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Evaluating Something thanks to Roy Taylor

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Peace is the only battle worth waging. - Albert Camus

What I value most next to eternity is time. - Madame Swetchine

There are no shortcuts to any place worth going. - Beverly Sills

The cost of living is high, but it's worth it. - Unknown

Whatever is worth doing at all is worth doing well. - Lord Chesterfield

A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for. - WC Fields

Attitudes are contagious. Make yours worth catching. - Unknown

An acre of performance is worth a world of promises. - Red Auerbach

Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it. - Henny Youngman

If we let things terrify us, life will not be worth living. - Seneca

A handful of patience is worth more than a bushel of brains. - Dutch Proverb

Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back. - Paul Erdos

Enjoy money while you have it. Shrouds don't have pockets. - Virginia Esberg

Cheers to a New Year and another chance for us to get it right. - Oprah Winfrey

A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on. - Samuel Goldwyn

Anything that is of value in life only multiplies when it is given. - Deepak Chopra

Is life worth living? This is a question for an embryo, not for a man. - Samuel Butler

A picture is worth a thousand words, but try saying that with a picture. - Unknown

There is no sunrise so beautiful that it is worth waking me up to see it. - Mindy Kaling

A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education. - Theodore Roosevelt

Unhappiness is in not knowing what we want and killing ourselves to get it. - Unknown

The value of a leader is directly proportional to that leader's values. - Unknown

The true measure of the value of any business leader and manager is performance. - Brian Tracy

Better to deserve praise without having it, than to have it without deserving it. - Ivan Panin

The Irish don't know what they want and are prepared to fight to the death to get it. - Sidney Littlewood

I believe in the institution of marriage, and I intend to keep trying until I get it right. - Richard Pryor

The value of persistent prayer is not that he will hear us, but that we will finally hear him. - William McGill

Crave for a thing, you will get it. Renounce the craving, the object will follow you by itself. - Swami Sivananda

There are many things worth living for, a few things worth dying for, and nothing worth killing for. - Tom Robbins

I'd rather sit alone on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion. - Henry David Thoreau

This is the first test of a gentleman: his respect for those who can be of no possible value to him. - William Lyon Phelps

Education has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth reading. - G M Trevelyan

What we value shapes our character and will ultimately define how we lead, or whether we can lead at all. - Unknown

Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of a joy, you must have somebody to divide it with. - Mark Twain

Map out your future - but do it in pencil. The road ahead is as long as you make it. Make it worth the trip. - Jon Bon Jovi

If I have done anything in life worth attention, I feel sure that I inherited the disposition from my mother. - Booker T. Washington

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. - Herm Albright

"I am who I am", said God to Moses regarding His name, because none was worth to be compared to His godhead. - Toba Beta

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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