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Escapism

The perfect place in Scotland to get away from it all

Escapism thanks to Keith Blake

Bond's loyalty to M is tested in the Scottish Highlands

Escapism thanks to Keith Blake

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The journey is the reward. - Tao Saying

Wander often
Wonder always - Unknown

Not all those who wander are lost. - JRR Tolkien

The only journey is the one within. - Rainer Maria Rilke

The journey not the arrival matters. - T S Eliot

The longest journey is the journey inward. - Dag Hammarskjold

The best way to escape from a problem is to solve it. - Unknown

War is only a cowardly escape from the problems of peace. - Thomas Mann

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright

I'm in the turtle's race. My journey is a marathon. - Omari Hardwick

Any sufficiently advanced technology is equivalent to magic. - Arthur C Clarke

The history of Scotland is one of theology tempered by homicide. - Ivor Brown

The traveler sees what he sees; the tourist sees what he has come to see. - G K Chesterton

Humanity is acquiring all the right technology for all the wrong reasons. - R Buckminster Fuller

He who is outside the door has already a good part of his journey behind him. - Dutch Proverb

Fantasy is hardly an escape from reality. It's a way of understanding it. - Lloyd Alexander

We are stuck with technology when what we really want is just stuff that works. - Douglas Adams

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. - Mark Twain

If you are patient in one moment of anger you will escape a hundred days of sorrow. - Chinese Proverb

I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot. - Gary Shteyngart

I have a difficult time doing an Irish accent; even now, it kind of fades slowly into Scottish. - Robin Williams

Artists are blessed to travel all over the world. They see the trends before they even come out. - Tina Knowles

Press forward. Do not stop, do not linger in your journey, but strive for the mark set before you. - George Whitefield

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. - Oscar Wilde

Stay off the bandwagon. More likely than not, your own way of getting there makes for a better journey. - Faydra D. Fields

There ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them. - Mark Twain

Once a new technology rolls over you, if you're not part of the steamroller, you're part of the road. - Stewart Brand

I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush. - Werner Herzog

Understand why and how your audience uses technology and then start trying to align your communications efforts. - Brian Reich

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

We are all travelers in the wilderness of this world, and the best we can find in our travels is an honest friend. - Robert Louis Stevenson

To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company. - Andre Gide

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

The great outdoors is a theme with me; a walking holiday in Scotland is perfect - Culloden and the forests of Aviemore are both favourites. - Erin O'Connor

If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet inhabited by intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave. - Bill Murray

The march of science and technology does not imply growing intellectual complexity in the lives of most people. It often means the opposite. - Thomas Sowell

Integrity will take a leader farther than any other quality. If you would travel far and do much as a leader, never compromise your integrity. - John C Maxwell

Technology is dominated by two types of people: those who understand what they do not manage, and those who manage what they do not understand. - Archibald Putt


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