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Evaluating Something

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Evaluating Something thanks to Roy Taylor

Do you really need it?

Be careful of what you ask for 'cause you just might get it!

Peace is the only battle worth waging. - Albert Camus

If a thing isn't worth saying, you sing it. - Pierre Beaumarchais

We're overpaying him, but he's worth it. - Samuel Goldwyn

Ask God for what man can give, and you may get it. - European Proverb

Whatever is worth doing at all is worth doing well. - Lord Chesterfield

An ounce of loyalty is worth a pound of cleverness. - Elbert Hubbard

Attitudes are contagious. Make yours worth catching. - Unknown

Life is the biggest bargain - we get it for nothing. - Yiddish Proverb

A good scare is worth more to a man than good advice. - Edgar Watson Howe

One God idea is worth more than a thousand good ideas. - Mark Batterson

If you refuse anything but the best, you very often get it. - W Somerset Maugham

Wales is the land of my fathers. And my fathers can have it. - Dylan Thomas

Forgiveness is a gift of high value. Yet its cost is nothing. - Betty Smith

Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it. - Dalai Lama

We believed that anything that was worth doing was worth overdoing. - Steven T. Aerosmith

Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run. - Rudyard Kipling

I gave you my heart, I just didn't expect to get it back in pieces. - Unknown

A picture is worth a thousand words, but try saying that with a picture. - Unknown

If I wished to punish a province, I would have it governed by philosophers. - Frederick The Great

Once the toothpaste is out of the tube, it is awfully hard to get it back in. - H.R. Haldeman

Character and personal force are the only investments that are worth anything. - Walt Whitman

In conversation, humor is worth more than wit and easiness more than knowledge. - George Herbert

The true measure of the value of any business leader and manager is performance. - Brian Tracy

If you love deeply, you're going to get hurt badly. But it's still worth it. - C S Lewis

Bad times have a scientific value. We learn geology the morning after the earthquake. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It's faith in something and enthusiasm for something that makes life worth living. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

The truth is, everyone is going to hurt you. You just got to find the ones worth suffering for. - Bob Marley

Most of the things worth doing in the world have been declared impossible before they were done. - Louis D. Brandeis

Be not afraid of life. Believe that life is worth living, and your belief will help create the fact. - William James

This is the first test of a gentleman: his respect for those who can be of no possible value to him. - William Lyon Phelps

The greatest pleasure I know is to do a good action by stealth, and to have it found out by accident. - Charles Lamb

Of course God knew what would happen if they used their freedom the wrong way: apparently, He thought it worth the risk. - C S Lewis

I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar. - Robert Brault

The diamond may adorn royalty, regardless of personal worth; but jewels of thought render even poverty illustrious and sublime. - Gems for the Fireside

Money isn't the most important thing in life, but it's reasonably close to oxygen on the "gotta have it" scale. - Zig Ziglar

Don't be afraid of your fears. They're not there to scare you. They're there to let you know that something is worth it. - C. JoyBell C.

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

One's life has value so long as one attributes value to the life of others, by means of love, friendship, indignation, and compassion. - Simone de Beauvoir

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 percent probability you'll get it wrong. - Andy Rooney

I would not sit waiting for some value tomorrow, nor for something to happen. One could wait a lifetime ... I would make something happen. - Louis L'Amour

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