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Life is holy puzzle. - Lailah G. Akita

Life is more fun if you play games. - Roald Dahl

It's puzzling work, talking is. - George Eliot

Win the game before it's played. - Unknown

The gods play games with men as balls. - Titus Maccius Plautus

Badmutton: Game played with the butcher - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Half this game is ninety percent mental. - Yogi Berra

Walk The Plank: A pirate's board game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner

The worst enemy to creativity is self-doubt. - Sylvia Plath

Love is a game that two can play and both win. - Eva Gabor

A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson

Before you can win a game, you have to not lose it. - Chuck Noll

The world's a puzzle; no need to make sense out of it. - Socrates

Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles. - Maya Lin

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. - Albert Einstein

Golf is a game where the ball lies poorly, and the players well. - Unknown

Love ceases to be a puzzle the moment you find the missing piece. - Olaotan Fawehinmi

It's not so important who starts the game but who finishes it. - John Wooden

The game of billiards has destroyed my naturally sweet disposition. - Mark Twain

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

Golf is a game in which you yell fore, shoot six, and write down five. - Paul Harvey

suJoku.com - suDoku by Joe Defries, 3-time Guinness World Record Holder - Joe Defries

How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now. - Dwight D Eisenhower

In the game of life, before you get anything out, you must put something in. - Zig Ziglar

Nothing encourages creativity like the chance to fall flat on one's face. - James D Finley

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three-run homers. - Unknown

In one equation you can solve all the puzzles of life. It is the equation of giving. - Amit Ray

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

The only game I like to play is "Old Maid", providing she's not too old. - Groucho Marx

If past history was all there was to the game, the richest people would be librarians. - Warren Buffett

My favorite puzzle is trying to work out the parts myself, after all it is a solo effort. - Adrian Belew

Of course I have played outdoor games. I once played dominoes in an open air cafe in Paris. - Oscar Wilde

Architecture is the learned game, correct and magnificent, of forms assembled in the light. - Le Corbusier

Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper. - David Hilbert

Madness is loving the unsolvable puzzle of your soul and replacing the lost pieces with my own. - Shannon L. Alder

When they start the game, they don't yell, 'Work ball.' They say, 'Play ball.' - Willie Stargell

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

Perseverance alone does not assure success. No amount of stalking will lead to game in a field that has none. - I Ching

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump

Malenutrition: The practice of depriving a man from food for more than a couple of hours - or during a football game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Families are like puzzles. They fit together in a certain way, and if one piece is missing, it throws everything off. - Richard Schiff

In every jigsaw puzzle, there is one key piece, and the only tough job is to identify that key piece from the mess out there. - Sapan Saxena

The world is a very puzzling place. If you're not willing to be puzzled, you just become a replica of someone else's mind. - Noam Chomsky

Never play with the feelings of others, because you may win the game, but the risk is that you will surely lose the person for life time. - William Shakespeare

I play to win, whether during practice or a real game. And I will not let anything get in the way of me and my competitive enthusiasm to win. - Michael Jordan

Conundrum: A fun word to repeat over and over again when no one's listening; actual meaning is as puzzling as the need to chant the word. - Richelle E. Goodrich

Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with them, you've got troubles. - Chi Chi Rodriguez

In the game of life, it's a good idea to have a few early losses, which relieves you of the pressure of trying to maintain an undefeated season. - Bill Vaughan


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