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Light tomorrow with today. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Wherever there's light, there's bugs. - Harry Ironside

Must we really light a candle to see the sun? - Wernher von Braun

A proverb is much light condensed in one flash. - Simmons

Light Sleeper: Someone who naps on the chandelier - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It takes as much energy to wish as it does to plan. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Voltage: The era that began after the discovery of electricity - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Energy is liberated matter; matter is energy waiting to happen. - Bill Bryson

I feel some responsibility to shine light on things that I love. - Flying Lotus

If there is light in the soul, there will be beauty in the person. - Chinese Proverb

Managers light a fire under people; leaders light a fire in people. - Kathy Austin

Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown

Energy, like the Biblical grain of the mustard seed, will remove mountains. - Hosea Ballou

A beautiful diamond asks to be viewed from many angles, shining in the light. - Clare Josa

I don't want to use my creative energy on somebody else's user interface. - Jeff Bezos

What most persons consider as virtue, after the age of 40 is simply a loss of energy. - Voltaire

The more you lose yourself in something bigger than yourself, the more energy you will have. - Norman Vincent Peale

Oh say can you see, by the dawn's early light. What so proudly we hailed. Of thee I sing. - Archie Bunker

As an actor you become that lighting rod between the person who made the play and the audience. - Christopher Walken

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

Work while you have the light. You are responsible for the talent that has been entrusted to you. - Henri F Amiel

Imagine a place where everyone chooses to bring energy, passion, and a positive attitude every day. - Stephen C. Lundin

The secret of change is to focus all of your energy not on fighting the old, but on building the new. - Socrates

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

All is beautiful and unceasing, all is music and reason, and all, like diamond, is carbon first, then light. - Jose Martin

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

The character of our praying will determine the character of our preaching. Light praying makes light preaching. - E.M. Bounds

I exercise at least five times a week with stretching, Pilates, push-ups, planks, sit-ups, squats and light weights. - Reba McEntire

Your assumptions are your windows on the world. Scrub them off every once in a while, or the light won't come in. - Alan Alda

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

Every man must decide whether he will walk in the light of creative altruism, or in the darkness of destructive selfishness. - Martin Luther King Jr

Human beings will line up for miles to buy a bucket of catastrophes, but don't try selling sunshine and light; you'll go broke. - Chuck Jones

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

Love one another and help others to rise to the higher levels, simply by pouring out love. Love is infectious and the greatest healing energy. - Sai Baba

Don't confuse the exertion of energy with traction. Apply yourself to establishing and maintaining momentum, not just spinning your wheels. - Tony Cooke

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind

We went down into the silent garden. Dawn is the time when nothing breathes, the hour of silence. Everything is transfixed, only the light moves. - Leonora Carrington

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster


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