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Life is holy puzzle. - Lailah G. Akita

Life is more fun if you play games. - Roald Dahl

Life's a game but Bridge is serious. - Unknown

Once I get on a puzzle, I can't get off. - Richard P. Feynman

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

A hunch is creativity trying to tell you something. - Frank Capra

Creativity is a natural extension of our enthusiasm. - Earl Nightingale

We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time. - Vince Lombardi

Life insurance is the only game you win when you die. - Unknown

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles. - Maya Lin

Usually the team that scores the most points wins the game. - John Madden

The solution often turns out more beautiful than the puzzle. - Richard Dawkins

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. - Albert Einstein

Dare to ask questions and seek answers to the puzzles of life. - Lailah G. Akita

The world is the puzzle, itself; but it is always in principle. - Dada Bhagwan

Football is a game designed to keep coal miners off the streets. - Jimmy Breslin

I look at this life as a puzzle without all the pieces in the box. - Jonathan A. Burkett

When you make weirdness into a puzzle to be solved, you make LOST. - Joseph Fink

Life is a game show where the people who enjoy it are the winners. - Orson Bean

The game of billiards has destroyed my naturally sweet disposition. - Mark Twain

I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly. - Steven Wright

Golf is a game in which you yell fore, shoot six, and write down five. - Paul Harvey

suJoku.com - suDoku by Joe Defries, 3-time Guinness World Record Holder - Joe Defries

How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now. - Dwight D Eisenhower

I love hockey because of the respect for history and for the game itself. - George Vecsey

People know me from a hockey game, from an earthquake, from the O.J case. - Al Michaels

Baseball is a skilled game. It's America's game - it, and high taxes. - Will Rogers

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams

If you're in a card game and you don't know who the sucker is, you're it. - Unknown

Your family is depending on you. No better reason to bring all your game all the time. - Grant Cardone

Writing is mentally stimulating; it's like a puzzle that makes you think all the time. - Stephanie Zimbalist

Of course I have played outdoor games. I once played dominoes in an open air cafe in Paris. - Oscar Wilde

I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser. - Arnold Palmer

The person that turns over the most rocks wins the game. And that's always been my philosophy. - Peter Lynch

I wouldn't ever set out to hurt anyone deliberately unless it was important, like a league game. - Dick Butkus

Human affairs are like a chess game: Only those who do not take it seriously can be called good players. - Hung Tzu-ch'eng

Perseverance alone does not assure success. No amount of stalking will lead to game in a field that has none. - I Ching

Creativity is not intelligence, it is the ability to do what you did not know through the use of what you know. - Michael B. Johnson

A good puzzle, it's a fair thing. Nobody is lying. It's very clear, and the problem depends just on you. - Erno Rubik

Creativity can solve almost any problem. The creative act, the defeat of habit by originality, overcomes everything. - George Lois

Amazingly when you add life and consciousness to the equation you can actually explain some of the biggest puzzles of science. - Robert Lanza

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

The family should be a place where each new human being can have an early atmosphere conducive to the development of constructive creativity. - Edith Schaeffer

Don't lie. Life is a puzzle and we are all unique pieces. When you lie, you make it impossible to find your true place in the grand design. - Steve Maraboli

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey

The monkeys solved the puzzle simply because they found it gratifying to solve puzzles. They enjoyed it. The joy of the task was its own reward. - Daniel H. Pink

Nobody like to fail, but failure is an essential part of life and of learning. If your uniform isn't dirty, you haven't been in the game. - Ben Bernanke

Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with them, you've got troubles. - Chi Chi Rodriguez

How much replay do we want? Because if you start doing it from the first inning to the ninth inning, you may have to time the game with a calendar. - Joe Torre


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