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Evaluating Something

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Evaluating Something thanks to Roy Taylor

Do you really need it?

Be careful of what you ask for 'cause you just might get it!

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Power tires only those who do not have it. - Giulio Andreotti

Good words are worth much, and cost little. - George Herbert

A man in the house is worth two in the street. - Mae West

If a thing isn't worth saying, you sing it. - Pierre Beaumarchais

One picture is worth more than a thousand words. - Chinese Proverb

We're overpaying him, but he's worth it. - Samuel Goldwyn

A good scare is worth more to a man than good advice. - Edgar Watson Howe

Minutes are worth more than money. Spend them wisely. - Thomas P Murphy

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch

Wales is the land of my fathers. And my fathers can have it. - Dylan Thomas

Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it. - Dalai Lama

If you've got it. use it. If you don't got it, then get it! - Unknown

What is worth doing is worth the trouble of asking somebody to do it. - Ambrose Bierce

Unhappiness is in not knowing what we want and killing ourselves to get it. - Unknown

Advanced old age is when you sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going. - Eliakim Katz

When we value correct principles, we have truth - a knowledge of things as they are. - Stephen Covey

If you love deeply, you're going to get hurt badly. But it's still worth it. - C S Lewis

A check or credit card, a Gucci bag strap, anything of value will do. Give as you live. - Jesse Jackson

I have received no more than one or two letters in my life that were worth the postage. - Henry David Thoreau

The more you know yourself, the more you understand life, the more you value your time. - Maxime Lagace

My body is like breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I don't think about it, I just have it. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

To accept ourselves as we are means to value our imperfections as much as our perfections. - Unknown

The truth is, everyone is going to hurt you. You just got to find the ones worth suffering for. - Bob Marley

For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-knowing. - H L Mencken

The key to a long and healthy marriage is that, honestly, there's nothing worth fighting about. - Jay Leno

A word of encouragement during failure is worth more than a dictionary of praise following success. - Unknown

I'd rather sit alone on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion. - Henry David Thoreau

Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard. - H L Mencken

Personally this plan would cost me hundreds of millions of dollars, but in all honesty, it's worth it. - Donald Trump

There is no shortcut to achievement. Life requires thorough preparation - veneer isn't worth anything. - George Washington Carver

The moment you feel like you have to prove your worth to someone is the moment to absolutely and utterly walk away. - Alysia Harris

I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar. - Robert Brault

Greatness is sifted through the grind, therefore don't despise the hard work now, for surely it will be worth it in the end. - Sanjo Jendayi

If patience is worth anything, it must endure to the end of time. And a living faith will last in the midst of the blackest storm. - Mahatma Gandhi

If you have love, you don't need to have anything else. If you don't have it, it doesn't matter much what else you have. - James M. Barrie

Forgiveness isn't just the absence of anger. It's also the presence of self-love, when you actually begin to value yourself. - Tara Westover

No book is really worth reading at the age of ten which is not equally - and often far more - worth reading at the age of fifty and beyond. - C S Lewis

The purpose of life is not to be happy - but to matter, to be productive, to be useful, to have it make some difference that you lived at all. - Leo Rosten

So many bad things have happened to them that they can't trust the good things. They have to shove them away before someone can get it back. - Wally Lamb

I would not sit waiting for some value tomorrow, nor for something to happen. One could wait a lifetime ... I would make something happen. - Louis L'Amour


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