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Shopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw

I eat less, stretch, and work out. - Ted Danson

Karma yoga is a supreme secret indeed. - Bhagavad Gita

My strength lies solely in my tenacity. - Louis Pasteur

The strength of the Wolf is in the pack. - Rudyard Kipling

My head says gym but my heart says tacos. - Unknown

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

We gain the strength of the temptation we resist. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Debase: What a baseball player tags while running - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I had rather be on my farm than be emperor of the world. - George Washington

Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. - Albert Schweitzer

Always chase your dreams instead of running from your fears. - Unknown

If you ignore your health for long enough, it'll go away. - Unknown

Yoga is the perfect opportunity to be curious about who you are. - Jason Crandell

Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every time I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. - Robert M Hutchins

Being in a good frame of mind helps one keep in the picture of health. - Unknown

In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero

Wouldn't exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them? - Bill Murray

I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for "Running off to Canada." - Jay Leno

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

Physical strength can never permanently withstand the impact of spiritual force. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh

Crochet: An exercise that gives women something to think about when they are talking - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit

It isn't failing that spells one's downfall; it's running away, giving up. - Michel Greco

It doesn't take a lot of strength to hang on. It takes a lot of strength to let go. - J.C. Watts

I object to people running down the future. I intend to live the rest of my life there. - Charles F Kettering

It is not the strength of your faith but the object of your faith that actually saves you. - Timothy Keller

Because the Empire controls the media, we can turn any news to the Emperor's advantage. - Daniel Wallace

Smart people that like good health spend several hours outdoors daily in the shade of trees. - Steven Magee

Owning our story can be hard but not nearly as difficult as spending our lives running from it. - Brene Brown

Mental health problems do not affect three or four out of every five persons but one out of one. - William Menninger

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Neither smiles nor frowns, neither good intentions nor harsh words, are a substitute for strength. - John F Kennedy

Yoga is a light, which once lit, will never dim. The better your practice, the brighter the flame. - B.K. Iyengar

I love running. I’m not into marathons, but I am into avoiding problems at an accelerated rate. - Jarod Kintz

Continuity gives us roots; change gives us branches, letting us stretch and grow and reach new heights. - Pauline R. Kezer

I've always loved yoga because you get to connect to a deep religious truth while stretching your legs. - Katya Zamolodchikova

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

What we think determines what happens to us, so if we want to change our lives, we need to stretch our minds. - Wayne Dyer

Let the resurrection joy lift us from loneliness and weakness and despair to strength and beauty and happiness. - Floyd W Tomkins

It would be a terrific innovation if you could get your mind to stretch a little further tan the next wisecrack. - Katharine Hepburn

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

Perfect freedom is as necessary to the health and vigor of commerce as it is to the health and vigor of citizenship. - Patrick Henry

Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown

Even if my strength should fail, my daring will win me praise: in might enterprises even the will to succeed is enough. - Propertius

True strength lies in submission which permits one to dedicate his life, through devotion, to something beyond himself. - Henry Miller

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

Edgy is fine - I'm not a prude by any stretch of the imagination - but what's wrong with a good ol' belly laugh? - Carol Burnett

In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins - not through strength, but through persistence. - Buddha

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

It is good to be tired and wearied by the futile search after the true good, that we may stretch out our arms to the Redeemer. - Blaise Pascal

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

Stand up to your obstacles and do something about them. You will find that they haven't half the strength you think they have. - Norman Vincent Peale

I've seen so many young men over the years who think they're running at other young men. They are not. They are running at me. - Markus Zusak

To win back my youth... There is nothing I wouldn't do - except take exercise, get up early, or be a useful member of the community. - Oscar Wilde

The music that really turns me on is either running toward God or away from God. Both recognize the pivot, that God is at the center of the jaunt. - Bono

To build a strong team, you must see someone else's strength as a complement to your weakness, and not a threat to your position or authority. - Christine Caine


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