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Escapism

The perfect place in Scotland to get away from it all

Escapism thanks to Keith Blake

Bond's loyalty to M is tested in the Scottish Highlands

Escapism thanks to Keith Blake

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The only journey is the journey within. - Rainer Maria Rilke

To a warden Utopia is an escape-proof jail. - Mark Twain

There is only one journey: going inside yourself. - Rainer M Rilke

Identification... is a form of escape from the self. - Krishnamurti

I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering. - Steven Wright

The best way to escape from a problem is to solve it. - Unknown

War is only a cowardly escape from the problems of peace. - Thomas Mann

A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles. - Tim Cahill

Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness. - Mark Twain

My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. - Mike Myers

Remember that happiness is a way of travel, not a destination. - Roy L. Goodman

Work is the easiest activity man has invented to escape boredom. - Unknown

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

All journeys have secret destinations of which the traveler is unaware. - Martin Buber

The traveler sees what he sees; the tourist sees what he has come to see. - G K Chesterton

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity. - Albert Einstein

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. - Mark Twain

If you are patient in one moment of anger you will escape a hundred days of sorrow. - Chinese Proverb

We're all pilgrims on the same journey, but some pilgrims have better road maps. - Nelson DeMille

Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up. - Ernest Hemingway

Wholehearted living is not a onetime choice. It is a process - the journey of a lifetime. - Brene Brown

It is good to have an end to journey toward; but it is the journey that matters, in the end. - Ursula K. LeGuin

Wandering re-establishes the original harmony which once existed between man and the universe. - Anatole France

The plague fell upon the whole world.. not a single man in the whole Roman Empire could escape. - Procopius

I have a difficult time doing an Irish accent; even now, it kind of fades slowly into Scottish. - Robin Williams

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

If all difficulties were known at the onset of a long journey, most of us would never start out at all. - Dan Rather

There ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them. - Mark Twain

A path full of potholes must be traveled slowly, but there's no reason you can't finish the journey. - Faydra D. Fields

I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush. - Werner Herzog

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

For my part, I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move. - Robert Louis Stevenson

We are all travelers in the wilderness of this world, and the best we can find in our travels is an honest friend. - Robert Louis Stevenson

To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company. - Andre Gide

The family, that dear octopus from whose tentacles we never quite escape, nor in our innermost hearts never quite wish to. - Dodie Smith

The whole object of travel is not to set foot on foreign land; it is at last to set foot on one's own country as a foreign land. - G K Chesterton

Laws are like spiders' webs which, if anything small falls into them they ensnare it, but large things break through and escape. - Solon

We live in a society exquisitely dependent on science and technology, in which hardly anyone knows anything about science and technology. - Carl Sagan

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown


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