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Escapism

The perfect place in Scotland to get away from it all

Escapism thanks to Keith Blake

Bond's loyalty to M is tested in the Scottish Highlands

Escapism thanks to Keith Blake

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We cannot escape history. - Abraham Lincoln

If at first you don't escape, try try again. - Gulag Motto

There is only one journey: going inside yourself. - Rainer M Rilke

Identification... is a form of escape from the self. - Krishnamurti

The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step. - Lao Tzu

I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering. - Steven Wright

The only impossible journey is the one you never begin. - Tony Robbins

War is only a cowardly escape from the problems of peace. - Thomas Mann

Technology is the campfire around which we tell our stories. - Laurie Anderson

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

You cannot escape the responsibility of tomorrow by evading today. - Abraham Lincoln

The art challenges the technology, and the technology inspires the art. - John Lasseter

Technology is a word that describes something that doesn't work yet. - Douglas Adams

The multiplication force of technology on cognitive differences is massive. - Jordan Peterson

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

We're all pilgrims on the same journey, but some pilgrims have better road maps. - Nelson DeMille

Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up. - Ernest Hemingway

The difficulty lies not so much in developing new ideas as in escaping from old ones. - John Maynard Keynes

iWhiner: A person who cries because after they bought a piece of technology, the price drops - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I have a difficult time doing an Irish accent; even now, it kind of fades slowly into Scottish. - Robin Williams

Like all great travelers, I have seen more than I remember, and remember more than I have seen. - Benjamin Disraeli

Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology. - Clive James

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes

Oats: A grain, which in England is generally given to horses, but in Scotland supports the people - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three. - Alice Kahn

There ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them. - Mark Twain

A path full of potholes must be traveled slowly, but there's no reason you can't finish the journey. - Faydra D. Fields

Once a new technology rolls over you, if you're not part of the steamroller, you're part of the road. - Stewart Brand

For a successful technology, reality must take precedence over public relations, for Nature cannot be fooled. - Richard P Feynman

Understand why and how your audience uses technology and then start trying to align your communications efforts. - Brian Reich

Happiness is to be found along the way, not at the end of the road, for then the journey is over and it is too late. - Robert R. Updegraff

We don't receive wisdom; we must discover it for ourselves after a journey that no one else can take for us or spare us. - Marcel Proust

Laws are like spiders' webs which, if anything small falls into them they ensnare it, but large things break through and escape. - Solon

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

I soon realized that no journey carries one far unless, as it extends into the world around us, it goes an equal distance into the world within. - Lillian Smith

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown


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