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Europe Road Trip

Mini car and mini van on a mini tour

Europe Road Trip thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Traveling with a camouflage half-plane

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I thought Europe was a country. - Kellie Pickler

The only journey is the one within. - Rainer Maria Rilke

A whale stranded upon the coast of Europe. - Edmund Burke

A journey is a person in itself, no two are alike. - John Steinbeck

I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering. - Steven Wright

He who does not travel does not know the value of men. - Moorish Proverb

We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey. - Kenji Miyazawa

Remember that happiness is a way of travel, not a destination. - Roy L. Goodman

If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics. - Francis Bacon

Europe was created by history. America was created by philosophy. - Margaret Thatcher

A good traveler has no fixed plans and is not intent upon arriving. - Lao-tzu

There are no foreign lands. It is the traveler only who is foreign. - Robert Louis Stevenson

All journeys have secret destinations of which the traveler is unaware. - Martin Buber

The traveler sees what he sees; the tourist sees what he has come to see. - G K Chesterton

He who is outside his door has the hardest part of his journey behind him. - Flemish Proverb

He who is outside the door has already a good part of his journey behind him. - Dutch Proverb

No one can give you your goals. No one can dig for you. This is your journey. - Warren P Gates

We travel, some of us forever, to seek other states, other lives, other souls. - Anais Nin

A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. - John Steinbeck

If you look like your passport photo, then in all probability you need the journey. - Earl Wilson

While armchair travelers dream of going places, traveling armchairs dream of staying put. - Anne Tyler

How to stop time: kiss.
How to travel in time: read.
How to escape time: music. - Unknown

It is good to have an end to journey toward; but it is the journey that matters, in the end. - Ursula K. LeGuin

Why endeavor to straighten the road of life? The faster we travel, the less there is to see. - Helen Hayes

Wandering re-establishes the original harmony which once existed between man and the universe. - Anatole France

The months and days are the travelers of eternity. The years that come and go are also voyagers. - Matsuo Basho

Tourists don't know where they've been, travelers don't know where they're going. - Paul Theroux

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. - Oscar Wilde

I had no expectations about fatherhood, but it's definitely a journey I'm glad to be taking. - Christopher Meloni

We can only maintain our prosperity in Europe if we belong to the most innovative regions in the world. - Angela Merkel

I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush. - Werner Herzog

I think it's my adventure, my trip, my journey, and I guess my attitude is, let the chips fall where they may. - Leonard Nimoy

Happiness is to be found along the way, not at the end of the road, for then the journey is over and it is too late. - Robert R. Updegraff

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

When you arrive where you thought you wanted to be, you'll just begin a new journey so enjoy each step along the way. - Wayne Dyer

Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin

The whole object of travel is not to set foot on foreign land; it is at last to set foot on one's own country as a foreign land. - G K Chesterton

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

Mathematics is not a careful march down a well-cleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost. - W.S. Anglin

When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you comfortable. It is designed to make its own people comfortable. - Clifton Fadiman


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