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Europe Road Trip

Mini car and mini van on a mini tour

Europe Road Trip thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Traveling with a camouflage half-plane

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Travel, of course, narrows the mind. - Malcolm Muggeridge

A wise traveler never despises his own country. - Carlo Goldoni

Monopoly is business at the end of its journey. - Henry Demarest Lloyd

There is only one journey: going inside yourself. - Rainer M Rilke

The only impossible journey is the one you never begin. - Tony Robbins

A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles. - Tim Cahill

To understand Europe, you have to be a genius - or French. - Madeleine Albright

I'm in the turtle's race. My journey is a marathon. - Omari Hardwick

If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics. - Francis Bacon

The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page. - St. Augustine

There is a country in Europe where multiple-choice tests are illegal. - Sigfried Hulzer

The traveler sees what he sees; the tourist sees what he has come to see. - G K Chesterton

We travel, some of us forever, to seek other states, other lives, other souls. - Anais Nin

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

Change comes more from managing the journey than from announcing the destination. - William Bridges

The dreams I chased took me on a journey. A journey more rewarding than the goals. - Shahrukh Khan

A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. - John Steinbeck

Wholehearted living is not a onetime choice. It is a process - the journey of a lifetime. - Brene Brown

Why endeavor to straighten the road of life? The faster we travel, the less there is to see. - Helen Hayes

The months and days are the travelers of eternity. The years that come and go are also voyagers. - Matsuo Basho

Though we travel the world over to find the beautiful, we must carry it with us or we find it not. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. - Oscar Wilde

I had no expectations about fatherhood, but it's definitely a journey I'm glad to be taking. - Christopher Meloni

If all difficulties were known at the onset of a long journey, most of us would never start out at all. - Dan Rather

The longer you are on this journey of faith and understanding, you actually realize how little you do know. - Ravi Zacharias

A path full of potholes must be traveled slowly, but there's no reason you can't finish the journey. - Faydra D. Fields

Better to be on a seemingly endless journey seeking truth, than to be comfortable and stagnant with deception. - Starr De Luna

I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush. - Werner Herzog

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

I think it's my adventure, my trip, my journey, and I guess my attitude is, let the chips fall where they may. - Leonard Nimoy

Travel is more than the seeing of sights; it is a change that goes on, deep and permanent, in the ideas of living. - Miriam Beard

To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company. - Andre Gide

The only people flying to Europe will be terrorists, so it will be, "Will you be sitting in armed or unarmed?" - Robin Williams

We don't receive wisdom; we must discover it for ourselves after a journey that no one else can take for us or spare us. - Marcel Proust

Own only what you can always carry with you: know languages, know countries, know people. Let your memory be your travel bag. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

The whole object of travel is not to set foot on foreign land; it is at last to set foot on one's own country as a foreign land. - G K Chesterton

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah

Mathematics is not a careful march down a well-cleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost. - W.S. Anglin

I soon realized that no journey carries one far unless, as it extends into the world around us, it goes an equal distance into the world within. - Lillian Smith


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