Elephant Trampoline
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Exercise in the animal apartment complex
QuotaBillsIllusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams
Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown
The elephant can survive only if forests survive. - Mark Shand
The elephant does not limp when walking on thorns. - African Proverb
Anything related to elephants is irrelephant. - Unknown
Elephino: Cross between an Elephant and a Rhinoceros - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne
What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein
Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno
It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline. - Sid Waddell
If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky
Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim
Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein
Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan
Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams
Before you eat the elephant, make sure you know what parts you want to eat. - Todd Stocker
I have a memory like an elephant. I remember every elephant I've ever met. - Herb Caen
The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw
Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson
My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. - Steven Wright
The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin
Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams
We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch
One morning I shot an elephant in my pyjamas.
How he got into my pyjamas I'll never know. - Groucho Marx
The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley
When you have an elephant by the hind legs and he is trying to run away, it's best to let him run. - Abraham Lincoln
His wallet is more capacious than an elephant's scrotum and just as difficult to get your hands on. - Blackadder
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen
You describe the elephant by its size, but the mosquito by its impact. Even the smallest thing has an impact. - Celia Apeagyei-Collins
Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins