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Evaluating Something

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Evaluating Something thanks to Roy Taylor

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An unexamined life is not worth living. - Socrates

Some people value sentiments over diamonds. - Cassandra Clare

An ounce of mother is worth a pound of clergy. - Spanish Proverb

He mastered whatever was not worth the knowing. - James R Lowell

The cost of living is high, but it's worth it. - Unknown

Net Worth: Measurement of a fisherman's wealth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One God idea is worth more than a thousand good ideas. - Mark Batterson

Knowledge is of no value unless you put it into practice. - Anton Chekhov

An ounce of practice is worth more than tons of preaching. - Mahatma Gandhi

A handful of patience is worth more than a bushel of brains. - Dutch Proverb

Your worth consists in what you are and not in what you have. - Thomas Edison

A lawyer's opinion is worth nothing unless it is paid for. - Unknown

There is some good in this world, and it's worth fighting for. - JRR Tolkien

It is not clear that intelligence has any long-term survival value. - Stephen Hawking

What is worth doing is worth the trouble of asking somebody to do it. - Ambrose Bierce

I'm worth far too much money. I don't need anybody's money. - Donald Trump

Never give up. Expect only the best from life and take action to get it. - Catherine Pulsifer

A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

You can have anything you want if you give up the belief you can't have it. - Robert Anthony

In conversation, humor is worth more than wit and easiness more than knowledge. - George Herbert

Sometimes you will never know the true value of a moment until it becomes a memory. - Dr. Seuss

I have received no more than one or two letters in my life that were worth the postage. - Henry David Thoreau

The Irish don't know what they want and are prepared to fight to the death to get it. - Sidney Littlewood

To accept ourselves as we are means to value our imperfections as much as our perfections. - Unknown

The value of another's experience is to give us hope, not to tell us how or whether to proceed. - Peter Block

Personally this plan would cost me hundreds of millions of dollars, but in all honesty, it's worth it. - Donald Trump

There is no shortcut to achievement. Life requires thorough preparation - veneer isn't worth anything. - George Washington Carver

Socialism only works in two places: Heaven where they don't need it, and Hell where they already have it. - Ronald Reagan

I've had the highest mountains. I've had the deepest rivers, you can have it all, but now, keep moving. - Imagine Dragons

Without love, what are we worth? Eighty-nine cents! Eighty-nine cents worth of chemicals walking around lonely. - Hawkeye

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. - Herm Albright

Until you value yourself, you will not value your time. Until you value your time, you will not do anything with it. - M Scott Peck

If you want something out of life you have to go out there and get it, because it is not just going to be given to you. - Kelvin Waites

We start dying when we have nothing worth living for. And we don't really start living until we find something worth dying for. - Mark Batterson

If you have love, you don't need to have anything else. If you don't have it, it doesn't matter much what else you have. - James M. Barrie

Science will never be able to reduce the value of a sunset to arithmetic. Nor can it reduce friendship or statesmanship to a formula. - Louis Orr

You can just ask customers what they want and then try to give that to them. By the time you get it built, they'll want something new. - Steve Jobs

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 percent probability you'll get it wrong. - Andy Rooney

Humor is richly rewarding to the person who employs it. It has some value in gaining and holding attention, but it has no persuasive value at all. - John Kenneth Galbraith


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