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Life is holy puzzle. - Lailah G. Akita

Once I get on a puzzle, I can't get off. - Richard P. Feynman

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

Politics is not a game. It is an earnest business. - Winston Churchill

We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time. - Vince Lombardi

I write puzzles and mysteries. Nothing too highfalutin. - Michael Connelly

Usually the team that scores the most points wins the game. - John Madden

The solution often turns out more beautiful than the puzzle. - Richard Dawkins

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. - Albert Einstein

Every film is a puzzle really, from an editorial point of view. - Walter Murch

Players with fight never lose a game, they just run out of time. - John Wooden

You can't use up creativity. The more you use, the more you have. - Maya Angelou

I don't want to retire. I'm not that good at crossword puzzles. - Norman Mailer

X-Factor: 1. Anything that is unexpected; 2. As in Sudoku at suJoku.com - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I love hockey because of the respect for history and for the game itself. - George Vecsey

God gave me a gift to do other things besides play the game of basketball. - LeBron James

In the game of life, before you get anything out, you must put something in. - Zig Ziglar

Nothing encourages creativity like the chance to fall flat on one's face. - James D Finley

You don't play against opponents, you play against the game of basketball. - Bobby Knight

The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three-run homers. - Unknown

The only game I like to play is "Old Maid", providing she's not too old. - Groucho Marx

Organic chemistry has become a vast rubbish heap of puzzling and bewildering compounds. - J Norman Collie

Games shouldn't only be fun. They should teach or spark an interest in other things. - Hideo Kojima

Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives. - George Burns

I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser. - Arnold Palmer

My life would be very puzzling to most people if they had to follow me around for a day or two. - Brad Paisley

I think the thing you always got to keep in mind, you know, hockey is a game of one-on-one battles. - Mark Messier

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

I have a Rubik's Cube for a rearview mirror, because the past is the only time puzzle I can solve. - Jarod Kintz

I'm going to be eighty soon, and I guess the one thing that puzzles me most is how quick it got here. - Roy Acuff

You've got to take the initiative and play your game. In a decisive set, confidence is the difference. - Chris Evert

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump

The game of golf would lose a great deal if croquet mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green. - Ernest Hemingway

If you must play, decide on three things at the start: the rules of the game, the stakes, and the quitting time. - Chinese Proverb

I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Making the simple complicated is commonplace; making the complicated simple, awesomely simple, that's creativity. - Charles Mingus

Love is like a puzzle. First it's confusing and frustrating, but when you figure it out, it's a beautiful thing. - Unknown

In every jigsaw puzzle, there is one key piece, and the only tough job is to identify that key piece from the mess out there. - Sapan Saxena

If you make every game a life-and-death proposition, you're going to have problems. For one thing, you'll be dead a lot. - Dean Smith

The game of life is the game of boomerangs. Our thoughts, deeds and words return to us sooner or later, with astounding accuracy. - Florence Shinn

The world is a very puzzling place. If you're not willing to be puzzled, you just become a replica of someone else's mind. - Noam Chomsky

Unless a man has considerable skill and reliance in his weapon, he will not remain cool in the presence of dangerous game close by. - Townsend Whelen

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

Never play with the feelings of others, because you may win the game, but the risk is that you will surely lose the person for life time. - William Shakespeare

I play to win, whether during practice or a real game. And I will not let anything get in the way of me and my competitive enthusiasm to win. - Michael Jordan

Conundrum: A fun word to repeat over and over again when no one's listening; actual meaning is as puzzling as the need to chant the word. - Richelle E. Goodrich

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey

I've missed more than 9,000 shots. I've lost almost 300 games. I've failed over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed. - Michael Jordan

Approach racing like a game of billiards. If you bash the ball too hard, you get nowhere. As you handle the cue properly, you drive with more finesse. - Juan M Fangio


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