how much something's going to stretch me or test me. - Daniel Radcliffe


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