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Evaluating Something

Survey of one's buying trends

Evaluating Something thanks to Roy Taylor

Do you really need it?

Be careful of what you ask for 'cause you just might get it!

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A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. - English Proverb

Chocolate is what I love. I have it every day. - Jennifer Hudson

If a thing isn't worth saying, you sing it. - Pierre Beaumarchais

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure. - Ben Franklin

One picture is worth more than a thousand words. - Chinese Proverb

Is life worth living? That depends on the liver. - Unknown

Only ideas that we actually live by are of any value. - Hermann Hesse

Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your children. - Sam Levenson

Value Investing: The art of buying low and selling lower - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

An ounce of practice is worth more than tons of preaching. - Mahatma Gandhi

There's no educational value in the second kick of a mule. - American saying

One hour of right-down love is worth an age of dully living on. - Aphra Behn

We believed that anything that was worth doing was worth overdoing. - Steven T. Aerosmith

Those who know the value of time use it in preparation for eternity. - Dugnet

Is life worth living? This is a question for an embryo, not for a man. - Samuel Butler

Unhappiness is not knowing what we want and killing ourselves to get it. - Don Herald

Unhappiness is in not knowing what we want and killing ourselves to get it. - Unknown

A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services. - Daniel J. Boorstin

You can have anything you want if you give up the belief you can't have it. - Robert Anthony

Advanced old age is when you sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going. - Eliakim Katz

Sometimes you will never know the true value of a moment until it becomes a memory. - Dr. Seuss

Bad times have a scientific value. We learn geology the morning after the earthquake. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Facts, opinions, and value statements push people apart, stories bring people together. - Chuck Matthei

The key to a long and healthy marriage is that, honestly, there's nothing worth fighting about. - Jay Leno

The value of another's experience is to give us hope, not to tell us how or whether to proceed. - Peter Block

Education has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth reading. - G M Trevelyan

Personally this plan would cost me hundreds of millions of dollars, but in all honesty, it's worth it. - Donald Trump

If I have done anything in life worth attention, I feel sure that I inherited the disposition from my mother. - Booker T. Washington

The fact remains that most of us are anesthetized to the true cost and true value of long term care insurance. - Michael Burgess

I've had the highest mountains. I've had the deepest rivers, you can have it all, but now, keep moving. - Imagine Dragons

The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it, except they keep coming back. - Will Rogers

Cacao has great nutritional value, a lot of protein, which strengthens a person, and without sugar it is not fattening. - Samael Aun Weor

The diamond may adorn royalty, regardless of personal worth; but jewels of thought render even poverty illustrious and sublime. - Gems for the Fireside

If I have the belief that I can do it, I shall surely acquire the capacity to do it even if I may not have it at the beginning. - Mahatma Gandhi

Everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward. - Brandon Sanderson

I've never believed in measuring one's worth by the size of his or her bank account. I prefer to look at distance traveled. - Dan Rather

If you wish to influence an individual or a group to embrace a particular value in their daily lives, tell them a compelling story. - Annette Simmons

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

Ugly animals have it rough. We're more likely to eat them or let them go extinct, and less likely to adopt them from animal shelters. - Joshua A Krisch

No one is going to hand me success. I must go out and get it myself. That's why I'm here. To dominate. To conquer. Both the world and myself. - Unknown


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