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Peace is the only battle worth waging. - Albert Camus

Good words are worth much, and cost little. - George Herbert

An ounce of action is worth a ton of theory. - Friedrich Engels

An ounce of mother is worth a tone of priest. - Spanish Proverb

Chocolate is what I love. I have it every day. - Jennifer Hudson

Whatever is worth doing at all is worth doing well. - Lord Chesterfield

I have learned to hold popular opinion of no value. - Alexander Hamilton

To add value to others, one must first value others. - John C Maxwell

An ounce of practice is worth more than tons of preaching. - Mahatma Gandhi

If you want an accounting of your worth, count your friends. - Merry Browne

Your worth consists in what you are and not in what you have. - Thomas Edison

Cheers to a New Year and another chance for us to get it right. - Oprah Winfrey

If you've got it. use it. If you don't got it, then get it! - Unknown

We spend our time searching for security and hate it when we get it. - John Steinbeck

A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services. - Daniel J. Boorstin

The value of a leader is directly proportional to that leader's values. - Unknown

We don't know what we want, but we are ready to bite somebody to get it. - Will Rogers

Don't stand shivering upon the bank; plunge in at once, and have it over. - Sam Slick

Advanced old age is when you sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going. - Eliakim Katz

If you value your integrity, be prepared to take a beating from those who have non. - Lars L Thygesen

True happiness consists not in the multitude of friends, but in the worth and choice. - Ben Jonson

It's faith in something and enthusiasm for something that makes life worth living. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

In every difficult situation is potential value. Believe this, then begin looking for it. - Norman Vincent Peale

A word of encouragement during failure is worth more than a dictionary of praise following success. - Unknown

The value of another's experience is to give us hope, not to tell us how or whether to proceed. - Peter Block

You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your family. - Anita Baker

I'd rather sit alone on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion. - Henry David Thoreau

Without love, what are we worth? Eighty-nine cents! Eighty-nine cents worth of chemicals walking around lonely. - Hawkeye

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. - Herm Albright

The diamond may adorn royalty, regardless of personal worth; but jewels of thought render even poverty illustrious and sublime. - Gems for the Fireside

Money isn't the most important thing in life, but it's reasonably close to oxygen on the "gotta have it" scale. - Zig Ziglar

If you have love, you don't need to have anything else. If you don't have it, it doesn't matter much what else you have. - James M. Barrie

If you would not be forgotten as soon as you are dead and rotten, either write something worth reading or do things worth the writing. - Benjamin Franklin

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

Ugly animals have it rough. We're more likely to eat them or let them go extinct, and less likely to adopt them from animal shelters. - Joshua A Krisch

No book is really worth reading at the age of ten which is not equally - and often far more - worth reading at the age of fifty and beyond. - C S Lewis

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 percent probability you'll get it wrong. - Andy Rooney

Life is too ironic to fully understand. It takes sadness to know what happiness is; noise to appreciate silence; and absence to value presence. - Unknown

So many bad things have happened to them that they can't trust the good things. They have to shove them away before someone can get it back. - Wally Lamb

Be yourself no matter what other people think. God made you the way you are for a reason. Besides, an original is always worth more than a copy! - Unknown


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